60 Things Men Should Know About Women!!

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Sorry, should've stated that clearer. I meant it pisses women off when we say "leave me alone".

Well, that's never pissed me off, so I'll have to take your word for it. If you want to be left alone, that's fine. Now go away. You're the one who wants to be alone, and I want to be in this room doing whatever it was I was doing before you got yourself in a huff.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by FireFly

We're not telling you to be excited about anything. We're assuming since you've previously been mildly excited about said activity, that something has since changed, and that's why you've gone from "sure" to "I guess so". It's also not about sharing interests, it's about sharing time.

Yeah, but if we're sitting our comfy chair, anything that involves moving will usually be greeted with an "I guess so".

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by FireFly

Well, that's never pissed me off, so I'll have to take your word for it. If you want to be left alone, that's fine. Now go away. You're the one who wants to be alone, and I want to be in this room doing whatever it was I was doing before you got yourself in a huff.

Yeah, I know. I was more referring to the OP. The only chicks who don't seem to get this are the clingers.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Yeah, but if we're sitting our comfy chair, anything that involves moving will usually be greeted with an "I guess so".

Ooooooh. Well then. That changes everything.

And what the heck is OP?

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by FireFly

Ooooooh. Well then. That changes everything.

And what the heck is OP?

Original post.

[4X4]

I thought it stood for 'Optimus Prime'.

[rubecube]

^

[4X4]

Heh heh...

[Flames09]

See girls do fall for a guys best friend but only make the moves once he cheats, or dumps you. Majority of that list is true, guys only need to remember one thing..

GIRLS LOVE ATTENTION NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY

So if you dedicate your life to that 1 woman in your life you should never have any problems, easier said then done eh?

[TheyCallMeBruce]

Awesome, Rubecube and firefly are fighting like a couple. You 2 make excellent study cases.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Your feelings are gay.

Seriously, that has to be the biggest pile of horsecrap I've ever read. We're men, not psychics. We don't play that same kind of crap with you. That's got to be one of the most self-centered things I've ever seen and I rarely put up with chicks who pull that kind of garbage.

Yeah, that's why you're single. I thought that was pretty good advice.

[Frank the Tank]

7. A girl wants to be the only woman in your life. That means your ma's got to go, too.

And that, my female friends on the board, is the only thing you need to learn about men. His mother always has been, and always will be, the most important woman in his life.

[Flashpoint]

I'm so glad 3 billion people can be defined by a list of 60 items.

I wonder what the response would be if the list was titled "60 Things You Should Know About Blacks", or "Muslims" or "Edmonton Oiler Fans". Lets try to use more stereotypes with regards to women. That’s what we need.

Bravo. Give your head a shake.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Flashpoint

I'm so glad 3 billion people can be defined by a list of 60 items.

I wonder what the response would be if the list was titled "60 Things You Should Know About Blacks", or "Muslims" or "Edmonton Oiler Fans". Lets try to use more stereotypes with regards to women. That’s what we need.

Bravo. Give your head a shake.

Respectfully, I think your doing a long stretch here, this was written by a woman, and while I don't agree with certain points since they are certainly sweeping generalizations, I don't see anything in here thats discriminatory or stereotypical.

[Flashpoint]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Respectfully, I think your doing a long stretch here, this was written by a woman, and while I don't agree with certain points since they are certainly sweeping generalizations, I don't see anything in here thats discriminatory or stereotypical.

- maybe you should read it over again...


For example – you didn’t see anything painting women as jealous and insecure?

10. We hate your friends that are girls. 'Cause if we see something in you, than so do they.

8. Even if you're not dating and you're only talking, don't let a girl know that there are other women in your life... including your mom.

7. A girl wants to be the only woman in your life. That means your ma's got to go, too.

13. If you say something random around a girl when she's PMS-ing or has her period, she'll slap you like a crippled idiot, yell at you, roll her eyes then run home and tell her friends you're going to dump her.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Flashpoint

- maybe you should read it over again...


For example – you didn’t see anything painting women as jealous and insecure?

If it was a man who wrote it, I could see your point, but it was a woman, and she was probably writing those points from a more personal perspective.

If I wrote those points, then it would be a different thing all together, but then again I would probably write it from the perspective of an 1860's prospector or chimney sweep.

[J pold]

8. Even if you're not dating and you're only talking, don't let a girl know that there
Are other women in your life... including your mom?

Disagree even when I first met a women the first thing I try to convey is that there are other women in my life, not necessarily girl friends just other women…it displays that I come pre selected and that she is not the first girl that I have interacted with in the last 6 months, it also dispels the idea that I am desperate and that at anytime I could just walk away to another women

One thing I love to say when I fist met a girl in a bar, class, coffee shop whatever…if we get to chatting I’ll ask her something about herself…where she works, what she is taking in school and whatever she says….my response is “oh god no way….I can’t even talk to you anymore”, and make it seem like I am leaving they will ask why and I tell them “well you see the last 2 girls I dated were (whatever she said she is) too and I promised myself I wouldn’t go down that road again” although its really in sub context what she hears is that “last 2 women I dated”

15. Girls expect to be wined and dined without being called gold-diggers. We're not gold-diggers. We'll chip in once you prove you're not a cheap.

The fact that most women expect to be whined and I dined is probably the number one reason why I rarely ever do it, girls especially attractive ones are so used to loveable losers taking them out on dates, buying them gifts, whatever for some love and approval…guys try to seek rapport with these women and it rarely works…take a women I am dating out every once and awhile? Sure but not every weekend and she can pay just as much I do

Where this is most evident is in bars, the age old number one thing that guys do that get them no where is buy a girl a drink…trust me on this one NEVER BUY ANY GIRL A DRINK EVER! Once you do you are done they will stick with you for awhile but just to be nice but eventually they will flake out on you…if a girls ask you to buy her a drink here is what you should say “No I don’t buy girls drinks…you can get me one if you want though” works every time and I have actually had girls buy me drinks when I said it

17. Girls are NOT open about themselves. You have to prove yourself 100% committed in order for a girl to tell you just what her "number" is and what she did on that drunken trip to Cancun.

Agree with the first part disagree with the second…you don’t have to prove yourself 100% in order to get a girls number hell you don’t even need to show a ton on interest in her, as long as you portray that you are a cool confident guy, that is fun to be around girls will have no problem giving you there numbers

18. Don't test a girl: she'll withhold sex if she thinks you don't trust her... (This one is a joke... kind of)

Kind of hypocritical don’t you think? I mean we can’t test women when they test us from the moment the met us till the grave…that is all women do is test men constantly

32. If you're nice to us, we could care less about what you look like.

“Nice guys don’t get laid” probably the truest words ever spoken

51. Not all women are bitches. We know they're out there, but don't go lumping us all in the same group because you got rejected a few times.

I would go as far to say that no women are truly bitches…they are just bitches to you, they have to be…especially if they are attractive, it’s the only way to hoard off all of the creeps and losers that try and hit on them all day…don’t ever blame the women for rejecting you that’s a lame excuses, you did something wrong not her

[J pold]

Originally Posted by flip

i think you forgot one or two

61. all a signifigant amount of us care about is money so buy us stuff or we'll have nothing to do with you. so make sure you have a nice car and can afford a dream wedding and a beautiful engagement ring.

Bitter much?

I disagree I don’t think women are attracted to money or the gifts you buy them at all…there is no emotion attached to it, what women are attracted too is confidence, leadership, being adventuress and spontaneous…portray those type of things and money really isn’t an issue

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by J pold

“Nice guys don’t get laid” probably the truest words ever spoken

### . . . ummm again. Tucker from Red vs Blue had a great line "chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to them, so mix it up a little."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzRpABhrmMc (2:40 seconds in)

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by J pold

Bitter much?

I disagree I don’t think women are attracted to money or the gifts you buy them at all…there is no emotion attached to it, what women are attracted too is confidence, leadership, being adventuress and spontaneous…portray those type of things and money really isn’t an issue

However, if you back all that up with money, you're gold. . . . . . The margin of error will diminish significantly.

Cowperson