Edmonton is No Good XI: Mud, Sweatpants and Tiers

[Inferno]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Connor McDavid has longest active streak of goals on every fourth Tuesday in October, when the game starts at 7:00, at home, and no one on the team had Ketchup at dinner. Against Danish goalies.

And when his buddy Leon invites him over for some Sauerbraten.

[tsquared1967]

Originally Posted by McG

Look at the feet on Mavi! Already starting his magical unicorn crossover!

Seriously though. What if he turned towards the defensive zone and helped to either limit or hit the Carolina player or win the puck to send bou-bou on a breakaway.

Come to think of it…what was boo-boo doing so high when there were 2 hurricanes behind him and pissy being the only one back?

It’s laughable just how resistant to fundamentals that team is.

But it’s skinners fault.

There was only one guy behind boo-boo. The second guy was about to enter the zone where McDuffus didn't bother to look to cut off the pass because he wanted to have Ron McLoser show us how great the cross-over moves up the ice on HNIC on Saturday.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by CF84

Hahaha!! I guess if they want to ignore the Stanley cup finals game 6...because playoffs don't count right?


Edmonton is no good

It's amazing how they pluck a stat that not only has oddly specific parameters but is also inaccurate.

Last week they posted about an undefeated streak against Nashville when the Preds beat them at home one calendar year earlier.

But don't let facts get in the way of your tire pumping. It's only your entire job to relay correct information.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

As for the GWG play, maybe McDavid saw a ketchup packet being opened in the first row and took off the other way?

Fans should be less insensitive.

[Snuffleupagus]

Just realized that I've been a card carrying member of "Chiadenfreude" for 43 years.

Not sure what it was called back in the day but Edmonton has always been NG.

[Inferno]

lol, ok. Three full days was way too long for me to be there in August. I spent five days in San Francisco the month before and could have stayed atleast another day or two.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1849447271806460285

[Vinsta13]

https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/edmont...t-stop-scoring

Edmonton could really use a 2nd line centre that can shutdown other teams forwards and give them even more of an opportunity to put McBaby and Drai together for 30 minutes every night.

E=NG

[direwolf]

Originally Posted by Inferno

lol, ok. Three full days was way too long for me to be there in August. I spend five days in San Francisco the month before and could have stayed atleast another day or two.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1849447271806460285

[Wastedyouth]

Originally Posted by Vinsta13

https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/edmont...t-stop-scoring

Edmonton could really use a 2nd line centre that can shutdown other teams forwards and give them even more of an opportunity to put McBaby and Drai together for 30 minutes every night.

E=NG

Isn't that Hopkins? Or "took less to play with McDavid" Henrique? How many non-center centers does this team have???

[drewtastic]

Originally Posted by Inferno

lol, ok. Three full days was way too long for me to be there in August. I spent five days in San Francisco the month before and could have stayed atleast another day or two.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1849447271806460285

The only way Edmonton could be considered a “top travel destination” would be on account of how good it feels when you leave.

[Inferno]

Originally Posted by drewtastic

The only way Edmonton could be considered a “top travel destination” would be on account of how good it feels when you leave.

I don't look forward to getting back to The Pas much. But that was one time I did. That Saturday which was the free day was painfully boring. We tried to kill most of it by going to the mall but could only last four hours.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by Inferno

lol, ok. Three full days was way too long for me to be there in August. I spent five days in San Francisco the month before and could have stayed atleast another day or two.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1849447271806460285

This travel moment brought to you by David Staples

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Inferno

lol, ok. Three full days was way too long for me to be there in August. I spent five days in San Francisco the month before and could have stayed atleast another day or two.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1849447271806460285

hmmmmm but no link to an article or site........

Imma gonna call Bull$hit

[bdubbs]

Funny that the source is "Lonely Planet" which, if I knew nothing, I would just assume is a basement blogger from Edmonton. Even the comments on one of the subreddits that I saw this on had Edmontonians saying 'wtf?'.

[GhostCookie]

Originally Posted by TrentCrimmIndependent

There's like a 10:1 criminal/misdemeanor ratio between the Oilers and Flames so it's no contest. Also the Flames don't go out and intentionally hire them.

It was so rich when the oiler buffoons were in here last season making a racket about Dube. Looked in a mirror lately?

Not to mention the fanbase itself is clamoring for a chance at Carter Hart and Joe Q. And if there is no legal repercussions for Dube, what NHL team is most likely to try and offer him a deal, hmmm?

The team probably has a police scanner in their scouting office to look for prospects.

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by Inferno

lol, ok. Three full days was way too long for me to be there in August. I spent five days in San Francisco the month before and could have stayed atleast another day or two.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1849447271806460285

Sleek skyscrapers? You mean the lone one and it's little brother surrounded by a bunch of old and unremarkable mid level high rises? Sounds like this was bought and paid for by someone in Edmonton circles.

[Locke]

That must have taken a hell of a bribe.

Yeah. Go visit the Bibliotank.

[Roughneck]

Originally Posted by Inferno

lol, ok. Three full days was way too long for me to be there in August. I spent five days in San Francisco the month before and could have stayed atleast another day or two.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1849447271806460285

Slum tourism must be making a comeback.

[Jiggy_12]

Their "skyscrapers" are cited as the reason for this?

What a low bar

[topfiverecords]

It's like homeless cosplay for the tiktok.