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Old 07-05-2022, 04:12 PM   #301
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Ha ha awesome. Well since this has morphed into a what we find gross thread.

You know how during those times when wiping after taking a dump and your finger accidentally made contact cuz you either didn't position the tp correctly or the tp was just too thin and it went through? You know the finger that made contact is gonna stink, but you always still for some reason sniff it to make sure. Admit it, you do it too.
The smell doesn't go away easily either. You really have to scrub that finger.

Last thing you want is someone giving you a peck on the hand greeting shortly afterwards.
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Old 07-05-2022, 04:13 PM   #302
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"Is this real life?? Is this just fantasy??"
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Old 07-05-2022, 04:17 PM   #303
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"Is this real life?? Is this just fantasy??"
Rapidly becoming a nightmare.
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Old 07-05-2022, 04:19 PM   #304
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I'm still processing you guys giving yourselves dirty sanchezes after you take a crunch.
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this is probably one of the best threads on CP right now, I can't stop coming back to see where it will get derailed too next.

Kicking hamsters? eating dogs? puking humans and dogs eating puke? stinky vaginas but people love them anyway...sounds similar to dogs. Gross but we still love them.

Thanks Sliver for starting this.
Do you love dogs? Yeah? Do you love vaginas? Yeah?

Well have I got a treat for you....
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Old 07-05-2022, 05:08 PM   #306
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Mountain towns? Have you guys not heard of two towns named Frank and Pompeii?
I have heard of those places. I also heard of Banff, Golden, and Revelstoke but that’s about it for a span of over 500km of road.

Not enough.
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Old 07-05-2022, 05:29 PM   #307
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DownInFlames...care to share your thoughts on anuses? I mean, this thread is already a train wreck, so what the hell.
Maybe on your birthday.
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Well with this thing heading sideways, I'll just mention DVDA and exit.
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Old 07-05-2022, 07:46 PM   #310
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Old 07-05-2022, 08:04 PM   #312
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This thread - 5 stars, thumbs up, would read again

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Sliver needs a custom title. Dog Anus Glands
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Do you love dogs? Yeah? Do you love vaginas? Yeah?

Well have I got a treat for you....
wow...lol.
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Old 01-29-2023, 04:35 PM   #319
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Came across this:

Gross

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ckog2...d=NDk5N2NlZjQ=
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one of the best threads in CP lore
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