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Old 06-21-2024, 01:05 PM   #15861
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Or like St. Hubert, but with everything made properly.
St Hubert is better than Swiss Chalet. Admittedly not a high bar.
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Old 06-21-2024, 01:10 PM   #15862
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Only white people like Swiss Chalet. Like when I go there with my family I'm literally the only visible minority other than the staff.
Because Swiss Chalet is geared towards people who find mayonaise spicy.

Blandest food out there.
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Old 06-21-2024, 01:14 PM   #15863
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Is that a euphemism?
"My, my, that's quite the hose you've got there."
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Old 06-21-2024, 01:24 PM   #15864
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Because Swiss Chalet is geared towards people who find mayonaise spicy.

Blandest food out there.
And people who like marble cheese.
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Old 06-21-2024, 01:37 PM   #15865
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"My, my, that's quite the hose you've got there."
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Old 06-21-2024, 01:41 PM   #15866
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Agreed!

'Grew up with a classic immigrant story'
'Where did you immigrate from?'
'Born in Canada '

That is just a hilarious back and forth, especially framed within the context of a conversation about Swiss frickin Chalet
Swiss Chalet is my favorite restaurant, reminds me so much of home.


Oh, you from the Alps?


Eh...no, Calgary, why?
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Old 06-21-2024, 01:56 PM   #15867
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St Hubert is better than Swiss Chalet. Admittedly not a high bar.
Wow dude, way to be a firetruck face who hates immigrants.
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Old 06-21-2024, 02:26 PM   #15868
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You can buy the Swiss Chalet sauce in a can from your local grocery store, plus one of those pre-cooked chickens, and get the full Swiss Chalet experience at home.
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Old 06-21-2024, 02:33 PM   #15869
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You can buy the Swiss Chalet sauce in a can from your local grocery store, plus one of those pre-cooked chickens, and get the full Swiss Chalet experience at home.
What about the roll that you can crack a person's skull with?
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Old 06-21-2024, 03:04 PM   #15870
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What about the roll that you can crack a person's skull with?
When did society decide it was okay to 'Weaponize' bread? Tim Horton's started it with their sandwiches and then Swiss Chalet just said "Hold my sauce" and went to town!
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Old 06-21-2024, 03:25 PM   #15871
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When did society decide it was okay to 'Weaponize' bread? Tim Horton's started it with their sandwiches and then Swiss Chalet just said "Hold my sauce" and went to town!
It all started with the glutenists.
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Old 06-21-2024, 03:25 PM   #15872
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When did society decide it was okay to 'Weaponize' bread? Tim Horton's started it with their sandwiches and then Swiss Chalet just said "Hold my sauce" and went to town!
We have to be ready in case the Italians invade us. Their baguettes won’t stand a chance.
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Old 06-21-2024, 03:36 PM   #15873
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We have to be ready in case the Italians invade us. Their baguettes won’t stand a chance.
Thats the French and their baguettes will surrender before the battle even begins.

The Italians prefer a softer loaf.
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It all started with the glutenists.
We could probably resolve this by just rounding them all up and giving them nothing but bread and water and this whole 'gluten intolerance' thing will just solve itself?

I'm just saying...
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Old 06-21-2024, 04:07 PM   #15875
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Thats the French and their baguettes will surrender before the battle even begins.

The Italians prefer a softer loaf.
Ah right, those French firetruckers. Point stands.

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Goodbye fatas, hello firetruckers.

The CP lexicon was in dire need of revision.
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Old 06-21-2024, 04:49 PM   #15877
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What happened to fuuck? Did the mods put the kibosh on it? How about fck?
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Old 06-21-2024, 04:52 PM   #15878
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What happened to fuuck? Did the mods put the kibosh on it? How about fck?
I have infractions and warnings from the mods for having too many #'s in my posts, so no way that would fly haha
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Goodbye fatas, hello firetruckers.

The CP lexicon was in dire need of revision.
I am still a bit partial to feck.
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The "fffffffuuuuuuuu" comics thread was legendary. Troutman even has a coffee table book of it.
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