04-18-2024, 06:55 PM
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#81
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Turner Valley
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I only wash my legs if I was doing yard work or playing hockey, or something of the like. On an average day it doesn't occur to me to scrub down there, I just let the water do it.
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04-18-2024, 07:12 PM
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#82
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Originally Posted by calgarygeologist
Hmmm, I go bottom to top. Am I doing it wrong? I go feet, legs, abdominal, neck, arms, pits, nuts and butt. I figure I am going roughly from cleanest to dirtiest.
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I always knew you were a butt-head.
/you really left yourself open to that one
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04-18-2024, 07:29 PM
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#83
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Calgary
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I had a bad skin infection on my leg back in 2021, since then my skin on my leg won't be the same so I have to wash my legs every day. With a washcloth and not a scrubby. A scrubby would probably wear the thin skin out.
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04-18-2024, 07:39 PM
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#84
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Craig McTavish' Merkin
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Originally Posted by Shazam
No way he has a show now? His standup is hilarious.
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Yeah Romesh is great. I need to seek this show out.
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04-18-2024, 08:34 PM
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#85
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Welcome to CP in the offseason...
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04-18-2024, 09:00 PM
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#86
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First Line Centre
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Cleaning bottom to top is insane
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04-18-2024, 09:18 PM
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#87
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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No I don’t wash my legs, I don’t wash anything above the nips and nothing below the belly button
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04-18-2024, 09:24 PM
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#88
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: N/A
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This is by far my favorite thread of the year so far. Already LOL a couple times.
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04-18-2024, 09:27 PM
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#89
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigThief
Cleaning bottom to top is insane
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For sure. Haven’t they ever been to a car wash? You clean the top first. If you clean the bottom first you’re just washing the top down onto the clean bottom. Then the bottom is dirty again.
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04-18-2024, 09:46 PM
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#90
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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She's got legs,
she knows how to use them
I always wondered, what does that mean? Most of us can walk by 12 months.
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04-18-2024, 10:09 PM
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#91
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by topfiverecords
For sure. Haven’t they ever been to a car wash? You clean the top first. If you clean the bottom first you’re just washing the top down onto the clean bottom. Then the bottom is dirty again.
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Been to a car wash??? haven't they been a f'n human
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04-18-2024, 10:12 PM
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#92
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the-rasta-masta
I only wash my legs if I was doing yard work or playing hockey, or something of the like. On an average day it doesn't occur to me to scrub down there, I just let the water do it.
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Don’t you wash your feet? Isn’t there a natural progression of washing your torso, junk, legs, and then feet? How do you just skip over the legs?
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04-18-2024, 10:16 PM
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#93
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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This reminds me of an old joke.
I think it was Sarah Silverman early in her career. She said she had recently taken a shower with her boyfriend and it's the cleanest her breasts have ever been.
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04-18-2024, 10:22 PM
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#94
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Grandma said “wash down as far as possible, then wash up as far as possible, then wash possible.”
When camping I do navy showers if I can’t jump in the river or lake.
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04-18-2024, 10:27 PM
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#95
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by Shazam
No way he has a show now? His standup is hilarious.
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Originally Posted by DownInFlames
Yeah Romesh is great. I need to seek this show out.
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It's a few years old now. The first season aired in 2019 and they did a few more during the pandemic with everyone remote.
It's called The Ranganation. Most of the episodes used to be on YouTube, but I don't know if they are anymore. BBC has cracked down a lot on their stuff being uploaded to YouTube recently.
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04-19-2024, 04:14 AM
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#96
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2022
Location: California
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Yes? And exfoliate. Surprisingly dirty company in here.
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04-19-2024, 09:45 AM
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#97
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Galakanokis
Minute and half washing and 15 minutes enjoying a couple of shower beers. Now that #### is living.
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Thats the 'After Work' Shower.
Wash off the work and drink away the day.
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04-19-2024, 09:56 AM
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#98
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Originally Posted by Locke
Thats the 'After Work' Shower.
Wash off the work and drink away the day.
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I maintain the pre-dinner shower is magical if you can work it in. Makes me feel like a rich #######, I love it.
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04-19-2024, 09:59 AM
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#99
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Russic
I maintain the pre-dinner shower is magical if you can work it in. Makes me feel like a rich #######, I love it.
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Oh yes. Its among the height of luxury.
Pre-dinner shower beer or wine, whatever you prefer, and just luxuriate in the warm water.
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04-19-2024, 10:12 AM
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#100
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by Sliver
That's honestly like the sweetest thing ever.
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Of course after she uses it for a deep sphincter scrub
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