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Old 12-14-2022, 06:20 PM   #4481
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You had a beer with his penis?
No, I don't drink.

But he owns the catchers mitt they made out of my foreskin.
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LOL.....

I haven't had a haircut since they shut down hair salons at the beginning of Covid. I think I'm going on just over 2 years now?? So yeah, it's either a ponytail or I look like Gene Simmons. I have that thick frizzy Jew long hair.

I let the beard go to epic proportions too.

No joke, I was just at Jewish funeral last week. 2 old ladies at the Synagogue asked me if I was the Rabbi while we were standing outside chatting with the family. My parents thought it was pretty funny.
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Old 12-14-2022, 06:24 PM   #4483
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I like to imagine him as a slightly less attractive Danny Devito rocking Nike ACG.
I’m a 6’1 giant rectangle man. Basically the platonic ideal of a bear. I drink too much beer and lift too many weights.

Honestly, it makes sizing for anything pretty difficult.
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Old 12-14-2022, 06:30 PM   #4484
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I’m a 6’1 giant rectangle man. Basically the platonic ideal of a bear. I drink too much beer and lift too many weights.

Honestly, it makes sizing for anything pretty difficult.
I am exactly the same. 6'1 240ish, 48 chest 36 waist. Burly would be the best description.

I used to be able to go to The Bay and get a decent respectable suit. Now, every single thing in that store is designed for a 5'7" man with a 28 inch waist. It's frustrating as hell to find clothes that fit. Everything seems to be boys sizes now.... but we keep getting told society is getting fatter.

I don't get it.
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Old 12-14-2022, 06:34 PM   #4485
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I am exactly the same. 6'1 240ish, 48 chest 36 waist. Burly would be the best description.

I used to be able to go to The Bay and get a decent respectable suit. Now, every single thing in that store is designed for a 5'7" man with a 28 inch waist. It's frustrating as hell to find clothes that fit. Everything seems to be boys sizes now.... but we keep getting told society is getting fatter.

I don't get it.
Those are my measurements exactly. Burly is my preferred description as well.

I actually wear suits quite a bit for work and I just have to get them made to measure. It’s too hard to find stuff in a 48 now!
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I’m a 6’1 giant rectangle man. Basically the platonic ideal of a bear. I drink too much beer and lift too many weights.

Honestly, it makes sizing for anything pretty difficult.
So a well dressed SpongeBob.
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I’m somewhat torn on the clothing issue. I do think it matters and people make judgements based on appearance and things like that. No one thinks they’re that easily influenced, but we definitely are. On the other hand, I like dressing casual and I’m definitely not wearing a suit.
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Old 12-14-2022, 07:05 PM   #4489
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Tie the hair back

TIE THE HAIR BACK!!!!!
Easy there Steven Seagal.
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Old 12-14-2022, 10:31 PM   #4490
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The years have not been kind to Seagal...but maybe he just needs a more flattering coat?



Also, apparently he's the fat face of a Russian arms firm, too

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Old 12-14-2022, 11:15 PM   #4491
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Even at 6'2", 200lbs, it seems difficult shopping for clothes these days. It feels like you're subjected to the "big and tall" and "odd sizes" of clothing options at a lot of stores. I mean, for sure you can find things that fit, but you feel shut out of a decent percentage of styles and options in store.

I don't know what the average height and weight is, but I don't feel that out of line with the average guy while out in society.
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Old 12-14-2022, 11:26 PM   #4492
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When Covid hit we went to scrubs. I don’t actually need scrubs anymore but I am never going back. Scrubs make it so you are as comfy as wearing Pajama’s but look professional and like you know your stuff. No ironing, no trying to get pen marks out of shirts. It’s honestly the best.
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When Covid hit we went to scrubs. I don’t actually need scrubs anymore but I am never going back. Scrubs make it so you are as comfy as wearing Pajama’s but look professional and like you know your stuff. No ironing, no trying to get pen marks out of shirts. It’s honestly the best.
No, I don’t want no scrubs

Well a scrub checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
'Cause I'm looking like class, and he's looking like trash
Can't get wit' a deadbeat ass
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The years have not been kind to Seagal...but maybe he just needs a more flattering coat?
The rumor is that he is a movie star because someone bet that he could make anybody into a star.
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The rumor is that he is a movie star because someone bet that he could make anybody into a star.

,,,you mean Seagal's whole career has been a real-life, testosterone-and-Brylcreem variation of My Fair Lady?!
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Old 12-15-2022, 11:02 AM   #4496
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Dealership website that don't put a price on their vehicles.

I don't want to have to contact you for pricing.

I want to be able to see it on your website ya ####s
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They just don't get my business.

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They just don't get my business.

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Yeah me either, but it's just dumb in my opinion.

I want to buy a vehicle, they price matters.

Stop making #### difficult
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So a well dressed SpongeBob.
Spoiler for size.

Spoiler!
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Old 12-15-2022, 11:31 AM   #4500
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No, I don't drink.

But he owns the catchers mitt they made out of my foreskin.



Post of the year and it ain't even close. Holy crap, I am stealing this for the rest of my life. Top shelf.
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