Sliver makes lip balm - a review

[D as in David]

Originally Posted by blankall

Something about this makes me uncomfortable.

Did he hand draw that label with the fake doily pattern and the swirls?

Although I do think there is a market for a low cost and effective lip balm. Should we put our collective power together to get Sliver a spot on Dragon's Den?

That's why Sliver is offering up this pre-loved lip balm. He saw the opportunity in the second-hand market for this product and went for it.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

Lol wtf. I somehow missed Sliver's post about this. This thread is too funny.

I'm also almost surprised Sliver didn't send that lip balm with some of those gadgets or bag holder inventions or whatever he said he has thousands of in storage.

I wonder if Sliver will be inundated with requests for samples to add funny reviews to this thread. I'd do it if someone else did it.

Damn, I should have taken the opportunity to burden somebody else with my cache of #2 Solutions.

[PepsiFree]

Kind of weak that he doesn’t even fill the jar all the way. And the bubbles? Come on. I’m not paying for air.

[Reggie Dunlop]

Originally Posted by blankall

Something about this makes me uncomfortable.

Did he hand draw that label with the fake doily pattern and the swirls?

Although I do think there is a market for a low cost and effective lip balm. Should we put our collective power together to get Sliver a spot on Dragon's Den?

[getbak]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

I'm more interested in other elements of the label. Spirals?
Or Shells?

Snails??

I thought they were cinnamon buns to indicate it's cinnamon flavoured.

[White Out 403]

Can it be used as lube?

[topfiverecords]

Is that some kind of snail excretion?

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Is that some kind of snail excretion?

I think it is made from the neighbourhood cats and dogs he hates

[Brendone]

Originally Posted by Bonded

I think it is made from the neighbourhood cats and dogs he hates

Or….

[Scroopy Noopers]

Originally Posted by Murph

This, easily, is the best post I have read on the forum in quite some time.

I loved absolutely every word of it.

[TheScorpion]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Kind of weak that he doesn’t even fill the jar all the way. And the bubbles? Come on. I’m not paying for air.

Shrinkflation comes for us all

[troutman]

https://charlottecounty.floridaweekl...t-of-intimacy/

There’s an old “Saturday Night Live” skit where Dana Carvey’s character pulls out a tube of ChapStick and the man next to him says, “Oh, ChapStick! Can I borrow that?” Before Mr. Carvey has a chance to decline, the man takes the tube and applies it to his own lips. The ChapStick then gets passed along to a string of increasingly grubby people, including a man with food trapped in his beard and a rough-looking hooker. Finally, an alien with giant, crusty lips rolls up and takes a swipe. When the alien finishes, it insists Dana Carvey take back the tube.

[powderjunkie]

Originally Posted by malcolmk14

I now keep the Lip-Whip.com next to my laptop station and will probably use it occasionally until it is gone.

There are a lot of ways one could go with this. None of them aren't gross.

[Reggie28]

https://www.amazon.com/Kari-Gran-Whi...1630717&sr=8-4

Cease and desist letter incoming?

[81MC]

This is very weird.

[ThisIsAnOutrage]

"It puts the lip balm on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

Sliver, probably.

[DownInFlames]

Get that stuff tested for human DNA. I can only imagine what homemade lip balm would be made of.

[MRCboicgy]

NSFW!

[DownInFlames]

I was trying to be subtle, but yeah.

[FlamesAddiction]

It’s not balm for lips, it’s balm made from lips.