07-10-2023, 02:46 PM
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#13301
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
I heard you've also got doubles of the Barracuda!
No, actually triples, that's right, triples of the Barracuda!
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Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
He doesn’t live in a hotel.
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07-10-2023, 02:49 PM
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#13302
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My face is a bum!
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
(I assuming adding "anymore" to the end of that sentence would be accurate as well)
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Nope, there is no way this guy has gotten married before. That's why the gf is 10 years younger. Zero confidence with adult women, so has to target the less mature/insecure ones who just want to get a ride in a ..... Lexus 
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07-10-2023, 02:58 PM
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#13303
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Glastonbury
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Originally Posted by Dion
What the hell is going on here? Smith posing with a bigot and TC explaining pregnancy?
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My fault, I was bored…. I wanted to see how many of the wokeists I could turn against me for funzies…
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TC
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07-10-2023, 02:59 PM
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#13304
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Glastonbury
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Originally Posted by Bill Bumface
Unprompted bragging about a Lexus? Bahahahaha.
Guys! My grandma joined CP! |
Actually, I’m bragging about owning two. Keep up.
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TC
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07-10-2023, 03:01 PM
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#13305
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Glastonbury
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill Bumface
Nope, there is no way this guy has gotten married before. That's why the gf is 10 years younger. Zero confidence with adult women, so has to target the less mature/insecure ones who just want to get a ride in a ..... Lexus |
Never married…. I wish. That little foray cost me a mint. But it’s all good, I got all I wanted out of the deal, custody of my daughter.
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07-10-2023, 03:02 PM
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#13306
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Originally Posted by -TC-
My fault, I was bored…. I wanted to see how many of the wokeists I could turn against me for funzies…
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What’s a wokeist?
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07-10-2023, 03:03 PM
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#13307
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Glastonbury
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
Anyone care to guess why this guy isn't married (I assuming adding "anymore" to the end of that sentence would be accurate as well)
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No need to guess.
I’m not married because the girlfriend and I are too new. I’ve been burned, won’t happen again.
Besides, why buy the cow when the milk is free? 
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TC
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07-10-2023, 03:04 PM
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#13308
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by -TC-
Besides, why buy the cow when the milk is free? |
classic good guy phrase.
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07-10-2023, 03:04 PM
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#13309
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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I somehow have even less respect for -TC- than when we got started today.
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07-10-2023, 03:05 PM
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#13310
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 Posted the 6 millionth post! |
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Originally Posted by -TC-
I’m not married because the girlfriend and I are too new. I’ve been burned, won’t happen again.
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Let me guess. It was her fault.
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07-10-2023, 03:06 PM
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#13311
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Glastonbury
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Originally Posted by iggy_oi
What’s a wokeist?
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Find the most outraged, most close minded, and there you will find the keyboard warriors defending their tribe.
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07-10-2023, 03:07 PM
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#13312
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My face is a bum!
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Originally Posted by -TC-
Actually, I’m bragging about owning two. Keep up.
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Originally Posted by -TC-
girlfriend who's 10 years younger than me?
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Originally Posted by -TC-
custody of my daughter.
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Got it. 2 Lexuses, 2 daughters.
Btw, no offence to any other Lexus owners in the thread that aren't bragging about them. The practicality and reliability of a Toyota, but with some nicer touches on the interior. Not a bad way to grab some groceries, drive the family around, or get to your regular bridge game.
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07-10-2023, 03:07 PM
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#13313
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
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This message is hidden because -TC- is on your ignore list.
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Much better
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07-10-2023, 03:07 PM
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#13314
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Glastonbury
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
Let me guess. It was her fault.
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God no, we both share in the blame for that train wreck….
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TC
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07-10-2023, 03:08 PM
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#13315
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: St. George's, Grenada
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Originally Posted by -TC-
Besides, why buy the cow when the milk is free? |
You're not allowed to milk a cow you don't own
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07-10-2023, 03:09 PM
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#13316
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My face is a bum!
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Originally Posted by -TC-
Besides, why buy the cow when the milk is free? |
Totally awesome role model for a young woman right here (I mean the daughter, guys).
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07-10-2023, 03:10 PM
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#13317
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Glastonbury
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Originally Posted by Bill Bumface
Got it. 2 Lexuses, 2 daughters.
Btw, no offence to any other Lexus owners in the thread that aren't bragging about them. The practicality and reliability of a Toyota, but with some nicer touches on the interior. Not a bad way to grab some groceries, drive the family around, or get to your regular bridge game.
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Two Lexii , a GX and an RC, one daughter
They are expensive to buy and cheap to own… you can’t go wrong with Toyota. Just bought the daughter a RAV4, public transit is no longer an option. I like my kid intact
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07-10-2023, 03:10 PM
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#13318
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Glastonbury
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Originally Posted by btimbit
You're not allowed to milk a cow you don't own
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I’m pretending I’m a socialist
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TC
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07-10-2023, 03:10 PM
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#13319
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by -TC-
No need to guess.
I’m not married because the girlfriend and I are too new. I’ve been burned, won’t happen again.
Besides, why buy the cow when the milk is free? |
Sure....free....you're definitely not paying for it....
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07-10-2023, 03:10 PM
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#13320
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Alberta
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That's ok, I'm sure his daughter already knows she's a cow.
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