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Old 01-08-2024, 05:38 PM   #3281
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It seems like the easiest way to avoid being unable to un-see something is to not look at it in the first place?

We’re all sexual beings and attraction exists and all that, but there’s a certain point where it is a little pervy or at least a lot weird, and I think ogling someone’s crotch to the point where you feel you should comment on it… at the gym… probably edges too far toward that point.

Strip club? Go wild. Literally any other situation in public where strangers are involved in completely non-sexual activities? Then the answer to how you should comment on how a stranger’s clothes are hugging their genitals is “don’t.”
Things have gotten weird in the provocative space over the past few years though. Some girls are doing this stuff specifically to be looked at and to get attention though. They want to be oogled. I have a good friend who is like this and I have asked her about it. She likes to show camel toe and I asked her if she knows about her situation and she told me it is completely intentional. She does it to attract/pick up guys at the gym and elsewhere and a lot of guys "take the bait."
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Does pu-erh tea make you fart?
Raw or ripe pu-erh tea? Raw looks more like green tea. Ripe is reddish clear like a strong orange pekoe but can get as dark as coffee.

No. It should not normally do that, but it's possible you're sensitive to something in the fermentation process of ripe pu-erh?

Also my grandma told me never drink too strong ripe pu-erh. It can be bad for stomach lining. If you can't see a reddish tinge or see through the tea, consider diluting it down. You can drink it dark like dark coffee, but doing so long term might not be good for you. No idea on the science of why though.
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Things have gotten weird in the provocative space over the past few years though. Some girls are doing this stuff specifically to be looked at and to get attention though. They want to be oogled. I have a good friend who is like this and I have asked her about it. She likes to show camel toe and I asked her if she knows about her situation and she told me it is completely intentional. She does it to attract/pick up guys at the gym and elsewhere and a lot of guys "take the bait."
You are so cancelled.
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Careful, if Locke’s spice tolerance is any indication of his tastes elsewhere, a blank wall is ripe for ogling and probably more than enough titillation.
Thats it. I am not going to see your 'Parks Department' version of 'The Mikado!'
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A little bit of Calgary on the featured article on the front page of Wikipedia right now - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
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Raw or ripe pu-erh tea? Raw looks more like green tea. Ripe is reddish clear like a strong orange pekoe but can get as dark as coffee.

No. It should not normally do that, but it's possible you're sensitive to something in the fermentation process of ripe pu-erh?

Also my grandma told me never drink too strong ripe pu-erh. It can be bad for stomach lining. If you can't see a reddish tinge or see through the tea, consider diluting it down. You can drink it dark like dark coffee, but doing so long term might not be good for you. No idea on the science of why though.
It’s how “pu-ehr” is pronounced that had me wondering about its flatulent properties.
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No, but drinking large amounts may cause diarrhea (actually common for any drink with caffeine). Also, for those who frequent Chinese restaurants for dim sum, pu-erh tea is one of the teas often offered to customers. In Cantonese, it is pronounced "bo lay" and the name comes from the town in the province of Yunnan where it's been produced for over 1,700 years. The best pu-erh tea leaves can run you more than $10,000 USD/kg and actual wars have been fought over these specific tea leaves. It is considered by tea experts and collectors as the finest, oldest and purest tea available.
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No, but drinking large amounts may cause diarrhea (actually common for any drink with caffeine). Also, for those who frequent Chinese restaurants for dim sum, pu-erh tea is one of the teas often offered to customers. In Cantonese, it is pronounced "bo lay" and the name comes from the town in the province of Yunnan where it's been produced for over 1,700 years. The best pu-erh tea leaves can run you more than $10,000 USD/kg and actual wars have been fought over these specific tea leaves. It is considered by tea experts and collectors as the finest, oldest and purest tea available.
It's a great digestive tea, especially when having it with a heavy or fatty meal
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Anyone getting the swingers club Rendezvous ads here?

Ya, ya, its based on your searches but I definitely do not search for good stuff on this computer. My home one for sure.

Club Rendezvous. And hoping you guys get them now because you are reading the words Club Rendezvous.
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Things have gotten weird in the provocative space over the past few years though. Some girls are doing this stuff specifically to be looked at and to get attention though. They want to be oogled. I have a good friend who is like this and I have asked her about it. She likes to show camel toe and I asked her if she knows about her situation and she told me it is completely intentional. She does it to attract/pick up guys at the gym and elsewhere and a lot of guys "take the bait."
I would say that for every girl that enjoys her camel toe poking out (never heard that before outside of Pornhub, but I supposed it happens), there are 1000 who don't want that attention, would be extremely uncomfortable having it brought up by a random dude at the gym, and it's strictly a wardrobe malfunction or the laws of physics at that moment in time.

Unless it's a good friend who can handle it being pointed out or another female, yeah, stfu about it. You're not doing her a favor. Your just some perv staring at her ##### lips.
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Anyone getting the swingers club Rendezvous ads here?

Ya, ya, its based on your searches but I definitely do not search for good stuff on this computer. My home one for sure.

Club Rendezvous. And hoping you guys get them now because you are reading the words Club Rendezvous.
Ads can get tagged by IP address, so perhaps it is someone else in your house searching these things. Now try your best to live with that knowledge.
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I'd be down.
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My 8 year old daughter is absolutely adamant that Peru is in Canada. Try and explain that Peru is a country on a different continent and she starts yelling at me and calling stupid. Danielle Smith's impact on education already taking hold.
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My 8 year old daughter is absolutely adamant that Peru is in Canada. Try and explain that Peru is a country on a different continent and she starts yelling at me and calling stupid. Danielle Smith's impact on education already taking hold.
Because the Earth is flat, anything can really be anywhere. How are we to know?
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My 8 year old daughter is absolutely adamant that Peru is in Canada. Try and explain that Peru is a country on a different continent and she starts yelling at me and calling stupid. Danielle Smith's impact on education already taking hold.

Well really, the world is all connected right? Just because the land goes under a few oceans doesn't mean we're all not just one big country. I mean, PEI is stiill part of Canada, right? It's connected under the water, that's all.
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Because the Earth is flat, anything can really be anywhere. How are we to know?
If the earth is flat, let’s just fold it up like a taco, or maybe we can make origami.
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My 8 year old daughter is absolutely adamant that Peru is in Canada. Try and explain that Peru is a country on a different continent and she starts yelling at me and calling stupid. Danielle Smith's impact on education already taking hold.
Clearly she doesn't know anything, everyone know Peru is in the US

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If the earth is flat, let’s just fold it up like a taco, or maybe we can make origami.
I wonder if we could subvert the the 'Flat Earther' society into believing the Earth is Taco-shaped?

Those guys will believe almost anything though so I dont even know if that'd be any fun.
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