12-08-2023, 03:23 PM
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#1
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Scoring Winger
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Trade - Bortuzzo to the Islanders
For a 7th rounder.
Always thought he is decent enough as a 5th or 6th dman. Makes our return for Z look a little better too.
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12-08-2023, 03:24 PM
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#2
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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I will never get over how much "Bortuzzo" sounds like a bad caricature of "Bertuzzi."
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12-08-2023, 03:25 PM
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#3
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Textcritic
I will never get over how much "Bortuzzo" sounds like a bad caricature of "Bertuzzi."
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Mom can we have Bertuzzi for dessert. No son, we have Bortuzzo at home.
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12-08-2023, 03:26 PM
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#5
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All I can get
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Textcritic
I will never get over how much "Bortuzzo" sounds like a bad caricature of "Bertuzzi."
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Dollar Store Bertuzzi
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12-08-2023, 03:27 PM
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#6
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. My name is also Bortuzzo.
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12-08-2023, 03:29 PM
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#7
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Came for the Chinese knock-off Bertuzzi jokes... left satisfied.
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12-08-2023, 03:34 PM
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#8
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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12-08-2023, 03:45 PM
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#10
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Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Paradise
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12-08-2023, 11:34 PM
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#11
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Franchise Player
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Some high quality trade analysis in this thread
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12-08-2023, 11:44 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GullFoss
Some high quality trade analysis in this thread
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OK, try this on:
https://twitter.com/user/status/1733236669686362602
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12-08-2023, 11:49 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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Bortuzzo sounds like a clown on a ####ty Serbian kid’s television show.
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12-09-2023, 01:08 PM
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#14
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Seattle, WA/Scottsdale, AZ
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Got to know him pretty well before I moved out to Calgary.
Shocking he played for the Blues for 10 years.
Wasn't playing much this year and the Isles D have been hit pretty hard by the injury bug. Hopefully he plays well enough to earn another contract.
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12-09-2023, 03:18 PM
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#15
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Aug 2022
Location: Zambia
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My son's name is also Bortuzzo.
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Musth – mostly misunderstood.
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12-09-2023, 05:55 PM
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#16
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Dinosaur Lou made Bortuzzo shave. Stupid rules he makes about having to be clean shaven. Retire already, Lou. Geez Louise.
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12-09-2023, 06:15 PM
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#17
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Feb 2021
Location: Forestlawn 403
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buff
Dinosaur Lou made Bortuzzo shave. Stupid rules he makes about having to be clean shaven. Retire already, Lou. Geez Louise.
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Is that really going on? Thats like old school mafia code
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12-09-2023, 06:20 PM
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#18
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buff
Dinosaur Lou made Bortuzzo shave. Stupid rules he makes about having to be clean shaven. Retire already, Lou. Geez Louise.
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Seeing Hischier in the game today, I was reminded of the time Cammalleri signed with the Devils and Lou made him change his number because he wouldn't allow someone to wear #13.
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12-09-2023, 06:24 PM
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#19
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Southside403
Is that really going on? Thats like old school mafia code
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Yup: https://nyihockeynow.com/new-york-is...uc-dec-9-2023/
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