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				Flames sign Joni Jurmo to an ELC (2 yrs, $850k AAV) 
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			03-24-2024, 03:03 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Well if he played that well for KooKoo then who are we to complain?  
 
Can we buy that team and rename them the 'KooKoo Flames?' 
 
The mascot and jersey opportunities and marketing write themselves.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			03-24-2024, 03:04 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Some media insider was suggesting that the Flames weren't going to be able to sign him. This makes me happy. Craig gets prospects and gets them locked up. Good job.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			03-24-2024, 03:04 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Well if he played that well for KooKoo then who are we to complain?  
 
Can we buy that team and rename them the 'KooKoo Flames?' 
 
The mascot and jersey opportunities and marketing write themselves.
			
		 
	 
	
 
Captained by Theo Fleury. 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			03-24-2024, 03:07 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Captained by Theo Fleury. 
 
			
		 
	 
	
 
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			03-24-2024, 03:17 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Add to the steal
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
			03-24-2024, 03:21 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Hm. I suppose we couldnt use a cereal eating bird, that would probably be some sort of copyright infringement.  
 
"KooKoo for Hockey!!!" 
 
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			03-24-2024, 03:36 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Flames could've had Jurmo at #80 instead of Jake Boltmann. (Jurmo went #82).
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			03-24-2024, 04:27 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Flames could've had Jurmo at #80 instead of Jake Boltmann. (Jurmo went #82).
			
		 
	 
	
 
When you have the chance to draft a guy who couldn't score in high school in the third round, you gotta do it.
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			03-24-2024, 04:40 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Hm. I suppose we couldnt use a cereal eating bird, that would probably be some sort of copyright infringement.  
 
"KooKoo for Hockey!!!" 
 
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The other teams in the league will always be after our lucky charms.
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			03-24-2024, 04:50 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			I only have one question. 
 
Is KooKoo pronounced with a hard "K" sound, or is it "ShooShoo" like with Kylington's name?
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			03-24-2024, 04:56 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			I wonder if Morin will turn pro next year? 
 
Wrangler D next year 
 
Poirier 
Kuznetsov  
Solovyov 
Grushnikov 
Jurmo 
Brzustewicz 
Lyle 
 
Pretty full crew already.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
			03-24-2024, 05:01 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				I wonder if Morin will turn pro next year? 
 
Wrangler D next year 
 
Poirier 
Kuznetsov  
Solovyov 
Grushnikov 
Jurmo 
Brzustewicz 
Lyle 
 
Pretty full crew already.
			
		 
	 
	
 
Morin is a March birthday, so he won't be AHL eligible yet. One more year in Moncton.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			03-24-2024, 05:02 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			03-24-2024, 05:03 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				I only have one question. 
 
Is KooKoo pronounced with a hard "K" sound, or is it "ShooShoo" like with Kylington's name?
			
		 
	 
	
 
Kylington is Swedish, which is apparently quite different from Finnish. Supposedly, the language that is most closely related to Finnish is Hungarian.
Based on this catchy tune, it's pronounced like "coco".
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			03-24-2024, 06:28 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Kylington is Swedish, which is apparently quite different from Finnish. Supposedly, the language that is most closely related to Finnish is Hungarian. 
 
 
Based on this catchy tune, it's pronounced like "coco". 
 
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			03-24-2024, 06:34 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Oh Lord...could you imagine? 
 
The KooKoo Flames!  
 
For a jersey crest we give Scorch a Flames-themed hat from the Simpsons' Capital City Goofball? 
 
And arm him with a T-shirt cannon that shoots Cocoa Puffs. Nobody would see that coming. The children would love it!  
 
The possibilities are endless!  
 
"Locke...you should have gone into Marketing...except no one would buy your ideas because they appear to be clinically insane to the point of skirting 'possibly illegal.'" 
 
Oh the World is so lucky I dont have 'Bezos or Musk money.'  
 
Or perhaps the World is missing out...
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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