05-11-2007, 01:41 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Woman mauled to death by pet tiger
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-col.../bc-tiger.html
I will never understand why people keep large, exotic animals as pets.
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05-11-2007, 01:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I think I see a Darwin award coming along.
This stuff pretty much writes itself.
Locke.
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05-11-2007, 01:58 PM
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Pet Tiger?! That would be badass
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05-11-2007, 01:59 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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The Darwin awards is filling up fast with nominees.
Last month it was a zoo guy who had his fore arm ripped off by a croc.
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05-11-2007, 02:14 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
Pet Tiger?! That would be badass
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Hilarious. That is like when Joey saw the news report about people buying their kids chicks for Easter then abandoning them and he calls the pet store and says "I just saw your ad, can I buy a chick?"
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05-11-2007, 02:14 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
Pet Tiger?! That would be badass
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I want a pet bear. Those things can do everything! Run faster than people, climb a tree, swim, and maul. No one would mess with you. Or a pet komodo dragon would be pretty kick ass. If only petland sold these...
...wow it must be a boring Friday afternoon or I've totally checked out.
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05-11-2007, 02:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
The Darwin awards is filling up fast with nominees.
Last month it was a zoo guy who had his fore arm ripped off by a croc.
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Unless he died or rendered himself sterile he can't win the award.
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05-11-2007, 02:17 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
The Darwin awards is filling up fast with nominees.
Last month it was a zoo guy who had his fore arm ripped off by a croc.
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that guy was a vet who deals with animals all the time. hardly darwin worthy just because of one freak even in an already dangerous job.
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05-11-2007, 02:18 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowboy89
Unless he died or rendered himself sterile he can't win the award.
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I think you can get a runner up if you don't manage to kill yourself but just seriously injure yourself.
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Examples of Darwin award winners include juggling active hand grenades (Croatia, 2001),[6] jumping out of a plane to film skydivers without wearing a parachute (USA, 1987),[7] trying to get enough light to look down the barrel of a loaded gun using a cigarette lighter (USA, 1996),[8] using a lighter to illuminate a fuel tank to make sure it contains nothing flammable (Brazil, 2003), attempting to play Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol that automatically reloads the next round into the chamber,[9] and having sexual intercourse with a vacuum cleaner (USA, 2000).[10]
Northcutt's Darwin Awards site gives "Honorable Mentions" to people who manage to survive their misadventures with their reproductive capacity intact. One notable example is Lawnchair Larry, who attached helium balloons to a lawn chair and floated way too far above Long Beach, California, in July 1982.
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05-11-2007, 02:20 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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There is a joke somewhere in there about a woman not getting any enjoyment from getting licked by her pu$$y. </rimshot>
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05-11-2007, 02:24 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Lanny_MacDonald
There is a joke somewhere in there about a woman not getting any enjoyment from getting licked by her pu$$y. </rimshot>
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Booooooooooo
Its official Lanny, your now catering to the lowest common denominator.
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05-11-2007, 02:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Hahahahaha......I got a good chuckle out of that one....
Locke.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
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05-11-2007, 02:29 PM
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Norm!
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I've juggled live hand grenades, they're not dangerous if the pins in and the safety clip is in place.
They are a little heavy though
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