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Old 07-21-2022, 06:04 PM   #41
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Johnny becomes a dad and a stereotypical American family man. Becomes the president of the United States and leaves Columbus half way through this season.

Tkachuk and 5th traded to Jersey for Mercer, bratt, holtz, nemec, 1st and Hughes. (Hirchier being their captain couldn't quite be had)

Jersey fails miserably since they gave away all their best prospects and depth so the 1st gets the Flames Bedard.

Flames lose in the cup finals to Tampa after the refs called back a game winning goal only to hand Tampa a powerplay in game 7 OT.

Flames learn from their loss and become perennial cup winners for the next 10 years creating the ultimate dynasty.

Celebrate by making a "Thanks for leaving so we could be winners" video to Tkachuk every year

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Old 07-21-2022, 06:07 PM   #42
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The Flames lose Valimaki on waivers at the start of the season and he plays all 82 games for another NHL team, but doesn't score a goal all year.
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Old 07-21-2022, 07:02 PM   #43
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Old 07-21-2022, 11:52 PM   #44
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Tre wins GM of the year
he probably will if the Flames are a divisional playoff team
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Old 07-22-2022, 12:12 AM   #45
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Darryl Sutter takes over as General Manager of the Flames.
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Old 07-22-2022, 12:19 AM   #46
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Guy Gaudreau stays a Flames fan. Comes to Calgary in JG's return and boos his son.

Mangiapane fights Tkachuk in his return (with the Blues) and wins decisively. Draws blood and they stand and chirp each other from the boxes.

Scorch is resurrected and takes the mascot world by storm and makes appearances on Last Week Tonight and the Simpsons.

Markstrom wins the Vezina and the Flames are the stingiest team in hockey. Darryl extends for 2 years.

Flames land Dylan Larkin in 2023 free agency.

Iginla enters the organization again in summer 2023.
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Old 07-22-2022, 01:28 AM   #47
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Flames struggle to find consistency, losing 15 of the first 20 games, 5 regulation losses (all games lost by 1 goal), 5 in the shootout, 5 in 3 on 3 overtime.

Flames get a shot in the arm midseason with the return of a fully healthy Sean Monahan, a 10 game winning streak, riding a hot Markstrom, propels them back into the playoff mix.

The Flames end the season with back to back shootout losses, which leaves them in a tie with Vancouver for the 8th seed.

Vancouver advances to the playoffs because they have 1 more regulation win, which gives them the tiebreaker and an opening round matchup with Colorado.

Lindholm, Backlund, Kylington, Andersson and Markstrom win IIHF world championship gold, beating the USA with Gaudreau and Tkachuk.

The Tkachuk trade nets them a 2023 1st round pick, which lands at 15th and keep their own pick at 16th.
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Old 07-22-2022, 06:46 AM   #48
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Flames won lottery and take Bedard
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Old 07-22-2022, 06:58 AM   #49
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Tkachuk is traded for an underwhelming return: a first from a team who makes the final 4, a prospect who can't stick in the league, a young player who shows promise but just fizzles after coming to Calgary, and an established player who asks to be traded next off-season. Flames trade this year's first to try and make the playoffs but don't and their pick that's top 3 protected gets the #4 pick.
This would be typical or expected. Certainly not outrageous
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Old 07-22-2022, 10:56 AM   #50
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Flames trade Tkachuk and Valimaki for Bratt, Holtz and New Jerseys 2023 1st

Jersey struggles with injuries and poor goaltending all year and their pick ends up winning the 1st overall

Flames still make the playoffs without Gaudreau and Tkachuk, Holtz wins the ROY and Bratt is rhe Flames leading scorer and then get Bedard in next year's draft

We're due for some good luck

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Old 07-22-2022, 11:03 AM   #51
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Monahan becomes a 30 goal scorer again
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Old 07-22-2022, 11:08 AM   #52
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Sutter becomes GM
Flames make playoffs on the last day of the season - makes WCF loses
Event Centre gets started
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Old 07-22-2022, 11:11 AM   #53
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pls no
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Flames trade Tkachuk & Markstrom to Colorado for Makar & Lehkonen

Monahan comes out the gate flying, leading league in scoring at trade deadline, we trade him for 2 1sts in 2023 draft

Zary steps in to Monahan's vacated spot on the top line & has instant chemistry with Mangiapane & Lindholm as his wingers

Flames sneak into last wildcard spot after a surge in the standings after the trade deadline

Flames carried to cup finals on back of Makar & Vladar's outstanding play; Makar wins Conn Smythe, Flames beat Toronto in cup final (lol)

Oilers finish dead last in standings, team GAA of 5.8 out does their GFA of 4.4

One of the picks in the Monahan trade ends up winning the draft lottery for the Flames

Flames don't pick Bedard for unknown reason

Bedard quits hockey after being drafted by Oilers #2, only reason given is E=NG
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Flames trade Tkachuk & Markstrom to Colorado for Makar & Lehkonen

Monahan comes out the gate flying, leading league in scoring at trade deadline, we trade him for 2 1sts in 2023 draft

Zary steps in to Monahan's vacated spot on the top line & has instant chemistry with Mangiapane & Lindholm as his wingers

Flames sneak into last wildcard spot after a surge in the standings after the trade deadline

Flames carried to cup finals on back of Makar & Vladar's outstanding play; Makar wins Conn Smythe, Flames beat Toronto in cup final (lol)

Oilers finish dead last in standings, team GAA of 5.8 out does their GFA of 4.4

One of the picks in the Monahan trade ends up winning the draft lottery for the Flames

Flames don't pick Bedard for unknown reason

Bedard quits hockey after being drafted by Oilers #2, only reason given is E=NG
Toronto makes the final? At least the rest of your predictions were reasonable.
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Old 07-22-2022, 11:28 AM   #56
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Toronto makes the final? At least the rest of your predictions were reasonable.
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Old 07-22-2022, 11:49 AM   #57
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pls no
lol we wanted outrageous right
might as well bring Brent back into the NHL coaching game
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Old 07-22-2022, 11:52 AM   #58
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Zadorov wins the Hart and Norris trophies and causes Ovechkin to take down his profile picture with Putin.
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Finish first in the Pacific, sweep first round against the Golden Knights beat Oilers in 5 beat Avs in 6, and Win the cup against Rangers in 5

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Old 07-22-2022, 07:33 PM   #60
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Some of you are really great at following simple directions like “outrageous” and “positive-ish.”
Poe969 is being positive for him, he wants to see everything that can go wrong go wrong.
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