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Old 11-29-2023, 11:32 AM   #3081
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Did he build house for those in need during his Presidency
Of course not. He’s a great, honest, authentic man who is easy to love.
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Old 11-29-2023, 11:36 AM   #3082
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No Joke, next party I throw I want you to come. Parties are meant to be FUN! I'll bum a fake dart off you and we drink cheap beers until dawn.
For a second, I misread this and thought you said you'd play fake darts with Sliver while drunk. Sounded fun until I read the sentence properly.

I remember playing real darks in a guy's garage while drunk. There were so many holes in the drywall from everyone completely missing the board. The board was also like 2-3 feet from the door to the house and there were a few close calls.

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I don't know. I've been to enough parties with drunk and stoned people that sometimes stuff just happens where it happens.
If your place of work is a bar and the party is in a bar, maybe they'd head to the dj booth? sometimes the kitchen. but really, sometimes was in a booth in the corner where anyone could see. or whatever.

and the kissing and titties hanging out happened everywhere. it wasn't hidden.

drunk sex by the guac doesn't seem that odd to me I guess, unless they were using it as lube.
Well, they're still opting to go somewhere where there's a door or cover or something. At worst it was in the hallway or warehouse because the bathroom was occupied, but still off to the side and out of sight. Booth makes sense if the bathroom isn't available.

PG13 stuff in front of others was normal for Christmas parties. Loading the dishwasher in the lobby or by the food was always frowned upon.
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Old 11-29-2023, 11:38 AM   #3083
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^^^ “loading the dishwasher”? What?
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Old 11-29-2023, 11:49 AM   #3084
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^^^ “loading the dishwasher”? What?
It was a recent euphemism for sex that randomly came to mind when I was responding.
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Most dishwashers are under the counter so you have to bend over to load them.
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Old 11-29-2023, 12:01 PM   #3086
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I love it. Loading the dishwasher. I'm going to use it
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Old 11-29-2023, 12:07 PM   #3087
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Most dishwashers are under the counter so you have to bend over to load them.
Load is also a double entendre.
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Old 11-29-2023, 12:56 PM   #3088
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Nothing more romantic than referring to your wife/girlfriend as the dishwasher you’re about to load.
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Old 11-29-2023, 01:01 PM   #3089
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Nothing more romantic than referring to your wife/girlfriend as the dishwasher you’re about to load.
Romance is lame af.
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Most dishwashers are under the counter so you have to bend over to load them.

So, the person doing the loading is the one bending over.

This makes less sense.

Is this about getting pegged from behind? Because then you’re technically being loaded. Like, this is the dumbest euphemism I have heard.
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So, the person doing the loading is the one bending over.

This makes less sense.

Is this about getting pegged from behind? Because then you’re technically being loaded. Like, this is the dumbest euphemism I have heard.
It's very crass.

Can't we just go back to the days of calling women "axe wounds" and quit with this gross crap?
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Nothing more romantic than referring to your wife/girlfriend as the dishwasher you’re about to load.
rude of you to assume my dishwasher is a woman.
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It's very crass.

Can't we just go back to the days of calling women "axe wounds" and quit with this gross crap?

I’d at least give it a pass if the phrase made some logical sense.
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rude of you to assume my dishwasher is a woman.
Well I’d hope it’s not the dog.
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I love it. Loading the dishwasher. I'm going to use it
My GF, now wife, would always say we had to “go home and feed the cat” if she wanted to leave somewhere and go have sex.
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So, the person doing the loading is the one bending over.

This makes less sense.

Is this about getting pegged from behind? Because then you’re technically being loaded. Like, this is the dumbest euphemism I have heard.
Points for pegging
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Old 11-29-2023, 01:14 PM   #3097
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Of course not. He’s a great, honest, authentic man who is easy to love.
I never said he wasn’t

I don’t have any feelings one way or the other.

I just found it odd a Canadian had a favourite president

I’m not sure I can name 6 of them let alone a favourite
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Old 11-29-2023, 01:15 PM   #3098
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Well I’d hope it’s not the dog.
This is both ridiculous and offensive.

My dog can’t wash dishes for ####.
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I never said he wasn’t

I don’t have any feelings one way or the other.

I just found it odd a Canadian had a favourite president

I’m not sure I can name 6 of them let alone a favourite
I was merely providing my reasoning. If I thought hard I could come up with a top-10 list. 😂
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This is both ridiculous and offensive.

My dog can’t wash dishes for ####.
Maybe it just needs more guacamole?
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