[Rumour] Kylington to test free agency

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Titan2

On a very related note to this thread, I got me one of them fancy MX Master 3S mice.

Nice, ergonomic but the neatest feature is the scroll wheel. You can spin that sucker and it just zooms past posts. It is almost as awesome as PepsiFree.

That sounds awesome. Unfortunately as part of my relentless psychological warfare on a few of these well-adjusted adult men, I broke into their homes and replaced their mice with specially built ones that automatically stop on my posts when they’re trying to scroll past, zoom in so mine is the only one visible, and start playing Taylor Swift’s “Cruel Summer” at full volume.

I also released a bunch of actual mice into their homes.

[Ba'alzamon]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

I also released a bunch of actual mice into their homes.

Were they labelled #1, #2, and #4?

[CorsiHockeyLeague]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

That sounds awesome. Unfortunately as part of my relentless psychological warfare on a few of these well-adjusted adult men, I broke into their homes and replaced their mice with specially built ones that automatically stop on my posts when they’re trying to scroll past, zoom in so mine is the only one visible, and start playing Taylor Swift’s “Cruel Summer” at full volume.

I also released a bunch of actual mice into their homes.

It's true. He did this to me back in the day. Although, just to show he isn't entirely heartless, the mouse was an ergonomic vertical mouse that has saved me from the insidious and ever-present threat of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Also my cat appreciated getting to chase the actual mice.

[Bingo]

I think every poster that's on here that has changed names should put the previous names in their signature.

Would be interesting as hell.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Bingo

I think every poster that's on here that has changed names should put the previous names in their signature.

Would be interesting as hell.

I'd just have my own name in my signature as well. Seems redundant.

[dobbles]

Originally Posted by Bingo

I think every poster that's on here that has changed names should put the previous names in their signature.

Would be interesting as hell.

I'm not active enough to know the personal histories, but is it safe to assume most of the name change lineage is due to ban evasions? I have seen some account name changes, but those are pretty rare, right?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by dobbles

I'm not active enough to know the personal histories, but is it safe to assume most of the name change lineage is due to ban evasions? I have seen some account name changes, but those are pretty rare, right?

Fairly. There have been a few VERY longtime posters who signed up with their real names that have been granted changes, because they've practically been here since before 'the internet.' Looking at you Bill Bumface!

I think there have been a few where they named themselves after a favourite player and that didnt end well.

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by Bingo

I think every poster that's on here that has changed names should put the previous names in their signature.

Would be interesting as hell.

Is there a limit to signature size? If so I am not sure ZM can fit all that.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Bingo

I think every poster that's on here that has changed names should put the previous names in their signature.

Would be interesting as hell.

Lol! Not to mention...this sounds like a very 'Soviet' kind of 'Report Yourself to the Local Party Headquarters' kind of plan!!

"You have won a Boat. Come to the Police Station. To...uh...collect your Boat!"

[Roof-Daddy]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

Is there a limit to signature size? If so I am not sure ZM can fit all that.

Hahaha

[TheIronMaiden]

Originally Posted by dobbles

I'm not active enough to know the personal histories, but is it safe to assume most of the name change lineage is due to ban evasions? I have seen some account name changes, but those are pretty rare, right?

I think that it is rare fore most people. But there are always a few people who get banned and come back.

Zary's Mustache is the first time its been obvious to me who they were. CalgaryBlood.

Hockey talk is one thing, but they fights a person picks in the Off Topic Threads usually makes things clear.

[Jiri Hrdina]

I was originally JiriHrdina.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Jiri Hrdina

I was originally JiriHrdina.

I call shenanigans.

[GioforPM]

I asked for a name change when Gio left - it never happened. But I suppose its for the best because I was just gonna substitute Tanev. Now what? Weegar?

[ResAlien]

Of course everyone is a returnee. It’s nothing but us old men screaming at each other about hockey until the last of us shuts off the lights. Pfft why bother banning anyone? Unless it’s personal grudges to keep someone banned it’s not like anyone is really that bad and if they are there’s a neat report post feature literally anyone is allowed to use. It’s not like most people don’t know who the returnees are, there are more than a few of them posting in this very thread.

Or we can keep with the whining and crying and accusations that create unrelated tangents in threads. That’s fine too since I crave chaos and it’s hilarious watching these things go off the rails.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by GioforPM

I asked for a name change when Gio left - it never happened. But I suppose its for the best because I was just gonna substitute Tanev. Now what? Weegar?

Parekh. You gotta get in on the ground floor.

[Sec214]

Originally Posted by Bingo

I think every poster that's on here that has changed names should put the previous names in their signature.

Would be interesting as hell.

Jr. Gonna be in real trouble.

[GioforPM]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Parekh. You gotta get in on the ground floor.

I probably need something that transcends a regular player.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by GioforPM

I probably need something that transcends a regular player.

Never will we see another flame hit -8 in a single game again so what about:

ChrisButlerForPM

[boogerz]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Parekh. You gotta get in on the ground floor.

Hopefully getting in on the ground floor is infinitely better than getting in on the ground floor with my Kylington jersey