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Old 01-25-2023, 02:31 PM   #9781
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Except it probably isnt all going to work out okay in the end...
Storming the Kremlin just so Sliver can plug in his CPAP, what could go wrong?
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Old 01-25-2023, 02:32 PM   #9782
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I'm no John Candy, but Sliver might make a good Bill Murray
He strikes me more as a Harold Ramus
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Old 01-25-2023, 02:33 PM   #9783
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Storming the Kremlin just so Sliver can plug in his CPAP, what could go wrong?
And then he finds an outlet but realizes its the old-style European 2-prong plug and he doesnt have an adapter so storming the Kremlin was all for naught and he just goes home.
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Old 01-25-2023, 02:34 PM   #9784
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And then he finds an outlet but realizes its the old-style European 2-prong plug and he doesnt have an adapter so storming the Kremlin was all for naught and he just goes home.
"So why did you let the russians have the Kremlin back?"

No plugs for Sliver's CPAP and btimbit's weed pen
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Old 01-25-2023, 02:39 PM   #9785
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JFC, the CP battalion out there would be a real #### show, wouldn't it.

The bitching and moaning would be epic.

“My gun is too heavy”

“There’s no cell coverage out here”

“Where can I plug in my CPAP”

“Where’s the nearest pub?”

“Goddam Sutter still won’t play the young players”
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JFC, the CP battalion out there would be a real #### show, wouldn't it.
Probably no worse than the average Russian Battalion...just with more complaining.

"Hold on! Time out! I have to reload! TIME OUT!! Damn this thing is heavy..."

Its like you have no military training at all...
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Old 01-25-2023, 02:50 PM   #9787
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Probably no worse than the average Russian Battalion...just with more complaining.

"Hold on! Time out! I have to reload! TIME OUT!! Damn this thing is heavy..."
"WTF!!!?! These guys are shooting bullets at us!"
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Looks like his offer to leave the thread wasn't genuine at all...

Regardless, I hope all the illegal invaders get what is coming to them.
No, no. They have a duty to protect a small portion of this thread that is actually THEIR thread. Even though they came into the thread and started fighting everyone, it is our duty to make peace with them and allow them space in this thread. After all, they are just here protecting the innocent russian netizens who are desperately drowning in this thread from unfair treatment.
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"WTF!!!?! These guys are shooting bullets at us!"
It doesnt say anything about this in the Brochure! I am registering a complaint with my Travel agent!

"I hope you guys are happy! I'm leaving a scathing Expedia Review!! Scathing I tell you!!"
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Think 'Police Academy' but in the Army and with less competence, more dangerous weaponry and significantly greater Hijinx.
I get to be be Mahoney! Called it.

Truthfully at our age, we'd be nowhere near the front. We'd be peeling potatoes in the mess tent, I'll race ya.
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I get to be be Mahoney! Called it.

Truthfully at our age, we'd be nowhere near the front. We'd be peeling potatoes in the mess tent, I'll race ya.
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I was brash...I over-seasoned
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I know some people are going to be annoyed at the last few pages, but I gotta say, CP is definitely at it's best when we're all just joking around, bull####ting among friends and having fun. Too many threads are just people at each others throats.

Plus the fact that it started to just meme on a troll makes it even better
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Old 01-25-2023, 04:00 PM   #9794
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Hey, don't meme on trolls. Trolls have feelings too.
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Haha I did add "conspiratorial" there. Not like the US putting their people in place in other governments ha snever been done!
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Summary of Western MBTs so far. US is confirmed for 31 AFAIK
https://twitter.com/user/status/1618282338915606529
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Leo's and the Chally sure are beautiful beasts
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Old 01-25-2023, 04:26 PM   #9800
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Leo's and the Chally sure are beautiful beasts
Beautiful seems like an odd descriptor for a tank, but the Leopard is a beautiful tank

Jerry builds a nice tank
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