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Old 12-26-2022, 07:18 AM   #4881
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Ooooooooooooookay. Juuuuuuust a sec. Because I know you and have read years of your drivel we need a bazillion more details before final judgement may be rendered. You don’t just get to fly in drop a C nomer and peel out.

So she was rude. She didn’t talk to people.

What are the (obviously) years and years of torment / neglect / hatred / unfunny Christmas’ / peter12 with their kid / ####ty Xmas gifts / abusive husbands / abusive dads / abusive moms / misdiagnosed psychotherapy/ peter12 with their kid / dog run over as a kid / rape / torture / painful conversations at work / disrespectful bosses / disrespectful employees/ peter12 as a discussion topic / other child that’s on drugs / alcohol/ husband that’s a drunk / got in a car accident and too much oxy/ my sons an ####### / turned religious / ever heard of Scientology? / dateline / #### you peter12 / kids failed her generally speaking/ why can’t you get a job? I thought I raised you better? / why do you like yellow? / you’re dating Peter12?

Please elaborate. In detail. For the record, I’m willing to bet you are the #### and your MIL is a normal ####ing person. You were probably worried about which velvet jacket to wear while the turkey had 3 foot flames off it.
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Old 12-26-2022, 07:20 AM   #4882
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Old 12-26-2022, 07:40 AM   #4883
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Haha sorry pete had a few last night and was joking mainly. Thought it was funny. It was said with fondness haha

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Old 12-26-2022, 09:17 AM   #4884
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Old 12-26-2022, 09:20 AM   #4885
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Haha sorry pete had a few last night and was joking mainly. Thought it was funny. It was said with fondness haha
It was a little dark man.

I mean it had its funny spots.

But remind me not to drink with you.
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It was a little dark man.

I mean it had its funny spots.

But remind me not to drink with you.
Ya not sure what happened there. I blacked out and just started typing haha
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Old 12-26-2022, 09:55 AM   #4888
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Last time I had an ECG I'm laying there with all the sensors on, and the nurse is doing her stuff, and then all of a sudden I hear "Uh-oh."

I sat up and looked at her, and she says "Not for you, but we have to redo that."
My, now former, family doctor called me in for a same day appt to discuss the results of my routine annual bloodwork. She started things by saying (word for word) “just when we thought everything was ok with you, I have some bad news…. Pause… You are quite low on vitamin D.
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When did the toy companies get in cahoots with the tie wrap people? Sorry, but this is madness!?
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Old 12-26-2022, 10:44 AM   #4890
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When did the toy companies get in cahoots with the tie wrap people? Sorry, but this is madness!?

Years ago. When my kids were young enough to get toys for Christmas I think we spent more time trying to get all those ties off than doing anything else Christmas morning.


Almost as bad as CDs with the hard-to-remove security seal. If people are trying to get free music I'm pretty sure it's not by going into a record store and taking CDs out of the cases these days, but a lot still have them.
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Old 12-26-2022, 10:46 AM   #4891
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Ya not sure what happened there. I blacked out and just started typing haha
I like to call it a typical Crunch family Christmas dinner but without the typing.

Kinda miss those now that family get togethers don't happen.
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Boxing day sales, like black friday sales, are a real waste of time now. Barely even a normal sale really.
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Is it that buying a BMW turns you into an arsehole or is it that only arseholes buy BMW's?
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Old 12-26-2022, 12:22 PM   #4894
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Boxing day sales, like black friday sales, are a real waste of time now. Barely even a normal sale really.
I was just thinking that I really haven't seen or heard much in terms of advertising for Boxing Day this year. Even RedFlagDeals has very little posted or being discussed. I think Boxing Day is dead and has largely been replaced by Black Friday.
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Old 12-26-2022, 12:23 PM   #4895
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Ooooooooooooookay. Juuuuuuust a sec. Because I know you and have read years of your drivel we need a bazillion more details before final judgement may be rendered. You don’t just get to fly in drop a C nomer and peel out.

So she was rude. She didn’t talk to people.

What are the (obviously) years and years of torment / neglect / hatred / unfunny Christmas’ / peter12 with their kid / ####ty Xmas gifts / abusive husbands / abusive dads / abusive moms / misdiagnosed psychotherapy/ peter12 with their kid / dog run over as a kid / rape / torture / painful conversations at work / disrespectful bosses / disrespectful employees/ peter12 as a discussion topic / other child that’s on drugs / alcohol/ husband that’s a drunk / got in a car accident and too much oxy/ my sons an ####### / turned religious / ever heard of Scientology? / dateline / #### you peter12 / kids failed her generally speaking/ why can’t you get a job? I thought I raised you better? / why do you like yellow? / you’re dating Peter12?

Please elaborate. In detail. For the record, I’m willing to bet you are the #### and your MIL is a normal ####ing person. You were probably worried about which velvet jacket to wear while the turkey had 3 foot flames off it.
Haha go #### your self, twerp.
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Is it that buying a BMW turns you into an arsehole or is it that only arseholes buy BMW's?
5 times worse if it's an Audi. It's the Dodge Ram of cars, in terms of driver mentality.
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Happy holidays to peter12 and his family! Lmao
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Haha go #### your self, twerp.
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that was a great post though, even you have to admit
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that was a great post though, even you have to admit
I didn’t really understand it tbh
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