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[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by Cappy

Absolutely no qualms with using the lavatories when i need to.

But why, oh why, do people just trash the public toilets. Piss everywhere, toilet bowl full of toilet paper, clogged to the hilt. WTF?

Yeah what's with the dudes that use a half roll of toilet paper when taking a dump? I never ceases to amaze me how filthy men are even in an office environment and I don't understand why so many men have contempt for washing their hands with soap after taking a deuce. Sprinkling water over your hands for 3 seconds isn't washing your hands. Honestly sometimes I think if I was a woman I would be a lesbian because a lot of men are so disgusting.

[Paulie Walnuts]

Originally Posted by Cappy

Absolutely no qualms with using the lavatories when i need to.

But why, oh why, do people just trash the public toilets. Piss everywhere, toilet bowl full of toilet paper, clogged to the hilt. WTF?

Makes me wonder if people do this stuff at home?

Like do you piss on the seat and just leave it? What about pooping do you poop everywhere and just walk away.

[Ozy_Flame]

If people just pooped with their legs propped up higher when they're sitting on a toilet, they would actually use their colon to push it out correctly and likely using less toilet paper.

That, or squatting. The human body is designed to squat for optimal bowel movements. When you sit, the colon isn't at the optimal angle.

And there's some aversion to using bidets in North America, which are far more sanitary IMO. However I do see them as options on toilets now in available models.

Honestly, public washrooms with squatting holes that flush afterwards might actually be cleaner and more sanitary. Then your butt doesn't need to come into contact with anything. Probably easier to clean the washroom too.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

Yeah what's with the dudes that use a half roll of toilet paper when taking a dump? I never ceases to amaze me how filthy men are even in an office environment and I don't understand why so many men have contempt for washing their hands with soap after taking a deuce. Sprinkling water over your hands for 3 seconds isn't washing your hands. Honestly sometimes I think if I was a woman I would be a lesbian because a lot of men are so disgusting.

I think a lot of women (I know my friend group especially) are mostly unaware and just assume guys aren’t as disgusting as they are.

I remember a group chat in the early days of COVID with the girls where I was saying the hand washing thing was going to be an issue. None of them understood why, and were totally disgusted when I explained that you basically can’t use a public washroom as a man without witnessing at least one and usually multiple men leave without washing their hands and half the rest just doing the “quick sprinkle” of water.

A lot of men are really dirty and have incredibly poor hygiene.

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

If people just pooped with their legs propped up higher when they're sitting on a toilet, they would actually use their colon to push it out correctly and likely using less toilet paper.

That, or squatting. The human body is designed to squat for optimal bowel movements. When you sit, the colon isn't at the optimal angle.

And there's some aversion to using bidets in North America, which are far more sanitary IMO. However I do see them as options on toilets now in available models.

Honestly, public washrooms with squatting holes that flush afterwards might actually be cleaner and more sanitary. Then your butt doesn't need to come into contact with anything. Probably easier to clean the washroom too.

My brother swears by his Squatty Potty.

[Paulie Walnuts]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

I think a lot of women (I know my friend group especially) are mostly unaware and just assume guys aren’t as disgusting as they are.

I remember a group chat in the early days of COVID with the girls where I was saying the hand washing thing was going to be an issue. None of them understood why, and were totally disgusted when I explained that you basically can’t use a public washroom as a man without witnessing at least one and usually multiple men leave without washing their hands and half the rest just doing the “quick sprinkle” of water.

A lot of men are really dirty and have incredibly poor hygiene.

Before they shut the gyms down, I just left 2 weeks earlier. Saw 3 people walk out after taking a #### without hand washing.

Disgusting.

[MoneyGuy]

Hate that the weather is turning cold and I’ll soon have to wear pants again. I’ve only worn long pants for about 15 hours all summer. The little bit of work I do doesn’t require them. Good thing I have great legs; that’s what my wife says.

[Shazam]

Women are way more disgusting than men. Holy cripes. The number of times my wife has found blood or feces on the walls of bathroom stalls. Sometimes women will bleed all over the floor.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Women are way more disgusting than men. Holy cripes. The number of times my wife has found blood or feces on the walls of bathroom stalls. Sometimes women will bleed all over the floor.

Pics or it didn't happen

[Strange Brew]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

Yeah what's with the dudes that use a half roll of toilet paper when taking a dump? I never ceases to amaze me how filthy men are even in an office environment and I don't understand why so many men have contempt for washing their hands with soap after taking a deuce. Sprinkling water over your hands for 3 seconds isn't washing your hands. Honestly sometimes I think if I was a woman I would be a lesbian because a lot of men are so disgusting.

You think about this a lot?

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Pics or it didn't happen

You need Jesus

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

I think a lot of women (I know my friend group especially) are mostly unaware and just assume guys aren’t as disgusting as they are.

I remember a group chat in the early days of COVID with the girls where I was saying the hand washing thing was going to be an issue. None of them understood why, and were totally disgusted when I explained that you basically can’t use a public washroom as a man without witnessing at least one and usually multiple men leave without washing their hands and half the rest just doing the “quick sprinkle” of water.

A lot of men are really dirty and have incredibly poor hygiene.

I wonder if in the privacy of one's own home, guys are typically grosser around the toilets. Gals are typically grosser around the shower and sinks (primarily from the stuff they use to get ready).

I wonder if in a public washroom situation, the grossest parts of a gal's habits aren't typically left on display. But for guys, it is.

I still keep a mask in my jackets. In a public washroom situation, sometimes it's great to put on a mask and hands free not inhale as much of the disgusting fumes that public washrooms have to offer. I have no doubt that a ladies washroom can get gross too, but guys washrooms by default often have piss dribble in front of urinals in an evaporative state.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

My brother swears by his Squatty Potty.

I know what you're trying to say, but I also can't help but interpret this sentence as someone by a squatty potty throwing non-stop profanity.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

You need Jesus

can't argue your point

[chedder]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

Yeah what's with the dudes that use a half roll of toilet paper when taking a dump? I never ceases to amaze me how filthy men are even in an office environment and I don't understand why so many men have contempt for washing their hands with soap after taking a deuce. Sprinkling water over your hands for 3 seconds isn't washing your hands. Honestly sometimes I think if I was a woman I would be a lesbian because a lot of men are so disgusting.

I lifeguarded as a student, which usually included cleaning the change rooms, and I can tell with authority that women are every bit as disgusting as men. Worse in many cases.

[Scroopy Noopers]

Originally Posted by CliffFletcher

We did the same last year. You’ll be happy to learn most door-to-door solicitors just ignore it.

I kinda figured, but at least I’ll be guilt free on cutting off any spiels. I normally try, and they insist, so I listen to it all and then say goodbye. But I’m tired of that.

Dorky takes on not liking this… bombarded to buy stuff literally everywhere you go and you can’t even escape at home. It’s insane.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

can't argue your point

Not sure if Jesus can give you pics. You should ask though.

[Paulie Walnuts]

Originally Posted by Scroopy Noopers

I kinda figured, but at least I’ll be guilt free on cutting off any spiels. I normally try, and they insist, so I listen to it all and then say goodbye. But I’m tired of that.

Dorky takes on not liking this… bombarded to buy stuff literally everywhere you go and you can’t even escape at home. It’s insane.

Its annoying, but what works for me is oh sorry I don't own the home they are not here right now and they leave.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Not sure if Jesus can give you pics. You should ask though.

He has proved useless for most things.........

[Cappy]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

Yeah what's with the dudes that use a half roll of toilet paper when taking a dump? I never ceases to amaze me how filthy men are even in an office environment and I don't understand why so many men have contempt for washing their hands with soap after taking a deuce. Sprinkling water over your hands for 3 seconds isn't washing your hands. Honestly sometimes I think if I was a woman I would be a lesbian because a lot of men are so disgusting.

Same guys that have bacon strips in their pants cause wiping your butt thoroughly is "gay"