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Old 06-29-2007, 08:45 AM   #321
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HAHAHA, oh lord... that's great HalifaxDrunk
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Oh God....that is awesome!!!!
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Is that Kevan Guy?
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KG wishes he was that cool.
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In other news...where is Jordan?
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In the orange flesh!
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:24 PM   #329
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I can tell this is going to be a fairly entertaining afternoon on CP.
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This thread is not complete without an evil penguin.
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This has to be a link in this "million post" thread.

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In other news...where is Jordan?
Or Lanny for that matter?
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KG wishes he was that cool.
Isnt that the truth. When I saw that pic...I think it moved.
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I think it moved.
Moved?
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Moved?
You would have to be a Seinfeld fan.
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You would have to be a Seinfeld fan.
I know.

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George: I think it moved.

Jerry: Moved?

George: It may have moved, I don't know.

Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.

George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.

Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.

George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.

Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?

George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.

Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.

George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?

Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.
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Old 06-29-2007, 01:42 PM   #337
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Oh.. sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to keep the dialog going.. I was reading the other thread and got dummer doing so
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Oh God...this thread, and other one, better be HOF material.
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Oh.. sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to keep the dialog going.. I was reading the other thread and got dummer doing so
No problem. It just made me think that this thread needs a few more classic sit-com quotes.
From my favourite Sit-com:
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Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

Johnny: Les? Are you there? Les isn't there. (composing himself) Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les, and for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:10 PM   #340
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Here are some more:
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Tobias Fünke: No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
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Michael: What tipped you off? The falling profit margins or the fact that we're a regular feature on Bill O'Reilly's most ridiculous item of the day?
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Tobias Fünke: Dont leave your uncle teabag hanging.
George Michael Bluth: Dont call it that.
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