Omg, do not buy pop from the Superstore liquor store.

[Blaster86]

Originally Posted by activeStick

Does anyone use Bubly as mixers for vodka? Tasty. I've tried a few flavours - Lime is my favorite to use as mixer. Watermelon was very underwhelming, pineapple is okay too. Any other suggestions?

Drink it straight, like a man which is the new theme of this manly thread.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by D as in David

Depends

I see what you did there.

[surferguy]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

What the #### did you just ####ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the #### out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ####ing words. You think you can get away with saying that #### to me over the Internet? Think again, ####er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ####ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ####. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ####ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will #### fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ####ing dead, kiddo.

Consequences will never be the same?

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by activeStick

Does anyone use Bubly as mixers for vodka? Tasty. I've tried a few flavours - Lime is my favorite to use as mixer. Watermelon was very underwhelming, pineapple is okay too. Any other suggestions?

I don't fully get vodka soda mixes. It just tastes like the soda... and there's more interesting pre-mix versions out there IMO...

But if you can get a citrus or sugary type gin with almost no botanical or juniper flavor, I thought it tasted pretty good with a pineapple or citrus based soda water and added a hint of a nice twist.

Strathmore gin which is infused with seaberry (from Edmonton) or Citadelle gin which is more citrus (from France) were the ones that stuck out as good combos for me.

For these gins, a friend said 1 part gin, 1 part vodka 2 parts soda + ice worked great. I took one look at the amount consumed and wondered how she didn't fall down after the second cup. 1 part gin, 1 part vodka and like 4-6 parts soda would make way more sense IMO for her level of intoxication... but you mix it how you think you'd want it if you want to give it a try.

[monkeyman]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

What the #### did you just ####ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the #### out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ####ing words. You think you can get away with saying that #### to me over the Internet? Think again, ####er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ####ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ####. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ####ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will #### fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ####ing dead, kiddo.

Oh oh. Are we on the verge of a Blaster 87?

[powderjunkie]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

I don't fully get vodka soda mixes. It just tastes like the soda... and there's more interesting pre-mix versions out there IMO...

But if you can get a citrus or sugary type gin with almost no botanical or juniper flavor, I thought it tasted pretty good with a pineapple or citrus based soda water and added a hint of a nice twist.

Strathmore gin which is infused with seaberry (from Edmonton) or Citadelle gin which is more citrus (from France) were the ones that stuck out as good combos for me.

For these gins, a friend said 1 part gin, 1 part vodka 2 parts soda + ice worked great. I took one look at the amount consumed and wondered how she didn't fall down after the second cup. 1 part gin, 1 part vodka and like 4-6 parts soda would make way more sense IMO for her level of intoxication... but you mix it how you think you'd want it if you want to give it a try.

I've never really understood vodka. I'll enjoy any of the other main liquors in pretty much any form and appreciate what it brings...but anytime I have vodka I'm just like...oh, I guess that's the alcohol part or something.

[ComixZone]

Originally Posted by activeStick

Does anyone use Bubly as mixers for vodka? Tasty. I've tried a few flavours - Lime is my favorite to use as mixer. Watermelon was very underwhelming, pineapple is okay too. Any other suggestions?

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

…also, what the hell is this thread?

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

I might actually be the Alpha Male that alt-rights wish they were.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny—they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens.

[Blaster86]

Post the full pasta, you coward.


You won't.

[Amethyst]

Originally Posted by activeStick

Does anyone use Bubly as mixers for vodka? Tasty. I've tried a few flavours - Lime is my favorite to use as mixer. Watermelon was very underwhelming, pineapple is okay too. Any other suggestions?

Not with vodka, but I've mixed it with gin. Grapefruit, lime, or pineapple.

Watermelon bubbly is underwhelming to begin with.

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

Post the full pasta, you coward.


You won't.

And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[Wormius]

All the Bubly flavours, and in the same vein, hard seltzers like White Claw, all taste like botched Sodastream recipes. Do people really enjoy those or are they just trying to save a few calories?

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Bonded

And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Is it a portal gun? Cause that would be pretty good.

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Is it a portal gun? Cause that would be pretty good.

Portal butthole

[CroFlames]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

What the #### did you just ####ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the #### out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ####ing words. You think you can get away with saying that #### to me over the Internet? Think again, ####er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ####ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ####. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ####ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will #### fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ####ing dead, kiddo.

That’s too good to be done ironically. Have checked with your doctor yet if you might be an incel?

[Blaster86]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

That’s too good to be done ironically. Have checked with your doctor yet if you might be an incel?

No, my doctor is a woman so she knows nothing.

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

What the #### did you just ####ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the #### out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ####ing words. You think you can get away with saying that #### to me over the Internet? Think again, ####er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ####ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ####. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ####ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will #### fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ####ing dead, kiddo.

Aw man I haven't seen this one in a while! All timer

[Mightyfire89]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

What the #### did you just ####ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the #### out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ####ing words. You think you can get away with saying that #### to me over the Internet? Think again, ####er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ####ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ####. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ####ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will #### fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ####ing dead, kiddo.

Gorilla warfare? Like learning how to fight apes?

[Matata]

if anyone wants/needs to see a picture of my genitals, slide into me DMs.

[Geraldsh]

Originally Posted by Mightyfire89

Gorilla warfare? Like learning how to fight apes?

Bob Lee Swagger never did like computers.