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Old 05-01-2007, 03:43 PM   #81
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Hahahahaha! You don't have to use bad logic to justify choosing between two poor choices. But I find humour in the fact that you used bad logic to justify your previous bad logic.
But you seemed to think that it was bad logic to suggest that a anorexic women would be more maneuverable in bed and that is the reason I chose her

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Old 05-01-2007, 03:48 PM   #82
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But you seemed to think that it was bad logic to suggest that a anorexic women would be more maneuverable in bed and that is the reason I choose her
It was bad logic. I'm saying you don't have to use bad logic to justify a choice between two poor choices. Just because she's skinny, doesn't mean she's more maneuverable. It also doesn't mean she's better in bed. Hence, bad logic. You could've just said, "I prefer skinny women." Or, "I like to flip my women around a lot and use multiple positions, which require no work on their part. I would have an easier time moving a skinny chick into position than a fat chick, so I pick the skinny chick." The flaw in your logic is that the anorexic chick is more maneuverable in bed. She's not necessarily. On top of which, she's also likely more brittle. What if you break her?
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Old 05-01-2007, 03:55 PM   #83
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What if you break her?
While she is wallowing in pain I start to feed her a tube of ice cream…
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:05 PM   #84
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heavy girls win that one

ok new scenario,


Would you rather an ugly face and amazing body or gorgeous face and hideous body???
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:11 PM   #85
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Call me shallow, but you can always toss a bag over a ugly face, you actually have to get on up on a hideous body.
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:20 PM   #86
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i's take the face, eventually everyone body is gonna suck, but you can look at a face forever L
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:47 PM   #87
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sign me up for the double bagger

that's one bag for her head, and one for yours just incase hers fall off
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Old 05-01-2007, 08:18 PM   #88
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Another vote for the baggable option. "Ugly face" plastic surgery is more likely to yield significant results than the "hideous body" one--just look at the Extreme Makeover shows.
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pretty face!
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:38 AM   #91
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Defintely go for the hot face.

It sucks how often I end up w/ the other choice as I leave the bar and get into the light.
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New scenario

Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
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Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Jack Nicholson now or Jack Nicholson 1972?
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Well that's lovely. Some of us have morals. Besides, how often does a girl need to buy a hooker?
Hookers have morals too you know. Anyway did you think i was being serious - we are talking about being invisible versus flying here mate. Come on.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:18 AM   #96
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Hookers have morals too you know. Anyway did you think i was being serious - we are talking about being invisible versus flying here mate. Come on.

Turn your sarcasm meter on.

And I'm a girl and I'd rather Meg Ryan. Jack is fugly.
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Turn your sarcasm meter on.

And I'm a girl and I'd rather Meg Ryan. Jack is fugly.
Lately Meg Ryan has gone away from her cute girl next door look and gone on to play such stellar roles as looking like my dusty 10 year old work boots.

Jack has the charisma and cool factor, but he is a guy, its tempt.

So I'd have to go with polishing the boot leather.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:34 AM   #98
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Lately Meg Ryan has gone away from her cute girl next door look and gone on to play such stellar roles as looking like my dusty 10 year old work boots.

Jack has the charisma and cool factor, but he is a guy, its tempt.

So I'd have to go with polishing the boot leather.
Well if you get 1972 Jack, why can't you have 1992 Meg?
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I'll take the younger Meg Ryan over any era Jack.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:50 AM   #100
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No offense intended, but these recent questions have sucked. Who wants to pick the lesser evil of two bad choices? Where's the fun in that?
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