Libido, yes. Endurance, nah. I finally get up and go pee and it's over when I'm back, it's just long enough to wake me up. Also, he's the way louder one. It's actually all pretty pathetic on his part haha, minus the fact he's good to go all the time apparently anyway.
Record it. Play it back on a loop very loud. Go for breakfast.
I like how you're presenting it as though he's keeping a log.
"Sir...you've got to achieve a matching rhythm and then hold it for at least a few minutes. Here are some tactics to prolong longevity. As for your copulation vocals...I have some notes."
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Actually nothing yet, it's a long weekend miracle! I watched my wind down in bed show much louder than usual last night (I sure showed them! Lol), maybe they got the hint? Or it kept them up late and now they're tired too? A man can dream...hopefully more now.
I'm just envisioning you with a broom hitting the ceiling.
"Settle DOWN!! Some of us are trying to SLEEP!!"
Complete with robe on. Not at a point in my life anymore where I'm physically able to have the unruly Mr. Heckles hair though...he was more blessed than he realized.
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Hah if I had to guess I think I actually typed it all out by hand. I’m sure I’m not the only one but I’ll wake up in the middle of the night, make a sandwich or other simple meal, eat it and not remember doing any of it in the morning. That happens once every month or so.
I wouldn’t put it passed me to type out something garbled like that in a half sleep.
Hah if I had to guess I think I actually typed it all out by hand. I’m sure I’m not the only one but I’ll wake up in the middle of the night, make a sandwich or other simple meal, eat it and not remember doing any of it in the morning. That happens once every month or so.
I wouldn’t put it passed me to type out something garbled like that in a half sleep.
I'd worry about what's in the sandwich.
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Complete with robe on. Not at a point in my life anymore where I'm physically able to have the unruly Mr. Heckles hair though...he was more blessed than he realized.
Everyone who has ever lived in an apartment knows that the 'Broom Tap' is the Universal Signal of a Neighbour about to go on a Murder Rampage.
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My new upstairs neighbours (apartment building) who are clearly morning people and have super loud sex at 7-8 AM almost every weekend morning RGMG.
It's a well-insulated building too; in 3 years here, I never really heard any of my neighbours until these degenerates moved in. Settle down.
We had this happen to us at a motel. 2 AM, suddenly it's like someone is trying to take the wall apart by our heads, as we're sound asleep. It's obviously the headboard on the other side of the wall in the room next to us & given the rhythmic nature after we listened for a minute, it was obvious. So, we got up, each took hold of one side of our headboard & just absolutely mashed it into the wall with as much force as possible.
Suddenly, the noise from the other room ceased. I don't know if they moved to the floor or what, but we didn't care, as long as the wall clanging stopped. Went back to sleep and that was that.
We were careful leaving the next morning, did a quick peek out the door to make sure we didn't run into them also leaving, so as to avoid any awkwardness.
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We had this happen to us at a motel. 2 AM, suddenly it's like someone is trying to take the wall apart by our heads, as we're sound asleep. It's obviously the headboard on the other side of the wall in the room next to us & given the rhythmic nature after we listened for a minute, it was obvious. So, we got up, each took hold of one side of our headboard & just absolutely mashed it into the wall with as much force as possible.
Suddenly, the noise from the other room ceased. I don't know if they moved to the floor or what, but we didn't care, as long as the wall clanging stopped. Went back to sleep and that was that.
We were careful leaving the next morning, did a quick peek out the door to make sure we didn't run into them also leaving, so as to avoid any awkwardness.
Should have done the opposite.
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I don't know if they moved to the floor or what, but we didn't care, as long as the wall clanging stopped. Went back to sleep and that was that. 
