You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Wormius

I don’t know if diaper technology has advanced over the last number of years, but I don’t recall them stifling odours a terrible amount when we had babies.

IDK. I'd go halfers on a box if you wanted to try it out.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Sliver

IDK. I'd go halfers on a box if you wanted to try it out.

I thought you already tried this out?

Anyway, to answer your question, no I would not want to try it out. I am happy with the office bathroom status quo.

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by Yamer

I've trained my body to expel what needs expelling in the morning, before I assault the odor holsters of my colleagues.

Sounds like you are judt scared of public toilets. Buck up!
I've got IBS, so there is no toilet that I am afraid to use if the option is to crap myself haha

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

I love ####ting on the company dime. #### anyone who hates.

This is the way.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

IDK. I'd go halfers on a box if you wanted to try it out.

Originally Posted by Bonded

Sounds like you are judt scared of public toilets. Buck up!
I've got IBS, so there is no toilet that I am afraid to use if the option is to crap myself haha

Sliver I think I got someone that might go halves.....

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Bonded

Sounds like you are judt scared of public toilets. Buck up!
I've got IBS, so there is no toilet that I am afraid to use if the option is to crap myself haha

I think we've found our culprit. The Bonded Bathroom Bandit!

[Yamer]

Originally Posted by Bonded

Sounds like you are judt scared of public toilets. Buck up!
I've got IBS, so there is no toilet that I am afraid to use if the option is to crap myself haha

There's an unwritten rule at the office that if you s### yourself you get to go home.

So, there's that incentive.

[BigThief]

When Circle K's perfect in every way cubed ice machine is down.

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by Yamer

There's an unwritten rule at the office that if you s### yourself you get to go home.

So, there's that incentive.

I don't hate work enough for that.

Although there is one dude in the office that won't wash his hand after taking a dump. I am very glad I am not anywhere near his department. I think he is also the one that doesn't flush the toilet either.

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by Ped

So, my boss woke up again despite the doctors saying he wouldn't, got sent home, got to celebrate his birthday at home, his wife's birthday at home, see everyone last time, then went into hospice care and passed last night.


Since then has been a whirl of emotions and notifying everyone, which is doubly hard when he's been in the same industry for 30 years and everyone knows him.

Sorry for your loss, I am glad he got that last moment.

[Yamer]

Originally Posted by Bonded

I don't hate work enough for that.

Although there is one dude in the office that won't wash his hand after taking a dump. I am very glad I am not anywhere near his department. I think he is also the one that doesn't flush the toilet either.

All of this could be avoided by not pooping at work.

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by Yamer

All of this could be avoided by not pooping at work.

Or parents not failing their children

[btimbit]

I poop when I have to poop and don't really give it any thought aside from that

[Hemi-Cuda]

My daughter's school is an 8 minute walk from our house, and to get there I cut through the small neighborhood directly beside ours. Every day I see the same guy in that neighborhood take his car and drive the few hundred feet to the pathway that connects to the school, pick his kid up, then drive the few hundred feet back. Now I can certainly be lazy at times, but this is on a whole other level. At most he saves himself maybe 2-3 minutes each way, while putting highly unnecessary wear and tear on his starter and battery. And I don't think the guy is disabled at all, he still has to walk the pathway from his street to the school which is about the same distance that he drives each day

[bc-chris]

Originally Posted by Ped

So, my boss woke up again despite the doctors saying he wouldn't, got sent home, got to celebrate his birthday at home, his wife's birthday at home, see everyone last time, then went into hospice care and passed last night.


Since then has been a whirl of emotions and notifying everyone, which is doubly hard when he's been in the same industry for 30 years and everyone knows him.

so sorry for your loss Ped - it just sucks

the bold part reminds me of my dad... 7 years ago when he got his diagnosis in late january/early february my mom straight up told him that he wasn't going anywhere until after their anniversary and this was not up for debate.
my parent's anniversary - september 4
my dad passed away on september 6

it sure makes the first week of september tough every year, but the fact that they had one final anniversary together was pretty awesome.

[jayswin]

Theres way too much thought put into pooping here, whether its avoiding or purposely going at work. Training the body, holding it in etc?

Work, home, bar, flames game. Doesn't matter, I just feel like i need a poop and I go to a bathroom wherever I am and go.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by jayswin

Therea way too much thought put into pooping here, whether tits avoiding or purposely going at work. Training the body, holding it in etc?

Work, home, bar, flames game. Doesn't matter, I just feel like u need a poop and I go to a bathroom wherever I am and go.

Yes, yes but if thats going to be your attitude then what do you know?

[Looch City]

Here's another pooping one:

People that do their business and then just get up and leave the stall. No look back to see if it actually flushed, or needed a second flush, nothing.

Just up and away.

God damn filthy monsters.

[Paulie Walnuts]

My manager used to come in and make a big ass coffee with a lot of cream.

I had no idea humans could leave #### stains like that in a toilet.

One time someone went in and we warned him and all you could hear was “oh my god”

[DownInFlames]

Can someone PM me when you're done talking about ####, please?