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Old 08-28-2023, 12:49 PM   #781
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Directed Energy Weapons, which is a technology developed by lockheed martin for the US military (and hawaii just happens to be packed full of military R&D facilities).


When low income neighbourhoods filled with locals who refuse to leave their insanely valuable land are burnt to the ground and those same people are then epicly failed by the system that's designed to support them in every conceivable way. It becomes our role as responsible citizens to aggressively adhere to the narratives put forth by the government and legacy media companies.
I'm not sure if you're serious....
but if you are I have some serious questions.

Why the hell does this require directed energy weapons?
Like, a can of gasoline and zippo can do the same thing, why do we need lasers?

And why does it matter that there are R&D facilities there?
Are these things not portable? Did the people behind this think to themselves, "Gee, we want to burn down Hawaii, but all of our lasers are being developed in Ohio....guess we'll have to open another lab?"
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Fun fact; my neighbour who played pro hockey has been telling me all about the bioweapon they used to start the Hawaiian fires.

My take here is hockey players (and most professional athletes) are good at sports, not science.
I am amazed at how many people have been casually talking about this. Just crazy talk.
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Old 08-28-2023, 12:52 PM   #783
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I don't think that People who believe in government conspiracies have worked in or with government very much. Government has a hard time organizing a piss up in a brewery.
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Old 08-28-2023, 12:54 PM   #784
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Directed Energy Weapons, which is a technology developed by lockheed martin for the US military (and hawaii just happens to be packed full of military R&D facilities).


When low income neighbourhoods filled with locals who refuse to leave their insanely valuable land are burnt to the ground and those same people are then epicly failed by the system that's designed to support them in every conceivable way. It becomes our role as responsible citizens to aggressively adhere to the narratives put forth by the government and legacy media companies.
Clearly the simplest, most obvious, and frankly only feasible and conceivable reason there would ever be a forest fire.
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I'm not sure if you're serious....
but if you are I have some serious questions.

Why the hell does this require directed energy weapons?
Like, a can of gasoline and zippo can do the same thing, why do we need lasers?

And why does it matter that there are R&D facilities there?
Are these things not portable? Did the people behind this think to themselves, "Gee, we want to burn down Hawaii, but all of our lasers are being developed in Ohio....guess we'll have to open another lab?"
It's amazing just how little thought they put into these theories before buying in. They pretend to be "in the know" and have all these explanations for things that they pretend makes them smarter than everyone else, and if only people would wake up tot his reality, they'd be enlightened. But then they can't critical examine these theories for more than the 10 seconds it takes to see how dumb they are. And some of them lead government...
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Old 08-28-2023, 01:02 PM   #786
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It's well known that the Australian Aboriginals used Directed Energy Weapons for centuries for a number of reasons.
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Old 08-28-2023, 01:05 PM   #787
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It’s so nuts. Like what kind of “bioweapon” starts fires? A DRAGON?

It’s obviously Jewish space lasers.
LMAO a dragon.
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Old 08-28-2023, 01:06 PM   #788
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The fact that you don't read about conspiracies like this in the mainstream media proves they must be true!
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Old 08-28-2023, 01:08 PM   #789
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Wasn't Marge the idiot who said its time to refer to Dinosaurs by their biblical name Dragons?
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Let's not try and pretend that these Directed Energy weapons haven't been around forever.

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Hook...line and sinker....
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I don't think that People who believe in government conspiracies have worked in or with government very much. Government has a hard time organizing a piss up in a brewery.
Yep, if this was government, planning would commence once the ground was tinder dry and Directed Energy weapons would be ‘fast tracked’ for deployment in February…2026.
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Fun fact; my neighbour who played pro hockey has been telling me all about the bioweapon they used to start the Hawaiian fires.

My take here is hockey players (and most professional athletes) are good at sports, not science.

so what about this...
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Maui County accused Hawaiian Electric of negligently failing to shut off power despite exceptionally high winds and dry conditions — saying that the destruction from the deadly Aug. 8 fires could have been avoided if the company had taken essential actions. Outrage towards Hawaiian Electric grew as witness accounts and video indicated that sparks from power lines ignited fires as utility poles snapped in the winds, which were driven by a passing hurricane.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/maui-co...-fire-lahaina/
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Are you saying a negligent private company is the same as a government bio weapon?
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Guys this is all in the plans to create 15 minute Cities. You will not be allowed to leave your little 15 Min radius place. GOVERNMENT CONTROL! !!
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Fun fact; my neighbour who played pro hockey has been telling me all about the bioweapon they used to start the Hawaiian fires.

My take here is hockey players (and most professional athletes) are good at sports, not science.
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Oh good lord, my naive self read the comment you quoted as satire.
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Directed Energy Weapons, which is a technology developed by lockheed martin for the US military (and hawaii just happens to be packed full of military R&D facilities).


When low income neighbourhoods filled with locals who refuse to leave their insanely valuable land are burnt to the ground and those same people are then epicly failed by the system that's designed to support them in every conceivable way. It becomes our role as responsible citizens to aggressively adhere to the narratives put forth by the government and legacy media companies.
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Aren't all weapons directed energy weapons when it comes down to it?

I take the chemical energy in this gun powder and convert it to kinetic energy which gets directed and transferred to your chest.

I take the chemical energy in this chocolate bar and use my muscles to convert it to kinetic energy and swing the bat to direct it and transfer it to your kneecaps.
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