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Old 03-06-2023, 12:39 PM   #6561
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I think in many instances public bathrooms are more sanitary than home bathrooms.
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Old 03-06-2023, 12:42 PM   #6562
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Between this thread and the over the top reactions to Sutter's "He was pooping" thing, one thing CP has taught me is how weird some people are about bathroom stuff
A concerning amount of guys who never read “Everybody Poops.”
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Old 03-06-2023, 12:45 PM   #6563
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A concerning amount of guys who never read “Everybody Poops.”
I think my favourite was when someone posted a gear grinder about how rude it was for other people to also come in to use the public bathroom when they were trying to poop.
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Old 03-06-2023, 01:01 PM   #6564
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Anybody else find those guys that just start farting up a storm while standing at the urinal to be super nasty? I don't know that they're out of line, but ffs, you don't need to be a pig.
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Anybody else find those guys that just start farting up a storm while standing at the urinal to be super nasty? I don't know that they're out of line, but ffs, you don't need to be a pig.
A piss without a fart is like a #### without love.
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Old 03-06-2023, 01:17 PM   #6566
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A piss without a fart is like a #### without love.
What's wrong with a #### without love? Sometimes that's the best kind.
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Old 03-06-2023, 01:24 PM   #6567
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Piss and a fart go together like a beer and a dart
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Between this thread and the over the top reactions to Sutter's "He was pooping" thing, one thing CP has taught me is how weird some people are about bathroom stuff
It's not about doing it in the privacy of your own bathroom it's about doing it in a packed busy bathroom. I'm talking shoulder to shoulder urinal set ups like the Dome for example.

Dudes are shoulder to shoulder and you have to take the phone out and scroll whatever it is you are scrolling while dude are rubbing shoulders holding their cocks.

Go in, piss, get the #### out so someone else can piss.
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Anybody else find those guys that just start farting up a storm while standing at the urinal to be super nasty? I don't know that they're out of line, but ffs, you don't need to be a pig.
That's like the whole point of a bathroom.
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Old 03-06-2023, 02:06 PM   #6570
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You should always ripple that cake as loud as possible in public bathrooms to assert dominance.
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Yeah I get it, but it bothers me nonetheless. It's weird, because I'm generally pretty tolerant.
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Old 03-06-2023, 02:21 PM   #6572
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Yeah I get it, but it bothers me nonetheless. It's weird, because I'm generally pretty tolerant.
Those ####ers should do more Kegels.
guys who fart at urinals are worse in bed than guys who don't.
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Old 03-06-2023, 02:37 PM   #6573
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Yeah I dunno I just use the stalls.

There's literally a place right there where no one can stand next to you or fart by you or see you. Just go in there.
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I think in many instances public bathrooms are more sanitary than home bathrooms.
Just so I am clear on your position, you are saying that the public washrooms at the Saddledome in the last 1/2 of the 3rd period or the public washrooms at BC Place 10hrs into a 12hr day of rugby 7's are cleaner than your home washroom.....
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It's weird, because I'm generally pretty tolerant.
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Yeah I dunno I just use the stalls.

There's literally a place right there where no one can stand next to you or fart by you or see you. Just go in there.

Need stall doors that go all the way to the floor!
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Just so I am clear on your position, you are saying that the public washrooms at the Saddledome in the last 1/2 of the 3rd period or the public washrooms at BC Place 10hrs into a 12hr day of rugby 7's are cleaner than your home washroom.....
No. Obviously not.
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I think in many instances public bathrooms are more sanitary than home bathrooms.
God I don’t want to see those homes.

Sharing the room with someone actively pushing #### out their ass, whether it’s poop or poopy air, is ####ing disgusting. Seriously we autonomous vehicles and renewable energy but we can’t have private bathrooms as normal? We really are just dumb animals.
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Old 03-06-2023, 02:58 PM   #6579
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God I don’t want to see those homes.

Sharing the room with someone actively pushing #### out their ass, whether it’s poop or poopy air, is ####ing disgusting. Seriously we autonomous vehicles and renewable energy but we can’t have private bathrooms as normal? We really are just dumb animals.
You know that most public bathrooms get cleaned thoroughly daily right?
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Old 03-06-2023, 03:05 PM   #6580
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You know that most public bathrooms get cleaned thoroughly daily right?
You know all public washrooms aren't created equal and don't experience the same level of use/abuse.

And frankly my original post wasn't about cleanliness it was about a phuckwit standing with his #### in his hand shoulder to shoulder with other dudes while people are waiting.

The specific example is the dude that was next to me scrolling. He was there and the guy next to him tagged out and I started pissing, then I tagged out and another person started and buddy is still scrolling.

Just ####ed up
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