Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Go Back   Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community > Main Forums > Fire on Ice: The Calgary Flames Forum
Reload this Page [GDT] Vegas (3-0-0) @ Calgary (2-0-0), 7:00 MT, SNW/SN960
Register Forum Rules FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
Page 7 of 8 « First 4 5 6 7 8
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 10-18-2022, 06:41 PM   #121
Textcritic
Acerbic Cyberbully
 
Textcritic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
Hangin with Thurman Thomas in Buffalo...you got this!
No, no, no. Cleary, I do not. This is your fault, my friend.

Sent from my SM-G986W using Tapatalk
__________________
Dealing with Everything from Dead Sea Scrolls to Red C Trolls

Quote:
Originally Posted by woob
"...harem warfare? like all your wives dressup and go paintballing?"
"The Lying Pen of Scribes" Ancient Manuscript Forgeries Project
Textcritic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 06:48 PM   #122
Textcritic
Acerbic Cyberbully
 
Textcritic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by steveo View Post
Flames baby!
Unreal test today
Can't wait until puck drop
Knock em out! GO FLAMES GO!

oops I mean ####
This is the worst haiku I have ever seen.

Sent from my SM-G986W using Tapatalk
__________________
Dealing with Everything from Dead Sea Scrolls to Red C Trolls

Quote:
Originally Posted by woob
"...harem warfare? like all your wives dressup and go paintballing?"
"The Lying Pen of Scribes" Ancient Manuscript Forgeries Project
Textcritic is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Textcritic For This Useful Post:
Old 10-18-2022, 06:49 PM   #123
Cecil Terwilliger
That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
 
Cecil Terwilliger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
Exp:
Default
Some Happy Gilmore vibes in this thread. Y’all need to go to your happy places.

Cecil Terwilliger is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Cecil Terwilliger For This Useful Post:
Old 10-18-2022, 06:54 PM   #124
steveo
Powerplay Quarterback
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Textcritic View Post
This is the worst haiku I have ever seen.

Sent from my SM-G986W using Tapatalk

not a haiku, boss
steveo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 06:56 PM   #125
dammage79
Franchise Player
 
dammage79's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default
All I know is, it's game day and I have 2 hours of content to watch! Scorch the good sirs Flams
__________________
"Everybody's so desperate to look smart that nobody is having fun anymore" -Jackie Redmond
dammage79 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 06:56 PM   #126
Owen15
Scoring Winger
 
Join Date: May 2012
Exp:
Default
4-0

Hanifin
Hubrideau
Coleman
Kadri

The knights…
Owen15 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to Owen15 For This Useful Post:
Old 10-18-2022, 07:03 PM   #127
Owen15
Scoring Winger
 
Join Date: May 2012
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by steveo View Post
not a haiku, boss
A poet who doesn’t know it
Owen15 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:09 PM   #128
Reggie Dunlop
All I can get
 
Reggie Dunlop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Exp:
Default
Edmonton is No Good.

Vancouver is No Good.

Las Vegas is ####ing ####!
Reggie Dunlop is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:11 PM   #129
soreshins
First Line Centre
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Exp:
Default
Here’s a haiku

Dazzled by Kadri
Kulak falls on his fat ass
Easy five hole score
soreshins is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to soreshins For This Useful Post:
Old 10-18-2022, 07:13 PM   #130
Fourteen FTW
Powerplay Quarterback
 
Fourteen FTW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Exp:
Default
I am not in love with Lewis on the 3rd line. I think if we had someone with a notch or two more scoring we’d be pretty solid.
Fourteen FTW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:14 PM   #131
transplant99
Fearmongerer
 
transplant99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Textcritic View Post
This is the worst haiku I have ever seen.

Sent from my SM-G986W using Tapatalk
Its a highkoo.
transplant99 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:14 PM   #132
PaperBagger'14
Franchise Player
 
PaperBagger'14's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by transplant99 View Post
Its a highkoo.
I'm high too
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by puckhog View Post
Everyone who disagrees with you is stupid
PaperBagger'14 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:16 PM   #133
transplant99
Fearmongerer
 
transplant99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
Exp:
Default
Heard on the radio today that although the JET line has not scored at ES yet, they also havent been scored upon.

Thats the Sutter way and the offense will obviously come.
transplant99 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:16 PM   #134
btimbit
Franchise Player
 
btimbit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14 View Post
I'm high too
Me ####in three
btimbit is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to btimbit For This Useful Post:
Old 10-18-2022, 07:18 PM   #135
GioforPM
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
Exp:
Default
If anyone has Lot 2 passes and they try to tell you it’s full, ignore them. It ain’t.
GioforPM is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:27 PM   #136
CF84
Powerplay Quarterback
 
CF84's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: The real "Cowtown"
Exp:
Default
I don't want to ruin all of the ####s, but am I remembering correctly, that once upon a time strawberry was the censor for CP?
CF84 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:31 PM   #137
FlatLandFlamesFan
Scoring Winger
 
FlatLandFlamesFan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: On the Bandwagon
Exp:
Default
Well #### this , #### you, #### that and #### Reel Big Fish
NSFW!
FlatLandFlamesFan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:43 PM   #138
Your Calgary Flames!
Scoring Winger
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Exp:
Default
Stop with all the cursing. Be better.
Your Calgary Flames! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:45 PM   #139
Textcritic
Acerbic Cyberbully
 
Textcritic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by GioforPM View Post
If anyone has Lot 2 passes and they try to tell you it’s full, say, "What in the #### are you god damned ####ing idiots going on about? You are so full of ####, it is coming out of your ####ing ####, you blithering ass wipe. Now, get the #### out of my way, and #### the god damned Vegas Golden ####s."


Sent from my SM-G986W using Tapatalk
__________________
Dealing with Everything from Dead Sea Scrolls to Red C Trolls

Quote:
Originally Posted by woob
"...harem warfare? like all your wives dressup and go paintballing?"
"The Lying Pen of Scribes" Ancient Manuscript Forgeries Project
Textcritic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2022, 07:47 PM   #140
VilleN
First Line Centre
 
VilleN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2016
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Your Calgary Flames! View Post
Stop with all the cursing. Be better.

Cursing is ####ing better! This is a great ####ing tradition for every Knights PGT
__________________
Quote:
Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
VilleN is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 7 of 8 « First 4 5 6 7 8

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:40 AM.
Calgary Flames
2024-25



Contact Us - Calgarypuck Forums - Unofficial Calgary Flames Community - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021 | See Our Privacy Policy