2023/2024 Trade Rumors and Speculation Thread

[Cycling76er]

Originally Posted by TrentCrimmIndependent

Conman is an amazing nickname and should have staying power because it's great.

This is sports/entertainment, not real life.

Amazing because it refers to him as the same kind of person that scams retirees out of their savings or swindles people through lies and deceit?

Ok, I see the connection now. Carry on.

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by 1qqaaz

Has anyone heard anything about teams being interested in Vladar? Or the Flames trying to trade him away?

Bieksa said it on Saturday. The Flames have three good goalies and need to trade one. I’m hoping it’s Markstrom because he should have the most value.

[Madman]

Originally Posted by bob_the_fish

Sec,

As the official insider for Calgarypuck, you must hold yourself to a higher standard than the rest of us. You must apply all required journalistic integrity, seriousness, and credibility to all posts on this forum. The salary that you receive from the monetary contributions of all Calgarypuck members, should alert you to the significance that your posts have on our lives.

You, along others of your ilk (like LeBron and Friedman) must show decorum at all turns. I must remind you that you are making significantly more in return for this information than your peers, you must uphold all decorum and intellect in all your interactions with this forum.

I strongly encourage you to remember this guidance in future, when you feel the need to stray from this path. Speaking on behalf of a majority of us on this forum, who support you by means of ever-increasing membership fees, and rely on you to be serious at all times, wish you to focus more intently.

Please be advised that any further negative behavior in this or any other Calgary Puck forum May lead to suspension or termination of your status as the official Calgarypuck insider.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by Cycling76er

Amazing because it refers to him as the same kind of person that scams retirees out of their savings or swindles people through lies and deceit?

Ok, I see the connection now. Carry on.

Retirees like Ken Holland and Rutherford/Alveen?

Heck yeah!

[bluejays]

Originally Posted by TrentCrimmIndependent

Conman is an amazing nickname and should have staying power because it's great.

This is sports/entertainment, not real life.

I’m in favour of Condom. He’s a good decision maker even under sweaty situations.

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by bluejays

I’m in favour of Condom. He’s a good decision maker even under sweaty situations.

Not sure sweaty is the right description for that nickname

[ComixZone]

Originally Posted by Sec214

Let's just all pause, reflect on, and enjoy the brilliance of Billy Madison. One of the all-time best comedies.

[bob_the_fish]

Originally Posted by Heavy Jack

Post 36 was a doozy lol

I have done my part


<shuffles back into the weeds>

[Badgers Nose]

Originally Posted by bob_the_fish

Sec,

As the official insider for Calgarypuck, you must hold yourself to a higher standard than the rest of us. You must apply all required journalistic integrity, seriousness, and credibility to all posts on this forum. The salary that you receive from the monetary contributions of all Calgarypuck members, should alert you to the significance that your posts have on our lives.

You, along others of your ilk (like LeBron and Friedman) must show decorum at all turns. I must remind you that you are making significantly more in return for this information than your peers, you must uphold all decorum and intellect in all your interactions with this forum.

I strongly encourage you to remember this guidance in future, when you feel the need to stray from this path. Speaking on behalf of a majority of us on this forum, who support you by means of ever-increasing membership fees, and rely on you to be serious at all times, wish you to focus more intently.

Please be advised that any further negative behavior in this or any other Calgary Puck forum May lead to suspension or termination of your status as the official Calgarypuck insider.

OK, welcome back Captain!

[Heavy Jack]

Originally Posted by ComixZone

Let's just all pause, reflect on, and enjoy the brilliance of Billy Madison. One of the all-time best comedies.

Who would eat 30 bagged lunches??

Absolute gold

[Badgers Nose]

Originally Posted by Bonded

Not sure sweaty is the right description for that nickname

Give us your arm pits! Vaginas are for kids!

[Heavy Jack]

Originally Posted by bob_the_fish

I have done my part


<shuffles back into the weeds>

Don’t make me mow those damn weeds with posts like that! Keep em coming

[Jay Random]

Originally Posted by Cycling76er

Amazing because it refers to him as the same kind of person that scams retirees out of their savings or swindles people through lies and deceit?

Ok, I see the connection now. Carry on.

We have a local junior hockey team whose nickname is the term for a hired assassin in organized crime.

You don't like nicknames with unsavoury meanings? That ship sailed decades ago.

[Blaster86]

Originally Posted by trackercowe

I'm just not sure what's funnier. The post it self or that someone took it seriously.



I'm envious of that level of troll-baiting.

[gvitaly]

It would be pretty funny if one of the insiders turned out to be Eklund, just trolling cp for mocking all his rumors over the years.

[Heavy Jack]

What’s your sense on Vancouver circling back for Tanev Blaster? I’m still not convinced he doesn’t wind up back in Vancouver when all is said and done (off-season as well) but Vancouver, even with this mini slump, has caught lightning in a bottle this year, Tanev would be an immense piece to add to the fold.

[SuperMatt18]

Originally Posted by ComixZone

Let's just all pause, reflect on, and enjoy the brilliance of Billy Madison. One of the all-time best comedies.

Billy Madison, and Happy Gilmour will forever be two of my favorite movie's.

[Sutter_in_law]

Originally Posted by Cycling76er

Amazing because it refers to him as the same kind of person that scams retirees out of their savings or swindles people through lies and deceit?

Ok, I see the connection now. Carry on.

Holy literal, Batman!

I hope you never come across Doug Gilmour's nickname.

You must be a ton of fun at parties...

[Heavy Jack]

Originally Posted by SuperMatt18

Billy Madison, and Happy Gilmour will forever be two of my favorite movie's.

Totally like an ‘A side, B side’ great album for me. If I’m putting on one side, I gotta put on the other.

[D as in David]

Originally Posted by bluejays

I’m in favour of Condom. He’s a good decision maker even under sweaty situations.

That would be playing it too safe.