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Old 09-13-2024, 02:13 PM   #5761
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Edmonton is Not Groovy
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Old 09-13-2024, 03:49 PM   #5763
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In Edmonton, you will have a terrible, horrible, No Good, very bad day.
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Old 09-13-2024, 04:11 PM   #5765
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Old 09-13-2024, 04:30 PM   #5766
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All I know is that when you have to go to Edmonton its the ultimate drunken Coyote Date. You wake up and look around that dingy and drab city with girls with busies on their legs and girl mullets and you are willing to literally bite your arm off to escape its insidious grasp. Its either that or be trapped there, pick up a banjo and forget about good dental care.
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Old 09-13-2024, 06:03 PM   #5768
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Old 09-13-2024, 06:04 PM   #5769
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And remember, Edmonton is a ####hole.
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Old 09-13-2024, 06:16 PM   #5770
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When I was in the snake pit for Metallica I overheard a bunch of people from Calgary and Edmonton arguing over which city is nicer. There was this guy from Mexico who said "I'm saying this from an completely unbiased view, Calgary is so much nicer". The guys from Edmonton got so pissy Leon would be proud.

That Saturday I spent between shows was one of the most boring days of my life. And once I walked out of my hotel I got a strong whiff of sewage.
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Old 09-13-2024, 07:23 PM   #5771
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When I was in the snake pit for Metallica I overheard a bunch of people from Calgary and Edmonton arguing over which city is nicer. There was this guy from Mexico who said "I'm saying this from an completely unbiased view, Calgary is so much nicer". The guys from Edmonton got so pissy Leon would be proud.

That Saturday I spent between shows was one of the most boring days of my life. And once I walked out of my hotel I got a strong whiff of sewage.
That wasn't sewage.
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Old 09-13-2024, 08:14 PM   #5773
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Edmonton is Nefariously Gross
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Old 09-13-2024, 08:17 PM   #5774
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Edmonton has Nincompoops Galore!
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Old 09-13-2024, 10:47 PM   #5775
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Edmonton n’es pas bon.

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Old 09-14-2024, 12:58 AM   #5776
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Oh, I have to say something about their current roster:

Edmonton is Now Geriatric.
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When I was in the snake pit for Metallica I overheard a bunch of people from Calgary and Edmonton arguing over which city is nicer. There was this guy from Mexico who said "I'm saying this from an completely unbiased view, Calgary is so much nicer". The guys from Edmonton got so pissy Leon would be proud.

That Saturday I spent between shows was one of the most boring days of my life. And once I walked out of my hotel I got a strong whiff of sewage.
Were you the guy in the Flames jersey at the concert? my buddy and I were chanting GFG when we saw that beautiful site.

Actually I legit saw more Flames gear at the concert shockingly
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Old 09-14-2024, 03:32 AM   #5778
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Edmonton is noticeably godforsaken.
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Old 09-14-2024, 06:03 AM   #5779
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https://twitter.com/user/status/1834730627725152328

Nothing like waiting until just before the season starts lol.
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Nothing like waiting until just before the season starts lol.
Clear cap circumventing, league needs to deal with this garbage.
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