You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by Scroopy Noopers

Is there a single children's book artist who understands that you can’t see a star through the shadow of the moon!?!? It is repeated in every single book that has an image of a moon that I can find… driving me insane.

Ok Neil deGrasse Tyson calm down

[1qqaaz]

Originally Posted by Scroopy Noopers

Is there a single children's book artist who understands that you can’t see a star through the shadow of the moon!?!? It is repeated in every single book that has an image of a moon that I can find… driving me insane.

You might not want to go to the Middle East.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Ok Neil deGrasse Tyson calm down

NO! There is a line in the sand and this is it!!

[chemgear]

No, I'm not going to run a red light and move into the intersection with moving cross traffic just to give you room so that you can make an illegal left turn into a do not enter zone. Read the ####ing signs you dumb ####. Jesus ####ing Christ, what kind of morons are the City of Calgary hiring to drive their buses full of people?

[timun]

Originally Posted by Locke

NO! There is a line in the sand and this is it!!

Will you make the children's book authors pay for what they've done?

[butterfly]

Originally Posted by chemgear

No, I'm not going to run a red light and move into the intersection with moving cross traffic just to give you room so that you can make an illegal left turn into a do not enter zone. Read the ####ing signs you dumb ####. Jesus ####ing Christ, what kind of morons are the City of Calgary hiring to drive their buses full of people?

Get out of the car and do the chicken dance until the light changes. Queue up the background music to play through the car speakers.

[chemgear]

Originally Posted by butterfly

Get out of the car and do the chicken dance until the light changes. Queue up the background music to play through the car speakers.

Lol.

I would just take an Aston Martin with missiles like James Bond.

[Zary's-Mustache]

I hit a bird today for the first time in about 25 years of driving. What a ####ty feeling. Honestly ruined my day.

[Geraldsh]

Originally Posted by Zary's-Mustache

I hit a bird today for the first time in about 25 years of driving. What a ####ty feeling. Honestly ruined my day.

Shouldn’t this be in the golf thread?

[Zary's-Mustache]

Originally Posted by Geraldsh

Shouldn’t this be in the golf thread?

Baseball actually. Now i know how Randy Johnson felt.

[butterfly]

Whoooooosh

[Zary's-Mustache]

Originally Posted by butterfly

Whoooooosh

Double whoooosh

[Red Potato Standing By]

I have lost count on how many birds I have hit, it’s like I have a bird magnet for some reason. I travel once a month from Edmonton to Fort Nelson and on one of the trips I hit seven birds.(and yes I do feel bad about it but what do ya do)

[woob]

Originally Posted by Zary's-Mustache

I hit a bird today for the first time in about 25 years of driving. What a ####ty feeling. Honestly ruined my day.

I’ve only done this once as well, many years ago while driving to a field site. And I still remember how awful I felt.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Zary's-Mustache

Baseball actually. Now i know how Randy Johnson felt.

That was honestly hilarious. I mean...what are the odds?

Besides, its not like we're running out of birds. Theres lots more where they came from.

I can't even imagine what was going through his head after that other than "WTF??"

[PaperBagger'14]

I hit a skunk once on a highway late at night, what a terrible smell that left in the truck for the next week. The stink just seeped into the truck from the wheel well. I threw on a tyvek jumpsuit when I washed the skunk chunks off.

[Fuzz]

I once caught a bird in a rental motorhome in that gap between the top of the cab and the bed overhang. That sucked to remove.

[Ped]

Car in front of me hit a seagull once. I watched the thing arc through the air directly toward my windshield, in complete disbelief. I swerved and took my side mirror clean off. No one would believe me but you could see feathers stuck in the dangling wiring.

[Wormius]

Witnessed a duck get run over by a car. Not with the wheels, but just a flurry of feathers emanating out as the car passed over it.

[PepsiFree]

If you haven’t cleaned parts of a bird or a deer out of your front end, have you really lived?