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Old 05-01-2007, 11:45 AM   #61
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Invisible so I can live up to my fantasy of a random punch people in the face day with no possibility of retailiation.

Plus there's hanging out in the girls washroom at the Playboy mansion.

On a secondary note, the temptation to go pidgeon with flying ability would be tough to overcome.
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:48 AM   #62
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Fly...it would me be a crime to women everywhere if I was invisible
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:05 PM   #63
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I think it's time for the fly/invisible thing to be put to rest. It's 6-4 flying or something plus extra comments.

BTW, I demand a recount on Jessica - Scarlett

How about (for the guys):

If you HAD TO choose, would you rather date an anorexic or an obese woman.
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:22 PM   #64
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If you HAD TO choose, would you rather date an anorexic or an obese woman.
Jeez man, talking about your double edged sword.

Thinking I would have to go with the larger lady though.
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:28 PM   #65
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The heftier dame for sure. She might be big, but she's probably not crazy.
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:32 PM   #66
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If you HAD TO choose, would you rather date an anorexic or an obese woman.
Whichever one has the better personality, which (stereotype ahead!) will most likely be the heavier woman. As Rouge noted, she may be fat, but at least she doesn't have mental health issues. Having known someone who formerly had anorexia, I can attest from experience that they're really no fun to be around.
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:44 PM   #67
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If you HAD TO choose, would you rather date an anorexic or an obese woman.
Either way, I would still wanna be invisible while I'm out in public with them.

In all seriousness though, I'll take the heftier woman.
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:51 PM   #68
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:14 PM   #69
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Anorectic...would just be more maneuverable in bed compared to the heavy
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:18 PM   #70
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Anorectic...would just be more maneuverable in bed compared to the heavy
??? I don't think you understand just what anorexia can do to a body. She'd be eating her muscles. So yeah, you could move her around, but she wouldn't have the strength to do any work. Like doing a corpse. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:20 PM   #71
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Gotta say neither. Neither are healthy and both seem to be suffering from issues tha affect their personality which believe it or not, I actually look for.

To save the planet though? I guess I'd pick the one with the prettiest face.
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:29 PM   #72
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that's just wrong. i'd have to say neither unless...you talk about anorexic like the olsen twins vs fat like rosie o'donell?
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??? I don't think you understand just what anorexia can do to a body. She'd be eating her muscles. So yeah, you could move her around, but she wouldn't have the strength to do any work. Like doing a corpse. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
You must have slept with a lot of anorexic women
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You must have slept with a lot of anorexic women
Who I sleep with is none of your business. How about knowing a number of girls who have suffered from anorexia and seeing them struggle just to get through the day without being tired?
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Whichever one has the better personality, which (stereotype ahead!) will most likely be the heavier woman. As Rouge noted, she may be fat, but at least she doesn't have mental health issues. Having known someone who formerly had anorexia, I can attest from experience that they're really no fun to be around.
My first thought was personality, but never thought to look for corelations between weight and personality (maybe because I know a number of 'swollen' ladies that are complete bitches, whereas I also know lots of skinny girls who are the salt of the earth... also being a skinny lad I can atest to some of the skinny people having great personalities).

So that said... anorexic... going out to dinner would cost so much less
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^^^ But you'll be throwing that money right down the drain! Costanza!
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Who I sleep with is none of your business. How about knowing a number of girls who have suffered from anorexia and seeing them struggle just to get through the day without being tired?
Holy shat, you need to chill the fark out.
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Holy shat, you need to chill the fark out.
I'm nothing if not chilled. Just trying to point out the flaws in J Pold's argument, is all.
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Who I sleep with is none of your business. How about knowing a number of girls who have suffered from anorexia and seeing them struggle just to get through the day without being tired?
Apologies for that if it offended it was supposed to be a joke, listen I am not saying I am attracted anorexic women…the thread title is would you rather…you have to choose trying to justify a poor choice is always going to be bad logic, but when you are forced to make a poor choice than bad logic is a by product
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Apologies for that if it offended it was supposed to be a joke, listen I am not saying I am attracted anorexic women…the thread title is would you rather…you have to choose trying to justify a poor choice is always going to be bad logic, but when you are forced to make a poor choice than bad logic is a by product

Hahahahaha! You don't have to use bad logic to justify choosing between two poor choices. But I find humour in the fact that you used bad logic to justify your previous bad logic.
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