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Old 11-03-2022, 10:13 AM   #2341
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Tells me all I need to know about this persons intelligence when they can't differentiate the difference between "loosing" and "losing".
You'd think an Oiler fan would know a thing or two about losing.
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I don't get the reference - what is that costume supposed to be?

And how does anyone come to the conclusion that being in a plastic bag is a good idea?
When your city is both dirty and smelly.
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this seems appropriate

https://dailyhive.com/edmonton/7-ele...rants-edmonton
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What? But why?

Most rational humans want to get the hell out of a 7-11 as fast as humanly possible.

Oh. Right. Edmonton.
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Who needs a local dive bar when you have a Sev.
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Who needs a local dive bar when you have a Sev.
At that point you should just be drinking at home, alone.

Sev is likely next to a liquor store.
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7-11 saw the concession prices at Rogers Place and jumped on the business opportunity.
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At that point you should just be drinking at home, alone.

Sev is likely next to a liquor store.
I think in practice it's basically a liquor store with a few tables that you can consume it there lmao
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I think in practice it's basically a liquor store with a few tables that you can consume it there lmao
But why tho?

At least if you're at home you can...I dont know, watch whatever you want? What are you going to do sitting at a table at a Sev?

It sounds like sad people who dont want to go home to an uncomfortable situation so sitting around drinking in a 7-11 is unfathomably, somehow a preferable alternative.

Does not compute.
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But why tho?

At least if you're at home you can...I dont know, watch whatever you want? What are you going to do sitting at a table at a Sev?

It sounds like sad people who dont want to go home to an uncomfortable situation so sitting around drinking in a 7-11 is unfathomably, somehow a preferable alternative.

Does not compute.
Oh yeah I don't get it either. But like I wonder if they need to have it to be abel to sell it, but they can off sales or something. Who knows.

It's very edmonton though. maybe the dress code at Sev is less than a generic bar called bottoms up or something. you don't even need to wear your good shoes with your sweatpants
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i'm just surprised michaels and debrusk didn't sound more mopey on the go ahead goal . they have a shred of professionalism in them after all, unbelievable
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Nice to know i'm not the only one that gets shamed after blowing it in 7 seconds
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