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Old 06-21-2007, 09:46 AM   #101
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I was wondering...why do they call it a "building" when its already been built?
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LOL, I wondered how long it would take Ford Prefect to respond. There are also a few Adams quotes in sigs floating around.


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I was wondering...why do they call it a "building" when its already been built?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

How do Deer know to cross at the "Deer X-ing" signs?
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I was wondering...why do they call it a "building" when its already been built?
And if "fortification" can mean to make a fort bigger, why can't "ratification" mean to make a rat bigger?

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Have you ever driven in Toronto in rush hour?
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Why do they sell hot dogs in packs of 12 but buns in packs of 8?
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You know what most songs nowadays need? MORE COWBELL!!!!
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..."You just throw yourself at the ground and miss!"
I tried that once in a state of artifcially altered consciousness. I was able to achieve brief periods of flight, but the ground kept jumping back in front of me.
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Why don't cats and dogs have belly buttons?
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Why don't cats and dogs have belly buttons?
Easy. They were clearly put here by the dark lord Satan.
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Easy. They were clearly put here by the dark lord Satan.
Then why do polticians have belly buttons?
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That is all kinds of awesome in one picture!
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