Edmonton is No Good X: Up and Down Like a Toilet Seat

[topfiverecords]

"To be fair" should be in the swear filter for this thread.

[CroFlames]

Jeez people lol.

I meant it to highlight how bad the orange and monochromatic ones were by comparing them to the blue ones.

[getbak]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I don't see anything different about these - is it the extra orange on the bottom of the arms?

They haven't worn their normal blue jerseys on a regular basis for the last 5 seasons (they wore them for a few games in 2018-19 for their 40th anniversary). I guess that technically means it's the first time they've worn the blue jerseys in the Adidas cut, which makes them new.

They're also returning to the royal blue on their white jerseys this season after being in the navy for the last 5 seasons (but obviously, you can't see it in that photo).

[Reggie Dunlop]

E=NG is not a unit of incremental measurement.

[FlamesAddiction]

There is just nothing you can do with that colour scheme to make it look good. Add to that, the outdated font on the logo, everything about the Oilers uniforms is just bad.

They should just do an entire reboot, but they won't because they can't get their minds out of the 1980s.

[GioforPM]

The key feature of any Oiler jersey design is aerodynamics. How far can you throw it?

[FanIn80]

I was looking at the schedule, and found it odd that E=NG had normal games to start the preseason, so looked further and it turns out they don't have any "split squad" games. I guess someone figured out how hard it would be for them to make two teams out of three NHL players.

[dino7c]

Oilers won ONE game last night

that's cute

[Lanny'sDaMan]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

E=NG is not a unit of incremental measurement.

Agreed. It is an Absolute Constant. Immutable.

[Steve Bozek]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

Jeez people lol.

I meant it to highlight how bad the orange and monochromatic ones were by comparing them to the blue ones.

I didn’t interpret the response as an attack on you - just a re-affirmation of how vigilant we have to be to make certain that nothing posted here could place anything related to Edmonton in a positive light.

[dustygoon]

EDIT: nevermind

[Inferno]

Why am I not shocked that one of "security" for The Miz has a mullet?

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by Inferno

Why am I not shocked that one of "security" for The Miz has a mullet?

What the hell is this?

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[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by dino7c

Oilers won ONE game last night



that's cute

I was thinking last night about what the Oilers pre-season record must look like stretched over the past ten years. I have little doubt that it is spectacular.

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[Heavy Jack]

Looks like that hole up north is hosting the WWE lol

[Inferno]

Originally Posted by Textcritic

What the hell is this?

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WWE RAW is in Edmonton tonight. The Miz has "security" to protect him from Dexter Lumis. Most of the time "security" is local wrestlers who know how to take bumps properly.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Inferno

WWE RAW is in Edmonton tonight. The Miz has "security" to protect him from Dexter Lumis. Most of the time "security" is local wrestlers who know how to take bumps properly.

I thought maybe it was the jersey toss catchers crew getting their pregame pep talk.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Inferno

WWE RAW is in Edmonton tonight. The Miz has "security" to protect him from Dexter Lumis. Most of the time "security" is local wrestlers who know how to take bumps properly.

They'll fit right in in Edmonton with fantasy story lines, guys taking blatant dives, hiding from a deserved beat down, blind refs, and fans throwing stuff at the playing surface.

[FanIn80]

I wonder what jacked-up, standing-on-a-milk-crate Theo Fleury is yelling at them?

[joejoe3]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

I wonder what jacked-up, standing-on-a-milk-crate Theo Fleury is yelling at them?

His Theo Theories