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Old 04-30-2023, 09:42 AM   #1501
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First of all....I'll have you know that my office is highly hazardous! There are papercuts all the time!

Anyways, seriously....sorry. I didnt mean to be direspectful, I've just literally never heard of this event.
I suspect all the knives on the walls might be slightly more concerning than a potential paper cut. Someone might go berserk when you tell them how much they owe the government.
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I suspect all the knives on the walls might be slightly more concerning than a potential paper cut. Someone might go berserk when you tell them how much they owe the government.
They are typically not accessible to clients! Those are my knives!!
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Old 04-30-2023, 11:42 AM   #1503
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They are typically not accessible to clients! Those are my knives!!
Think about how much fun the barflies next door could have with all those knives and swords if they knew you had that stuff. It would be a fun scene to watch in the parking lot on a Friday night.
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Old 04-30-2023, 11:57 AM   #1504
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Think about how much fun the barflies next door could have with all those knives and swords if they knew you had that stuff. It would be a fun scene to watch in the parking lot on a Friday night.
Some sort of extreme drunken 'Fight Club' with swords?

As long as somebody filmed it....

And, I'll have you know, most of those people are also my clients, so they know its here.
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Old 04-30-2023, 12:09 PM   #1505
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Some sort of extreme drunken 'Fight Club' with swords?

As long as somebody filmed it....

And, I'll have you know, most of those people are also my clients, so they know its here.
Do I have to pay taxes on my Fight Club winnings?
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Old 04-30-2023, 12:29 PM   #1506
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Some sort of extreme drunken 'Fight Club' with swords?

As long as somebody filmed it....

And, I'll have you know, most of those people are also my clients, so they know its here.
Samurai fight club would be sweet
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Samurai fight club would be sweet
Drunken Samurai Fight Club! In the Hood!

But I only have the 1 katana.
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Old 04-30-2023, 02:23 PM   #1508
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Drunken Samurai Fight Club! In the Hood!

But I only have the 1 katana.
That'll certainly make the fight quicker.
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That'll certainly make the fight quicker.
There would be less katana attacks if every bartender and bouncer had a katana
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Does anyone know an appliance guy that can replace a broken heat coil on a laundry dryer?
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There would be less katana attacks if every bartender and bouncer had a katana
Yeah, but my sister had to get that for me from Japan...its not like theres Katanas flying around all over the place!
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Does anyone know an appliance guy that can replace a broken heat coil on a laundry dryer?

We had a guy from Summer Breeze Appliances fix our older LG washing machine a couple of months ago. Did a great job.
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Old 04-30-2023, 05:37 PM   #1514
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Yeah, but my sister had to get that for me from Japan...its not like theres Katanas flying around all over the place!
There is (or was - I haven't been there in a long time) a knife shop in North Hill mall that has a wide variety of swords and katanas and other blades.
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There is (or was - I haven't been there in a long time) a knife shop in North Hill mall that has a wide variety of swords and katanas and other blades.
I'd ask you what it is, but at the moment my 'blade hobby' is already bordering on problematic.

I do want to know what it is though.
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Old 04-30-2023, 05:46 PM   #1516
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I'd ask you what it is, but at the moment my 'blade hobby' is already bordering on problematic.

I do want to know what it is though.
I don't know what it is but it is beside one of the north entrances across from the TD Bank (assuming that is still there.) Just down from Shoppers
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I don't know what it is but it is beside one of the north entrances across from the TD Bank (assuming that is still there.) Just down from Shoppers
Alright, I'll look it up. But as it stands 'Kent of Inglewood' already has put children through University off of me.
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Old 04-30-2023, 06:00 PM   #1518
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I'd ask you what it is, but at the moment my 'blade hobby' is already bordering on problematic.

I do want to know what it is though.
It's the Cutting Edge, they had a giant booth at the Fan Expo to sell katanas to all the weebs. Unfortunately no "real" knives (Benchmade, etc.) on display.
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It's the Cutting Edge, they had a giant booth at the Fan Expo to sell katanas to all the weebs. Unfortunately no "real" knives (Benchmade, etc.) on display.
Dude! Get your stuff to me! Now! Deadline is tomorrow!
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I have a sword. Bought it for a wedding I MC’d where the groom was from a country where they use a sword to cut the wedding cake with a sword.
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