06-06-2024, 09:24 AM
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#3841
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
He’s insinuating Sliver is a little loose.
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I’ve never tried a bidet, it doesn’t shoot up and into?
And ya, big tall bald guy who drives a rascal, owns hostage cats and hates bears and dogs and……. has the cleanest taint in the land. Ya, gonna guess his farts don’t make a sound.
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06-06-2024, 09:31 AM
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#3842
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze2
Ya, gonna guess his farts don’t make a sound.
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Pfff, of course they do. Where do you think the idiom "clean as a whistle" came from? 
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06-06-2024, 09:39 AM
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#3843
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by timun
Pfff, of course they do. Where do you think the idiom "clean as a whistle" came from? |
If it's not glistening, it ain't whistling!
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06-06-2024, 10:22 AM
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#3844
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze2
Ya, gonna guess his farts don’t make a sound.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by timun
Pfff
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fixed it for you
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06-06-2024, 10:22 AM
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#3845
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzz
If it's not glistening, it ain't whistling!
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Pics or it didn’t happen.
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06-06-2024, 10:26 AM
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#3846
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze2
Pics or it didn’t happen.
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06-06-2024, 10:49 AM
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#3847
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First Line Centre
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#balloonknotphoto
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06-06-2024, 11:11 AM
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#3848
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzz
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Today I learnt there is a cocktail called the Muddy Whistle
https://makemeacocktail.com/cocktail/3549/muddy-whistle
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Vodka 30ml
Orange juice 60ml
Lemonade Top up
Sugar Pinch
Jagermeister 30ml
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I suspect it is the drink of choice at Sliver's garage parties.
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06-06-2024, 11:24 AM
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#3849
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Do I finally have a practical use for this bottle of Jagger? Intriguing.
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06-06-2024, 12:31 PM
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#3850
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Franchise Player
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Going to Dawson City in a couple of weeks and intending to have a Sour Toe Cocktail. /humble brag or admission of stupidity
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06-06-2024, 01:36 PM
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#3851
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
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Is there a better present that silver coming come and knowing we’ve been talking about his bumhole all day. He owes us for this honor.
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06-06-2024, 08:16 PM
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#3852
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Looch City
####ing Gondek won't even let us shower now?? Vote this ####er out. This is ####ing ridiculous, WOKE LEFT has gone too far.
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Granola munching hippies that don't shower or shave amirite??
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06-13-2024, 02:36 PM
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#3854
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MoneyGuy
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Serious question: did Fleury have his head run over by a car?
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06-13-2024, 02:40 PM
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#3855
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And yet Fleury continues to live in communist ####hole.
He's more than welcome leave if Calgary is too left-wing for him.
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06-13-2024, 02:42 PM
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#3856
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Franchise Player
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Reading his tweets is the most fun thing on Twitter. I saw that one 2-3 hours ago and went back just now thinking it’d be right near the top for ease of copying the link, but no it’s about 10 tweets down on his page - each tweet stupider than the last one. Then there are the comments from people as stupid as he is. It’s a f’d up movement. Tamara Lich is there.
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06-13-2024, 02:43 PM
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#3857
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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'Communist ####hole' and 'stolen elections' regarding sustainable water usage designed to protect and preserve our local ecosystems, so that people like Theo can live here for the long term, is certainly a vibe.
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06-13-2024, 02:55 PM
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#3858
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
Serious question: did Fleury have his head run over by a car?
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I don't think it's a stretch to think the stuff he's been through in life has damaged his brain.
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Quote:
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06-13-2024, 03:02 PM
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#3859
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy
I don't think it's a stretch to think the stuff he's been through in life has damaged his brain.
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He was outwardly okay / not Alex Jones until just a few years ago.
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06-13-2024, 03:36 PM
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#3860
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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He's got his own thread, keep the feces in there.
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