11-22-2022, 02:49 PM
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#3781
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Uncle Chester
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People poop at work?
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11-22-2022, 03:02 PM
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#3782
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Franchise Player
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No talking at the urinal is a good public bathroom rule.
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11-22-2022, 03:03 PM
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#3783
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broke the first rule
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SportsJunky
People poop at work?
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11-22-2022, 03:03 PM
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#3784
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Originally Posted by SportsJunky
People poop at work?
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A diet consisting primarily of coffee and preservative laden snack foods does not lend one the luxury of choosing when and where one poops. When that train is coming you clear the tracks or you get run over, so to speak.
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11-22-2022, 03:30 PM
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#3785
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CroFlames
No talking at the urinal is a good public bathroom rule.
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I prefer, “Hey brother, nice to finally meet a guy who really knows how to let a piss out.”
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11-22-2022, 03:31 PM
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#3786
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SportsJunky
People poop at work?
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I poop everywhere to mark my territory.
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11-22-2022, 03:37 PM
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#3787
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
I poop everywhere to mark my territory.
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Like a hippo...?
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11-22-2022, 04:41 PM
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#3788
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteTiger
Like a hippo...?
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Sure why not.
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11-22-2022, 04:45 PM
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#3789
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Hippo trivia facts...now this thread is really delivering!
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11-22-2022, 04:49 PM
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#3790
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Hippo trivia facts...now this thread is really delivering!
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Hippos whirl their tails around while defecating in an effort to expel leeches that have crawled into their anus.
Source. (Don’t worry, no pics/videos of said practice)
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11-22-2022, 05:02 PM
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#3792
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Hippos whirl their tails around while defecating in an effort to expel leeches that have crawled into their anus.
Source. (Don’t worry, no pics/videos of said practice) |
I've witnessed this propellor action at the zoo.
On a related note, be very careful when choosing where to stand / sit when near the hippo pool and keep an eye out for then they emerge from the water... Otherwise, your gears will be ground.
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11-22-2022, 05:08 PM
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#3793
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Well I know what I'm doing tomorrow.
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11-22-2022, 05:26 PM
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#3794
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: St. George's, Grenada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SportsJunky
People poop at work?
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"I gotta go take a ####" still remains my preferred way to get out of a conversation with some dumbass co-worker
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11-22-2022, 06:33 PM
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#3795
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
Well I know what I'm doing tomorrow.
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Pooping?
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11-22-2022, 08:39 PM
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#3796
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brendone
Pooping?
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In the hippo enclosure at the zoo.
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11-22-2022, 09:12 PM
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#3797
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
In the hippo enclosure at the zoo.
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I think that would grind their gears more than yours.
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11-22-2022, 09:57 PM
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#3798
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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The lunatic who intentionally stepped in front of me while I was on a run today to try and block my path. Lady, you’re a psycho and I’m kinda wishing I’d have gone full Dennis Wideman on your dumb ass instead of (mostly) jumping out of the way. GMMFG.
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11-22-2022, 10:42 PM
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#3799
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
Wait a second, doesn’t your example about what’s wrong with the other two prove why one should take that middle stall if it’s available? You’re not mad he took the middle you’re mad he got there first.
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Actually I typically avoid any middle cubicle or urinal and go for one of the end ones after carefully ensuring adequate buttwipe is in place, no towers of TP upon thine seatee, no gross seat indications of excess speed or sticky dried p*ss, and of course a working lock so the door doesn’t swing open (hopefully not outwards) mid-push. Relaxed focussed no-distraction defecation rules… naaaah.
Ha! Here’s a funny link and examples/entertainment:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/browncd08/1...hat-2lrd84j6qd
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11-22-2022, 10:44 PM
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#3800
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
The lunatic who intentionally stepped in front of me while I was on a run today to try and block my path. Lady, you’re a psycho and I’m kinda wishing I’d have gone full Dennis Wideman on your dumb ass instead of (mostly) jumping out of the way. GMMFG.
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Downtown plus 15’s can be like that in places.
Had that happen to me a few years while bike commuting. The man running towards me intentionally stepped across the Center line, dropped his shoulder and braced for impact. Some people are just…. Aaargh. GMMFG!!
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