Edmonton is No Good X: Up and Down Like a Toilet Seat

[JackIsBack]

Katz is only getting half that, the players get the other half. So really, the only way to increase revenue and therefore the cap, is to either find new streams of revenue (which I think is difficult) or raise the prices on the others.


"The CBA creates a fixed relationship between the league's revenues and the amount that is available to be paid out to players. Basically, "hockey related revenues" is the money that is generated from revenue streams that are directly or indirectly related to the playing of NHL games, including ticket sales, concession sales, broadcasting agreements, etc. In addition, if player's names and likenesses are used (video games, etc), they will participate in those revenue streams as well."


The list of revenues that were included in the 2005 CBA's version of "Hockey Related Revenues":

1) NHL Regular Season & Playoff Gate Receipts
2) Pre-Season Games
3) Special Games (International Exhibition Games, etc)
4) NHL National, International and National Digital Broadcasts
5) NHL Networks
6) Local Cable Television Broadcasts
7) Local Pay-Per-View, Satellite and Other Broadcasts
8) Local Over-the-Air Television Broadcasts
9) Local Radio Broadcasts
10) Club Internet
11) Publications
12) In-Arena Novelty Sales
13) Non-Arena Novelty Sales
14) Concessions
15) Luxury Boxes/Suites
16) Club/Premium Seats
17) Fixed Signage/Arena Sponsorships
18) Temporary Signage/Club Sponsorships
19) Dasherboards
20) Parking
21) Other Revenues (sale of game-worn jerseys, skills competitions, open practices, etc)

[Radio]

The Kraken pre-season game was that last game I was at and I paid $44.36 for 2 regular popcorns, 1 large popcorn and 3 bottles of pop. That's $14.79 per person on average...so not much better. But better than being No Good.

[Reggie Dunlop]

I bet the Oilers could make a tidy profit selling Pepto Bismol.

[Jay Random]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

I bet the Oilers could make a tidy profit selling Pepto Bismol.

They could dye it orange and call it Pepto Bobby Nick. A real steal at $20 a dose!

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

I bet the Oilers could make a tidy profit selling Pepto Bismol.

Peplowe Abysmal

[FanIn80]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

I bet the Oilers could make a tidy profit selling Pepto Bismol.

Or a "Jersey to Ice Delivery Service" so fans don't have to leave their seat, and even people in the nosebleeds can have their jersey delivered straight onto the ice service.

"Here's $50. I'd like this thrown exactly between the blue line and faceoff circle on this side of the ice. Also, I need at least one arm outstretched and both the name and number on the back fully visible to everyone. Wait, here's another $50... toss my son's too so it lands just a little to the right of mine, but with the crest facing up so everyone can see both of them clearly."

[NegativeSpace]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

Or a "Jersey to Ice Delivery Service" so fans don't have to leave their seat, and even people in the nosebleeds can have their jersey delivered straight onto the ice service.

"Here's $50. I'd like this thrown exactly between the blue line and faceoff circle on this side of the ice. Also, I need at least one arm outstretched and both the name and number on the back fully visible to everyone. Wait, here's another $50... toss my son's too so it lands just a little to the right of mine, but with the crest facing up so everyone can see both of them clearly."

Instead of the zamboni dumping snow after the game, it just stops at the centre ice line and dumps a whole truck load of jerseys.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Peplowe Abysmal

eng Xi?

[Reggie Dunlop]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

Or a "Jersey to Ice Delivery Service" so fans don't have to leave their seat, and even people in the nosebleeds can have their jersey delivered straight onto the ice service.

"Here's $50. I'd like this thrown exactly between the blue line and faceoff circle on this side of the ice. Also, I need at least one arm outstretched and both the name and number on the back fully visible to everyone. Wait, here's another $50... toss my son's too so it lands just a little to the right of mine, but with the crest facing up so everyone can see both of them clearly."

"Each subscriber will be given access to a special jersey firing gun, similar to the one used to launch t-shirts."

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

"Each subscriber will be given access to a special jersey firing gun, similar to the one used to launch t-shirts."

smelliest jersey wins a prize

[Sofa GM]

Originally Posted by dino7c

Its always funny to me when Oiler fans brag about how rich he is considering the arena deal and prices

He needs to raise money to fund all these young girls’ projects somehow………

[CalgaryFan1988]

Are the Oilers in a similar position to the Flames were years ago, where if they sustain an injury they can't afford to call anyone up (assuming the injured player doesn't go on LTIR)?

[Reggie Dunlop]

Originally Posted by CalgaryFan1988

Are the Oilers in a similar position to the Flames were years ago, where if they sustain an injury they can't afford to call anyone up (assuming the injured player doesn't go on LTIR)?

Yes, but in addition the Oilers are no good.

[Tkachukwagon]

https://twitter.com/user/status/1580372064363769861

Doesn’t matter when you have the wonder twins

[looooob]

Originally Posted by CalgaryFan1988

Are the Oilers in a similar position to the Flames were years ago, where if they sustain an injury they can't afford to call anyone up (assuming the injured player doesn't go on LTIR)?

I think the way the rule works now (ok I' don't really know) is you have to play one game shorthanded but then you get to invoke emergency recalls and you can call up some guy that makes less than 'x' amount of money. suspect several teams will be riding this phenomenon all year if its true..
(I'm not claiming this is a new rule or anything, just the rule as I understand it but quite happy to be proven wrong)

[Macho0978]

Originally Posted by Tkachukwagon

https://twitter.com/user/status/1580372064363769861

Doesn’t matter when you have the wonder twins

Both forwards too. Does this mean 10 forwards dressed?

[Reggie Dunlop]

Woody and Gully are going to have to suit up.

[You Need a Thneed]

Originally Posted by Macho0978

Both forwards too. Does this mean 10 forwards dressed?

They have 11/6.

Their roster is 13/6.

[butterfly]

Took 4 minutes for McDavid to start complaining to the referees. The over/under was 2.5 minutes, so if you had the over, your check is in the mail.

[Tkachukwagon]

https://twitter.com/user/status/1580389758110339072