Gross, funny, distrubing thing I saw at Uni

[Winsor_Pilates]

Today I saw one of the strangest things I ever seen. I'm not even sure how I feel about it or how to describe it. Part of me wanted to laugh, part of me wanted to puke and part of me wanted to pull out my camera phone and catch a video clip.

I had just finished an exam in the ICT builing at the UofC and went to the Library info commons to check a bus schedule on the computers. SO, I found an open computer and started to check what I needed to check. I'm sitting there for about a minute when I hear the repeated, rapid tapping of a mouse button behind me... so I turn around to see who's going so crazy and why.

I look over my shoulder and about 10 feet away from me there's this old lady, likely around 70 years old at a computer and clicking away repeatedly. At first glance I thought maybe she was having computer problems and reacting the way many old people do...by going nuts on it.

But then noticed she was watching some sort of anime.
Now, it's nothing new to see people watching animes at the Uni, but I found it a little odd that an old, senior (non asian) lady would be into them.

I looked a little closer to see what she was watching and it seemed like the girl in the anime was naked. Now I was really surprised so I kept looking.

Upon further inspection lets just say this anime would make Jenna Jameson feel dirty, and not only that, but it was interactive. The mouse curser was a hand icon and the clicking... well you can fill in the rest

Then the game/porn/anime (whatever it should be called) switched to the next level, which was a zoomed in shot of her chest, and the mouse curser turned into a mans....

I was completely shocked to see software like this in the first place, then it being used in public view at the Uni, and then on top of that it was a 70 year old lady. WDF?

I looked around to see if anyoe else had seen this and at the time it appeared no one had. Then another girl came and sat at the PC next to the old lady, and she noticed immediately. She looked over at me and we exchanced the WTF? look
There is also a workroom right behind where the lady was sitting that has glass windows, and now 2 guys in there noticed and start Laughing their a**es off.

After that I got up and reported this to the Info commons help desk, but I didn't stick around to see them kick her out, call security or do whatever they were gonna do.
Now, I figure this lady has some serious mental issues, so I felt pretty bad for her and grossed out by her at the same time. She didn't even react when it should have been really obvious 4 people were watching her.

Then again, maybe she was just trying to get rid of some exam stress

anyway, just thought I'd share an odd little story with you guys. And please... no PMs asking me what the software was called or where to get it.

[J pold]

"Do you need a hand?"

That's all you had to say

[BlackArcher101]

Originally Posted by J pold

"Do you need a hand?"

That's all you had to say

I LOL'd.

[Azure]

Originally Posted by J pold

"Do you need a hand?"

That's all you had to say

Sicko!

[Flames_Gimp]

OMGWTFBBQ lmao and you didnt whip out your camera phone??

[604flames]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

OMGWTFBBQ lmao and you didnt whip out your camera phone??

This thread is useless without pics..

[Jayems]

haha... i'd laugh, take pictures, and i'm curious enough that i'd ask her whats up... whatca doing? New to computers...

good tiems, good story.. lol

[ericschand]

Having worked at a university, and being in charge of admin'ing a number
of computer labs (equip, servers, software, etc), this is nothing new.

They came young and old. Pre-teens all the way up to retirees.
Uh...shining their rod in the corner. Can't say we had any elderly
females though.

Security caught them all the time. Then someone had to go and
collect the keyboard and mouse and "clean" them.
Thankfully it wasn't my chore to do, let the lab assistants or
temp student do that.

Some were busted multiple times.

ers

[Frank the Tank]

That is frickin' HILARIOUS!! Hahaaaaaaa!!

Hey, old people need to get freaky still!

[MrMastodonFarm]

That is really one of the funnier stories I have ever heard, thank you.

[Madman]

Soooo, did you get the site's address by chance?

For security reasons of course...so I can block it.

[Prototype]

Good... now I have permission to maintain my freak in old age... Thanks WP!

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Did you happen to catch where she had her free hand?

[Ozy_Flame]

No one says wrinkles diminish your sex drive, so props to the old codger for being so open about it!!

[Dion]

Hilarious!

[Rerun]

** sigh ** If I've told Grandma once, I've told her a thousand times...

Sorry guys.

[sadora]

So the old lady was looking/playing with porn...big deal. Granted she should of been doing this at home or somewhere else private but what's the big deal. Old people have sexual imagination too. It sounds as if there's been a bit of a role reversal there, where the young person, this case you, would be having some fun with internet porn while the old person sits in the corner and scowls.

[SportsJunky]

Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me but...

[Pokerface]

You want wierd and disgusting listen up... *** I warn you this is not for the faint***
I go to ACAD (Alberta College of Art and Design) there are some questionable induviduals here... (just to be clear off the bat here I'm majoring in Advertising, nothing wierd)

My story begin's in my first year, second week, I was in my "computer class" (thinking it would be working with video and sound editing I was somewhat mislead) my instructor was into "preformance art" and was basically a whack job.

Upon entering my class that faithful morning I was told our class was going to view a piece of performance art by acouple of fourth year students. Being a art school virgin I thought what the heck I'll be open minded for once. We entered the little room were the event would take place, there were two stools across from eachother and the floor was covered in garbage bags. Two girls entered with big bowls of strawberry ice cream and wearing short shorts and white tank tops (no bras) I'm thinking "so far so good". They began eating the ice cream, and eating, and eating... after like 10 min I was thinking... ok... they probably aren't feeling to good... and WTF is going on here. Then it happend... they started vomiting back into their bowls!! and then CONTINUED TO EAT FROM THE BOWL AFTER JUST VOMITING INTO THE BOWL!!!! Whats more I heard one of the girls in this act recieved a scholarship for drinking her own piss!?!?!?!?!? yea #####ED!!!!!!!!!
Also the sad thing is every other week there is something going on here that I just shake my head at, I can't wait to graduate and be away from these people...

-FF12

[RedHot25]

So piss and porn, eh?