#421
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Okay, so heres something of a pedantic question that I'm sure no one really knows the answer to:
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#422
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Okay, so heres something of a pedantic question that I'm sure no one really knows the answer to:
99.9% it will be Utah
#423
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Okay, so heres something of a pedantic question that I'm sure no one really knows the answer to:
Everything seems to indicate it will be Utah.
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#424
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99.9% it will be Utah
Well then we go with the tried and true 'Utah Hatu"
Yes. That will do.
Making a mascot and a logo is going to be more difficult with fewer available obvious jokes, but we shall endeavour on!
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#425
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#426
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And they can only wear the Mormon Divine Undergarments.
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#428
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Going to be something probably underwhelming.
#429
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Going to be something probably underwhelming.
The Utah Magic Plates?
What if instead of broadening it they narrow it?
Just call them the Brigham Young Soldiers!
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#430
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Utah Hoodoo Gurus
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What about a name symbolizing rebirth of a franchise? The Salt Lake City Phoenix
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#432
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What about a name symbolizing rebirth of a franchise? The Salt Lake City Phoenix
Ohhh, you bastard....The Utah Nordiques!
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#433
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Oh the French would lose their goddamned minds which might be worth it all on its own.
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#434
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People said a team in Vegas would fail, too.
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Speaking of the Jazz, they are just playing out the string, and still, their consecutive sellout streak remains intact.
Mormons, at least in Southern Alberta, love love love basketball. It's rare to see them play hockey. All the school basketball teams in and around Lethbridge are predominantly Mormon.
#435
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So umm.. we're starting a "U-TAH" chant tonight, right?
#436
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So umm.. we're starting a "U-TAH" chant tonight, right?
I'm bringing Salt Shakers to the game.
Granted, salt isnt going to travel that far and actually throwing the shakers themselves onto the ice is going to cause problems of its own....
Well we'll fight that when we come to it.
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#437
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Going to be something probably underwhelming.
The funny thing is the Utah Raptors would actually be a good name since Utahraptor is the actual name of a dinosaur whose remains were found in the state.
It would be much more appropriate than the Toronto Raptors, who got their name because it was a year after Jurassic Park came out. I always find it funny when people make fun of the Mighty Ducks because they were named after a movie, but have no problem cheering for the Raptors.
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The funny thing is the Utah Raptors would actually be a good name since Utahraptor is the actual name of a dinosaur whose remains were found in the state.
The Utahraptor is actually closer in size to the creatures in the movie that were called Velociraptors.
#439
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What about a name symbolizing rebirth of a franchise? The Salt Lake City Phoenix
The Utah Second Comers.
ETA: Their AHL affiliate would need to be named the Flagstaff Fluffers to keep hockey in Arizona.
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#440
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The Utah Second Comers.
When you're having sex with the Mormons theres never a 'Round 2.'
Alright. Thats it. I think I've exhausted my 'Mormon Joke Quota' for the day.
I'll see myself out.
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