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Old 12-04-2024, 09:59 AM   #201
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Did anything actually happen to the happy go lucky band of irishmen? Or were they let off scott free to resume beating up more waitresses and ex hockey players.
All of these jabronis were allowed to return to Texas but will have to return to AZ for Court
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Dont forget about scamming the Elderly!
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Old 12-04-2024, 10:33 AM   #205
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but will they?
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Do you guys still have that psycho Sheriff dude who runs some sort of Tent Prison in a parking lot somewhere?

They should be sent there.
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Old 12-04-2024, 10:39 AM   #207
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Did anything actually happen to the happy go lucky band of irishmen? Or were they let off scott free to resume beating up more waitresses and ex hockey players.
They were all charged and then released as are 99% of all people charged with crimes.

The wheel of justice takes more than a week to do its thing.
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Old 12-04-2024, 11:18 AM   #208
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They were all charged and then released as are 99% of all people charged with crimes.

The wheel of justice takes more than a week to do its thing.
Yeah, as vile as they seem, the crime being charged isn't that serious and being held would be an overreation.
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Bis school of de-excalation. 'Cash me outside'.. lol! Glad he managed to get out of it relatively unharmed
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Old 12-04-2024, 10:28 PM   #211
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Wasn't that a party!
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Old 12-04-2024, 11:03 PM   #212
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Will Millar might’ve looked all beag leprechaun up on stage with his wee tin whistle and his wee bohdran, but after a few Smithwicks he could knack yer ballix.

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Old 12-04-2024, 11:24 PM   #213
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I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old Tom cat
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I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old Tom cat
They were talking about hockey.
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Old 12-05-2024, 11:39 AM   #215
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They were talking about hockey.
The cat was talking back!
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Along about then everything went black.
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Old 12-05-2024, 01:25 PM   #218
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My attempt was to stop this nonsense with a line from a different song, but I prolonged it. FFS.
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