GMG that my kid works for an employer that goes on and on about their living wage and supporting their employees, and then he gets hurt at work and he has to call us to take him to the hospital. It's just stitches and we'd want to be there anyway, but I remember getting hurt at that age and the boss drove me right away. Times change I guess.
Bananas? WTF, slava. That's messed up. You like gumming mush? I eat a few a week under duress, but enjoying a banana is weird AF. I think that's enough internet for me today.
Bananas are a myth buster as they fly in the face of the theory that the best-tasting foods are shaped like dicks.
When I was first dating my now ex-wife, we drove out to her families cabin near Winnipeg. Her aunt invited us over for dessert.
Upon entering and meeting everyone for the first time, I was asked if I wanted a slice of banana cream pie.
I don't like bananas, but not because of the taste, but rather the texture. It makes me gag. But, again this is the first time I'm meeting her family and I don't want to be rude. So I take the risk and say yes.
She then produces a slice of banana pie that is not banana cream pie, but rather a pie made with slices of bananas within. To my horror, these bananas were a black as the night itself. Stacked upon each other.
I asked for a tall glass of Lemonade and choked down each bite.
But that did it. I can't even stand to cut a banana now without gagging. I will never eat a banana in my life every again.
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If anyone looks at you while you're eating a banana, it is of utmost importance that you maintain unbroken eye contact with them while taking aggressively large bites.
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If anyone looks at you while you're eating a banana, it is of utmost importance that you maintain unbroken eye contact with them while taking aggressively large bites.
Can confirm. Its hilarious.
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When I was first dating my now ex-wife, we drove out to her families cabin near Winnipeg. Her aunt invited us over for dessert.
Upon entering and meeting everyone for the first time, I was asked if I wanted a slice of banana cream pie.
I don't like bananas, but not because of the taste, but rather the texture. It makes me gag. But, again this is the first time I'm meeting her family and I don't want to be rude. So I take the risk and say yes.
She then produces a slice of banana pie that is not banana cream pie, but rather a pie made with slices of bananas within. To my horror, these bananas were a black as the night itself. Stacked upon each other.
I asked for a tall glass of Lemonade and choked down each bite.
But that did it. I can't even stand to cut a banana now without gagging. I will never eat a banana in my life every again.
I like bananas but that sounds like something I would have difficulty eating.
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For the last 2 weeks I’ve been on vacation, eating at a buffet every day.
I never realized people are so picky with bacon. Have a line up of 15-20 people behind you? No problem, just keep moving the bacon around in the serving dish, hoping to find that perfect piece (whatever that it is). Take 2 minutes, hell, take 3. ##### everybody else. I still have no idea what people were actually looking for in there. I pick up the serving tongs and grab bacon and put it on my plate in about 10 seconds. I guess I’m an amateur.
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If it was any food other than bacon, I might agree about being too picky.
Really though, I don’t think there should be lines at a buffet. It should be anarchy. Why should you wait in a line-up if there’s only a few items you want?
If it was any food other than bacon, I might agree about being too picky.
Really though, I don’t think there should be lines at a buffet. It should be anarchy. Why should you wait in a line-up if there’s only a few items you want?
I would imagine jumping in front of people who were waiting would probably lead to arguments/fights.
The buffet was in several different sections. There wasn’t one continual line around the place.
If 4 people are clearly waiting for the bacon, what are you going to do, grab the tong out of the guys hand?
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