Edmonton is No Good X: Up and Down Like a Toilet Seat

[Redrum]

Blood sweatpants and tiers does seem flow a bit better, but yeah that quote. Dammit, there is just too much no goodness to choose from.

[browna]

So is it confirmed or not that Smith is going to be on LTIR to start the year?

[djsFlames]

Originally Posted by VilleN

… roller coaster I thought was the typical cliche.

All cliches must convert to bathroom talk when discussing the Oilers.

Apparently that's just where everybody goes first in their head when finding analogies for that team.

[Cappy]

Originally Posted by midniteowl

I can't see this tweet

Sorry fixed although can’t seem to get it to preview

[topfiverecords]

Do their sinks have seats up in Edmonton?

[megatron]

I liked the one Inglewood Jack came up with in the middle of the last thread when Drysaddle went pissy.

Edmonton is No Good X: Why So Pissy?!?

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by megatron

I liked the one Inglewood Jack came up with in the middle of the last thread when Drysaddle went pissy.

Edmonton is No Good X: Why So Pissy?!?

Listen, I get the complaints and people bringing up their preferences, but as a professional nameologist, I can tell you that the current thread title is far and away the best one, and ever other one mentioned ranks anywhere from off topic and pointless to exceedingly juvenile to the point that it actually makes us look bad. This includes, “Why So Pissy,” which makes no sense at all.

Now, some of you may say “nameologist” is not a “real” profession. But I just have to say this: tell it to the Department of Nameology at Harvard, at which I got my doctorate and at which I now teach the next generation of young people who are determined to ensure everything, from new discoveries and innovations to new films and songs, have the most correct name. I do this for the love of nameology, as I am rich beyond your wildest dreams thanks to my decade of work as the premier nameologist in corporate America (changing Facebook to Meta? Yeah, you’re welcome). With the freedom to do what I desire, I shape the next generation. It pleases me to no end to challenge the thinking of my students and push them to explore issues of nameology deeper, and there is nothing more rewarding than when I see a student get hired by Crayola and say “No, that is not just brown, it is… Leather Glove.” Nameology, you see, is both art and science. So judge me if you will, but “Up and Down Like a Toilet Seat” is the one true name.

[JonDuke]

I'm immature and LOL'd at "To Katz a Predator" but am ok with this thread title too.
But for future, seems like actually putting it to a vote via a poll would make a bunch of sense.

[Coach]

I’ve always thought it should just be “Like A Toilet Seat”.

[topfiverecords]

We’ve given the thread title more consideration than the Oilers did for Nurse’s contract.

[Jiri Hrdina]

Originally Posted by JonDuke

I'm immature and LOL'd at "To Katz a Predator" but am ok with this thread title too.
But for future, seems like actually putting it to a vote via a poll would make a bunch of sense.

I'm surprised how much debate the name of the thread is getting, but I personally I'm glad nothing to do with the accusation toward Katz is being used. I don't find any part of that funny and I think it would make this site look terrible if those accusations were being used in such a manner.

[btimbit]

The current thread title is perfect because those bozos gave it to us on a silver platter. There are some good suggestions in here, but this one being a direct quote is just perfect. It was destined to be a E=NG title the second it was said out loud

[dustygoon]

The best titles are the ones Deadmonton writes themselves.

[undercoverbrother]

This is all being overthought.

Edmonton is No Good XI: The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked.

[Zarley]

Originally Posted by Jiri Hrdina

I'm surprised how much debate the name of the thread is getting, but I personally I'm glad nothing to do with the accusation toward Katz is being used. I don't find any part of that funny and I think it would make this site look terrible if those accusations were being used in such a manner.

You are so principled and virtuous. We are lucky to have someone like you on this website!

[sureLoss]

https://twitter.com/user/status/1554524614511931392

[mile]

End of an era

[Reggie Dunlop]

Lowe and Behold

[Red Slinger]

Originally Posted by mile

End of an era error

Minor correction.

[Reggie Dunlop]

"Paul Coffey, step right up."