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				Caption this: Roberto Luongo
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-03-2007, 07:49 PM
			
			
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			"I wonder if I can hit a golf ball that high?"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-03-2007, 07:50 PM
			
			
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			"Hey. is that big guy in the press box the feller Reggie Dunlop keeps calling Tubby McBlowhard?"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-03-2007, 07:53 PM
			
			
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			"YOU are the only one that can save us now..."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-03-2007, 07:53 PM
			
			
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			"Please Lord, sprinkle some scoring touch on their helpless a**es"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-03-2007, 07:57 PM
			
			
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			"How many rebounds can i give out tonight" 
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			05-03-2007, 07:57 PM
			
			
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			"Hey, maybe that's where the real Sedins are hiding since the regular season ended."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-03-2007, 07:59 PM
			
			
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			"I wonder how many more burgers Nonis is gonna eat up there"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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					Originally Posted by  henriksedin33
					 
				 
				Not at all, as I've said, I would rather  start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams.  Bunch of  underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in  the playoffs. 
			
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			05-03-2007, 08:04 PM
			
			
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			"Kevin Bieksa must be BS-ing me -- there's no way there's luxury condos inside that scoreboard."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-03-2007, 08:04 PM
			
			
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			"Hey Daniel come quick...the smooch cams up next"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-03-2007, 08:06 PM
			
			
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			Can this be the OOT too?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Not at all, as I've said, I would rather  start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams.  Bunch of  underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in  the playoffs. 
			
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			05-03-2007, 08:06 PM
			
			
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			"I think that bird shat in my coffee." 
 
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			05-03-2007, 08:07 PM
			
			
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			05-03-2007, 08:07 PM
			
			
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			"Hey Zdeno, your fly is open."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-03-2007, 08:07 PM
			
			
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			05-03-2007, 08:16 PM
			
			
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			05-03-2007, 08:18 PM
			
			
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			"I look like Jesus, so I must pose like Jesus."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-03-2007, 08:26 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  MrMastodonFarm
					 
				 
				"I look like Jesus, so I must pose like Jesus." 
			
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There's a keeper! Nice one. It could then be followed by:
 
"Wait, they don't still crucify people do they?"
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-03-2007, 08:41 PM
			
			
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				"Hey Zdeno, your fly is open." 
			
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Hahahahaha!  I like this one.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka. 
			
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			05-03-2007, 09:01 PM
			
			
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