10-31-2024, 12:29 PM
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#19181
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by locke
really? I always loved how jackie chan could turn anything into a weapon.
Heres a chair! A lamp! I shall fight you with this mop! Boxes? I love boxes! Chopsticks? No problem! Just...whatever is around is now weaponized.
Oh man...that guy is awesome. Yeah he did some schlock...but he sells it!
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10-31-2024, 12:35 PM
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#19182
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by activeStick
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The man has to be one of the greatest of all time!
Now I have to re-watch Legend of Drunken Master and wash that down with some Rush Hour.
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10-31-2024, 12:55 PM
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#19183
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Wormius
People who intentionally sit in the wrong seat on an airplane should just be removed from the airplane or have their bags moved all the way to the back overhead bin.
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And then they try to explain that they misread the seat map above the seats in that row. "Ohhh, that's the 'C' seat". Yes, dumbass, the one next to the window would be A, because there's a window beside it in this picture. 
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10-31-2024, 01:40 PM
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#19184
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by activeStick
And then they try to explain that they misread the seat map above the seats in that row. "Ohhh, that's the 'C' seat". Yes, dumbass, the one next to the window would be A, because there's a window beside it in this picture. |
Yeah. Makes sense that you thought 37B on your boarding passes meant "sit wherever you want, including an aisle seat at the front"
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10-31-2024, 03:44 PM
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#19185
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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I hate the dentist.
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10-31-2024, 03:45 PM
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#19186
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I hate the dentist.
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Classic British post.
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10-31-2024, 04:07 PM
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#19187
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 81MC
Staff GMG. Like, either suck so I can be forced to improve you, or be good so I can trust you. But thinking you know what’s up and getting a lot of latitude and time to ‘do your thing’ to be unable to actually provide what was asked for? #### man, sometimes I just don’t get it.
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Isn’t this you failing to diagnose that they suck?
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10-31-2024, 04:17 PM
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#19188
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I hate the dentist.
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Me too
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10-31-2024, 04:37 PM
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#19189
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I hate the dentist.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dentoman
Me too
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You anti-dentite bastards.
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10-31-2024, 04:47 PM
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#19190
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calgarygeologist
You anti-dentite bastards.
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At least he isn't converting to Judaism for the jokes! That we know of... 
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10-31-2024, 04:53 PM
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#19191
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Red Deer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
At least he isn't converting to Judaism for the jokes! That we know of... |
Those aren't buoys...
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10-31-2024, 05:02 PM
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#19192
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamer
Those aren't buoys...
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Dentists! Who needs them? Not to mention....and this is where we stop. 
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If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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11-01-2024, 10:00 AM
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#19193
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Franchise Player
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I like the dentist. You get the odd boob rub on the head from the hygienist and you giggle to yourself on the inside like a schoolboy.
Plus I have great teeth so I'm constantly getting complimented.
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11-01-2024, 10:21 AM
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#19194
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Franchise Player
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Dentists and hygienists have commented on how relaxed I am when they’re working on my teeth. Sometimes I doze off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
If this day gets you riled up, you obviously aren't numb to the disappointment yet to be a real fan.
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11-01-2024, 10:29 AM
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#19196
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by PepsiFree
If it wasn’t for the dentist I’d never get my daytime cable tv fix.
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You schedule your Dental appointments around The Price is Right huh?
We all do.
It sucks when you get that like 3pm appointment, theres nothing good on.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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11-01-2024, 10:35 AM
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#19197
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Waterpik helps tremendously with keeping scale down. Cleanings barely take any time now.
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11-01-2024, 10:43 AM
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#19198
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
Waterpik helps tremendously with keeping scale down. Cleanings barely take any time now.
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Lloyd Braun took mine. That phone wasn't even plugged in.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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11-01-2024, 10:45 AM
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#19199
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Lloyd Braun took mine. That phone wasn't even plugged in.
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Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun??
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11-01-2024, 10:46 AM
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#19200
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I hate the dentist.
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I hate paying the dentist.
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