04-17-2007, 12:50 PM
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#21
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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If you're a man, and a woman asks you how she looks, you're in big trouble. Obviously, you can't say she looks bad. But you also can't say that she looks great, because she'll think you're lying, because she has spent countless hours, with the help of the multibillion-dollar beauty industry, obsessing about the differences between herself and Cindy Crawford. Also, she suspects that you're not qualified to judge anybody's appearance. This is because you have shaving cream in your hair.
~Dave Barry
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04-17-2007, 12:51 PM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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Solicitors. Telephone or otherwise. Leave me the hell alone.
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04-17-2007, 12:55 PM
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#23
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: SW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 604flames
People who don't hold the door open for you in public places (mall, Starbucks, etc).. I always yell Thanks to them as they walk away..
Honourable mention to people who talk on their cellphones while paying for things at the store.
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I loathe people who yell Thanks when I don't hold the door for them. Do I look like a f#**ing doorman to you? If you're not right there I'm not holding it for you.
I also loathe the people who when you hold the door open for them go for the other door I'm not holding. I'm just trying to be nice, a&%hole!
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04-17-2007, 12:56 PM
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#24
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Fill in the blank.
For big Frank? Its simple really. Socks. I HATE socks. If it were socially acceptable, I would never where the sweat-inducing abomination that is the modern day sock. My wife makes fun of me, because as soon as I am home, they get flung off of my feet and I am barefoot from then on. As soon as it is warm enough, my sandals come out and don't go away until it snows.
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I gotta agree with you here. I absolutely hate socks. And full shoes, for that matter. Living in a mild climate allows me to wear flip flops or birks almost constantly, but even when I'm in Calgary I'll occasionally wear sandals in the snow. I can't help it!
I also hate arrogance.
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04-17-2007, 01:00 PM
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#25
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
People on the train who stand in front of the doors.
-If you're not getting off, move or risk getting punched in the back of the head.
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I'll add to this.
People on the train who get up to get off three minutes before their stop and try to push past you.
- Where do you expect me to move to?
People who stand in the doorway when the train is clearly full, expecting to get on.
- Is it really so draining on your schedule to wait five minutes for the next train that you have to hold everyone else up?
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04-17-2007, 01:10 PM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
People who stand in the doorway when the train is clearly full, expecting to get on.
- Is it really so draining on your schedule to wait five minutes for the next train that you have to hold everyone else up?
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Oh yes. And people who hold the doors open so their buddy can spend 10 minutes printing out 5 tickets for them and all their friends.
People who wrap themselves around the pole on a full train so no one else can hold on...
-When I fall over into you, don't give me a dirty look because you wouldn't let me hold on... and you'd better not use it as an excuse to cop a feel either or I'll knock your inconsiderate ass out.
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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04-17-2007, 01:15 PM
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#27
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CALGARY
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I absolutely hate when some jerk cuts me off, only to slow down to 15km under the speed limit.
I also absolutely hate people who cut in front of me close to a red light when I am pulling my trailer. I start braking that far back because I need the time and space. Don't be surprised to see my 2500HD up your ass when you do cut me off.
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04-17-2007, 01:17 PM
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#28
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Thundersticks...ugh.
It's not often I get to use the exact same response in two different threads within minutes of each other.
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04-17-2007, 01:18 PM
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#29
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Retired
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pacific Ocean
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Orange County
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04-17-2007, 01:19 PM
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#30
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
get on.
- Is it really so draining on your schedule to wait five minutes for the next train that you have to hold everyone else up?
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It is draining on my schedule to stand there like a schlub waiting for the next train and then the next one, especially when I can see some guy standing in the middle of the aisle with enough room to read the Herald. Move in people!
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04-17-2007, 01:20 PM
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#31
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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I loathe people that go through a door and stop immediately on the other side of the doorway to decide where they are going...
Similarly, when people stop one step after getting off the escalator.. to decide where to go..
PREPARE TO TAKE A RIDE ON THE JBR TRAIN.. I don't stop.
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04-17-2007, 01:22 PM
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#32
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kev
Thundersticks...ugh.
It's not often I get to use the exact same response in two different threads within minutes of each other. 
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Yeah, I hate those blated things. The most annoying part of any sporting event, almost as bas as Canuck fans at the dome.
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04-17-2007, 01:24 PM
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#33
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
It is draining on my schedule to stand there like a schlub waiting for the next train and then the next one, especially when I can see some guy standing in the middle of the aisle with enough room to read the Herald. Move in people!
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Well that's the other side of it. I was talking about when the train is absolutely packed and there is no room to move in and some idiot stands with his foot in the doorway and a determined look on his face.
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04-17-2007, 01:31 PM
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#34
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Well that's the other side of it. I was talking about when the train is absolutely packed and there is no room to move in and some idiot stands with his foot in the doorway and a determined look on his face.
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Stampede week when the train was beyond full, this asshat women tried to cram her way on. After pushing by all the people who accepted that they were not going to get on this train, she puts one foot in the train but, because the train was so packed she was unable to get both feet in, let alone her hockey bag sized purse. So instead of accepting to wait she just stood there as if the train was going to move with her not even half in it. It took 2 announcements over the trains intercom before she clued in that it was her holding up the train.
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04-17-2007, 01:31 PM
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#35
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Celebrity gossip TV shows and magazines. It baffles me how people care so much about every little detail of other peoples lives. Who gives a hoot what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bought their kid for breakfast? It's infuriating.
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04-17-2007, 01:38 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Spuds_Buckley
Celebrity gossip TV shows and magazines. It baffles me how people care so much about every little detail of other peoples lives. Who gives a hoot what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bought their kid for breakfast? It's infuriating.
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Women.
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04-17-2007, 01:43 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Slow moving people. Sidewalks are like roads... the fast lane is on the left. Don't stop in the middle, or walk slow on the left. Get out of the way! I have better places to be than stuck behind your slow-moving ass!
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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04-17-2007, 01:54 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
People on the train who stand in front of the doors.
-If you're not getting off, move or risk getting punched in the back of the head.
People on the train who don't take off their back packs and bash into everyone with them.
-Why are you bringing your hiking back pack to work you putz?
People on the train who talk way too loud on their phone.
-Everyone on the train doesn't care about your boring day. And I am sure the person on the other end of the phone doesn't either.
People on the train who listen to their iPod way too loud.
-Spare the world some sympathy and don't punish us by blasting your crappy emo music.
People on the train who lack basic hygiene.
-A shower and deodorant go a long way and that curry, garlic, onion and salami sandwich at lunch was a bad idea. Also don't bring the winter coat to work with you next time in the middle of summer. The heat radiating off of you is melting the paint on the train.
People on the train who talk to me.
-No, you can't have any change.
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Quoted for truth.
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04-17-2007, 01:57 PM
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#39
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
Slow moving people. Sidewalks are like roads... the fast lane is on the left. Don't stop in the middle, or walk slow on the left. Get out of the way! I have better places to be than stuck behind your slow-moving ass!
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Ding ding ding!
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04-17-2007, 01:57 PM
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#40
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Panhandlers. Get a job and leave me alone.
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