Tell me about the “incident” at your school

[Yamer]

Originally Posted by Wormius

The creepy part is 40 year old dudes imaging these pre-teens now and thinking of them as sluts. I doubt adult WO403 is imaging what this girl looks like in present-day when thinking of her as a slut.

Is it though? I'm not enthused by White Out's post in general either, but apart from a handful of people I've kept contact with, when I recall memories from high school I tend to picture all my classmates as they were when we there together.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by MegaErtz

The guy that got expelled for mooning everyone at his graduation had a younger brother who went to school with my brother. We knew the family well. I didn’t feel sorry for him at all, in fact I felt he should have been charged with indecent exposure.

Charged for mooning? Either you're kidding or you're the lamest, most pearl clutching weirdo in the world.

What's the harm in a mooning? It's funny af. Quit ruining everyone's good time. Wtf

[bluejays]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Charged for mooning? Either you're kidding or you're the lamest, most pearl clutching weirdo in the world.

What's the harm in a mooning? It's funny af. Quit ruining everyone's good time. Wtf

I’m personally none of the above but don’t find mooning funny at all. I don’t think it’s charges worthy, but it’s just not funny. Farting on the other hand will ever not be. Mooning just seems like a desperate attempt at attention. Meh.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by bluejays

I’m personally none of the above but don’t find mooning funny at all. I don’t think it’s charges worthy, but it’s just not funny. Farting on the other hand will ever not be. Mooning just seems like a desperate attempt at attention. Meh.

I was literally at a grad ceremony eight days ago. Sat for 600 kids walking across the stage. A mooning would have broken up the monotony. Rofl? No. Funny? Sure. To be outraged and think police should be involved? Gtfo loser. That's all I'm saying.

A good anonymous crop dusting is, of course, orders of magnitude funnier, so you got me there.

[Dion]

It was 1976 and our Grad party was at the Palliser. Story goes that class president and a couple English teachers got a room later that evening and had a threesome. Neither teacher was back the following year.

[Manhattanboy]

Originally Posted by troutman

Back in the 80s the jocks at Wise Wood had regular rumbles with the freaks from Bishop Grandin.

Yup. The Wise Wood incident I recall was a couple of smart ass guys penned their own underground newspaper (in the form of the school paper) with pretty funny scathing articles on teachers, jocks, freaks etc, ran off a bunch of copies, broke in one weekend leaving copies everywhere and got suspended for their efforts. Dudes are still legends.

[DownInFlames]

Originally Posted by timun

Ha, we watched Zeffirelli's Romeo & Juliet on VHS in English 10. My teacher was a younger woman, and very cool about it: she told us ahead of time that there was some brief breast nudity in it, and as long we (EDIT: the boys; obviously the other half of the class weren't going to see anything they weren't used to seeing in the bathroom mirror in the morning...) were being cool and didn't make a big deal out of it, we were all good.

(EDIT2: )

We also watched Polanski's Macbeth in English 20. There was nudity in that one too, but the kind I wished I hadn't seen...

We watched Romeo & Juliet in high school. I think the nudity it showed can have "artistic" value. But we did watch Revenge of the Nerds on the last day of grade 8. That wouldn't fly today, especially how much of it was not consensual.

Originally Posted by Sliver

Charged for mooning? Either you're kidding or you're the lamest, most pearl clutching weirdo in the world.

What's the harm in a mooning? It's funny af. Quit ruining everyone's good time. Wtf

We had a kid with Down's in special ed who would moon classes all the time. It was always hilarious.

[Dion]

The other incident in my Grad year (Lord Beaverbrook HS) was the Vice Principal's son being caught underage at the Peanuts Pub in the Carriage House Motor in. I seem to remember that being quite the embarrassment and the talk around the school.

[iggy_oi]

Originally Posted by timun

Ha, we watched Zeffirelli's Romeo & Juliet on VHS in English 10. My teacher was a younger woman, and very cool about it: she told us ahead of time that there was some brief breast nudity in it, and as long we (EDIT: the boys; obviously the other half of the class weren't going to see anything they weren't used to seeing in the bathroom mirror in the morning...) were being cool and didn't make a big deal out of it, we were all good.

(EDIT2: )

We also watched Polanski's Macbeth in English 20. There was nudity in that one too, but the kind I wished I hadn't seen...

In 8th grade social studies the teacher played the movie Black Robe for our class. He warned us that there was a sex scene in the movie that he would be fast forwarding past and even told us that one year he accidentally stepped out of the class for a minute at the wrong time while showing the movie and he wouldn’t be making that mistake again. Anyways when he was walking up to the tv while we were watching it to fast forward past that scene the custodian came to the door and started asking him about something so he was literally standing two feet away from the tv with his back turned to it when the scene started and we were all either laughing or shouting out inappropriate things. He turned and quickly realized that he had missed his window, shouted out “Oh ####!” then asked the class something along the lines of “So…who here is good at keeping secrets?”

[Paulie Walnuts]

Seems like teachers having sex with students is just a normal thing that happens every school?

[FurnaceFace]

Tales from Campbell Collegiate in the mid 80s:
We got sent home early as the school was evacuated because of a bomb scare. Turns out the guy who everyone thought was a bit of a nut job, was. He did have some sort of pipe bomb like device in his locker, or so went the story. The best part besides a day off school, was a few of us walked to a friends house and his mom went and got us Western Pizza.

One of the chemistry teachers, Mr. Helliwell, was a bit of nut. We all liked him because he was English, and could quote Monty Python as well as we could. If you yawned in his class he’d stop and say “you need more oxygen, go run the halls and if you don’t go fast enough you’ll need to do it again.” Helliwell did like to play with the chemicals at his disposal and for April Fools one year, decided to prank the math teacher beside him. This teacher, who we all thought had an attitude, would walk up to his room door, and forcefully ram him key into the lock to open it. This April Fools, Helliwell decided to mix up a little batch of contact explosive and put a dab some into the lock, and around the door for good measure. Well, he may have miscalculated on the quantity as there was a bit of a boom and the door needed to be replaced. Somehow Helliwell kept his job.

The last one put an end to frosh week. The principal’s daughter was in grade 9, which meant she was a “freshie”. At the clandestine party that happened every year where the ‘bad” seniors would take their Freshie’s to this and get them drunk. The principal’s daughter got so loaded, there was a trip to the hospital.

[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by Dion

It was 1976 and our Grad party was at the Palliser. Story goes that class president and a couple English teachers got a room later that evening and had a threesome. Neither teacher was back the following year.

Old man is almost as old as me.

[Inferno]

There's two incidents I can think of:

1. The school found out the band teacher (I think) had been doing porn with her husband and it involved a cucumber and they let her go. This would have been around 1995-1996 when the internet started to become really popular. I never did see the pictures but know it was being spread around the school.

2. One of my classmates set off a pipe bomb in the boys washroom and ended up going to juvie for a while. Everyone called him 'Unabomber' after that.

[Alpha_Q]

I really enjoy these threads, reading about other people's stories. They are, to me, some of the best threads on the site. You're all so interesting. More or less.

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I graduated Junior High with what was described to my mother and I as a 'conditional pass.' If I didn't improve my grades in grade 10, they would send me back to grade 9. All my friends went to Central Memorial, and my mother was adamant that I would not go there 'with that group.' She talked me into/forced me into going to Bishop Carroll. The lack of set classes and the idea of self-directed learning was appealing, but there was a catch: my mother worked there.

For the first 6 months or so, I knew virtually no one. There was this one jackass that I knew from AE Cross, but I didn't really like him, and spent most of the time avoiding him. With no friends, my grades improved dramatically.

One day I wore a new pair of Bermuda shorts to school. They had pictures of donkeys on them, and the phrase 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' repeated here and there around the shorts. The donkeys were looking back over their shoulders, and their tails looked pinned on and would hang down like tassels. There were about 8 of them, each maybe 6 inches long.

These stupid shorts completely changed the trajectory of my life. Within minutes of arriving at school, a couple of people tell me how hilarious these shorts are. I'm messing around at my locker when I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn around to see a blue-eyed, golden hair, Nordic princess standing there, and she says, Nice shorts. She's wearing an identical pair. Suddenly I'm having a conversation with - get this - a human female.

Soon, I'm no longer sitting by myself at lunch, I'm being asked to join intramural teams, and I'm getting invited to parties. I have friends. The next time Blondie and I wear the shorts on the same day, she pulls on one of my donkey-tails and says, laughing, You weren't supposed to wear these today. We soon have this game going, where we try to sneak up and pull on the other's donkey-tails. This soon turns into pulling at pretty much any pair of shorts or pants, shirts, skirts but nothing stupid. A quick tug, maybe an inch or two off one hip and, Hey Blondie, or Hi Alpha, that sorta thing.

Well, turns out the little jackass I mentioned earlier thought the game was open to everyone, and one afternoon he decides to pull at the girl's shorts and doesn't stop until he's around about her ankles. Upset and humiliated, she first hides in the girls' washroom, then makes her way to the office to report the incident, only she doesn't know the little jerk's name. So she gives them my name, since she knows I know him.

I'm down in the English department, my nose in a book when an announcement comes over the PA system. I'm called to the office, but it's not like, Would Alpha_Q please come to the main office, it's more like Alpha_Q. Office. Now. A couple people that I know stare at me as I'm getting up, and one guy says, Jesus, Alpha did you murder someone?

I'm not quite at the office when one of the newer, younger, maler teachers takes me by the arm and hisses to me that if we weren't in the school he'd punch my face in. And of course, my mother has also heard the announcement, is already there (as were a number of my friends) and poor mom has just been told that it looks like her little Alpha has sexually assaulted another student. My mother is already loudly protesting in one sentence that I would do no such thing and the next equally as loud asking me what the hell it was that I did. That's when the police arrive.

I'm taken into a room with a school counselor, a police officer, (and mom) all of them asking questions - the officer in particular wants to know my side of the story, but I don't have a side, and I say over and over again that I have no idea what is going on and I'm pretty much in tears and at that point they think it's a good idea to bring the girl into the room. Thankfully. When I see that it's Blondie I'm even more confused as I hadn't seen her since she yanked on my shorts something like five hours earlier. She tells them repeatedly that it wasn't me, but that I know the name of the guy that did it and it takes a remarkable long time for everyone to believe her - at one point the counselor says that she might be saying that it's not me because I'm in the room with her, and so they take her out again to ask her.

We get it sorted out and I'm allowed to go back to work. First thing a guy says to me when I sit down is. Dude, you're mom works here?

[bluejays]

Originally Posted by Sliver

I was literally at a grad ceremony eight days ago. Sat for 600 kids walking across the stage. A mooning would have broken up the monotony. Rofl? No. Funny? Sure. To be outraged and think police should be involved? Gtfo loser. That's all I'm saying.

A good anonymous crop dusting is, of course, orders of magnitude funnier, so you got me there.

Don’t get me wrong. I would love to see a steaker at a live event. I find grown men running naked at a sporting event hilarious. But mooning? Even as a ten year old I thought it was stupid. Striker and farting are top notch.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

Old man is almost as old as me.

Damn rights!

[Buff]

Originally Posted by Alpha_Q

We get it sorted out and I'm allowed to go back to work. First thing a guy says to me when I sit down is. Dude, you're mom works here?

But what happened to the jackass?

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Buff

But what happened to the jackass?

He became White Out 403, still thinking about those preteen sluts.

[Alpha_Q]

Originally Posted by Buff

But what happened to the jackass?

I believe Jackass was expelled, I never saw him again.

'Blondie' took about a week off. This was '86-87. I ran in to her intermittently through college. About 20 years later, waiting for a table at a restaurant, my wife is stunned when a strange woman comes up behind me and pulls at one of my belt loops.

[Buff]

Originally Posted by Alpha_Q

I believe Jackass was expelled, I never saw him again.

'Blondie' took about a week off. This was '86-87. I ran in to her intermittently through college. About 20 years later, waiting for a table at a restaurant, my wife is stunned when a strange woman comes up behind me and pulls at one of my belt loops.

"Alpha_Q, you've got some explaining to do!" - Alpha_Q's wife, probably... Is her name Susy_Q?