05-19-2022, 11:51 PM
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#301
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: SW Ontario
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Love how he's also (again) priming his army of neckbeards to defend his honour regarding some nebulous stuff that's apparently coming down the pipe over the next few months.
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https://www.rollingstone.com/culture...ement-1356164/
As you predicted.
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05-20-2022, 12:44 AM
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#302
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Cape Breton Island
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ok well. ok. hang on.
putting aside how creepy that is. and IM NOT SAYING ITS OK.
but if Elon Musk wanted me to give him a handjob and a massage for a house? ####ing sign me up.
anyways. carry on.
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05-20-2022, 01:06 AM
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#303
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Commie Referee
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Small town, B.C.
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I can't take the guy seriously if this is his angle. Although it probably has more to do with money or tax breaks or something.
https://twitter.com/user/status/1526997132858822658
Last edited by KootenayFlamesFan; 05-20-2022 at 01:50 AM.
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05-20-2022, 01:32 AM
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#304
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: east van
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Someone needs to tell Musk that you havent been able to use a horse to buy a blowjob in at least 500 years
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05-20-2022, 06:40 AM
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#305
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“If I were inclined to engage in sexual harassment, this is unlikely to be the first time in my entire 30-year career that it comes to light,” he wrote, calling the story a “politically motivated hit piece.”
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That's a pretty weak defense, Elon.
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05-20-2022, 07:45 AM
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#306
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by White Out 403
ok well. ok. hang on.
putting aside how creepy that is. and IM NOT SAYING ITS OK.
but if Elon Musk wanted me to give him a handjob and a massage for a house? ####ing sign me up.
anyways. carry on.
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It was a horse, not a house.
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05-20-2022, 08:04 AM
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#307
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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05-20-2022, 08:16 AM
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#309
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by afc wimbledon
Someone needs to tell Musk that you havent been able to use a horse to buy a blowjob in at least 500 years
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500 years ago a horse was a working man's possession and bj's were illegal. Nowadays, horses are playthings for the rich and you can get a beej for twenty bucks if you're not particular.
My personal minimum for blowing Elon would be $15,000. Below that and it's not enough of a step forward in life to give me sufficient motivation, above that and it starts to feel foolish to throw that kind of money away. How hard can it be? I got one, I know how it works, I'm probably pretty good at it. If I can get through a 10 minute cold shower surely I can get through this.
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05-20-2022, 08:16 AM
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#310
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: SW Ontario
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I'm sure it will work on some people.. but what exactly are we supposed to believe here? That he stated he was going to vote Republican and then hours later - the evil Democrats have started unleashing stories about him?
Not exactly the best defense I've heard.
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05-20-2022, 09:30 AM
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#311
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Not Taylor
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Calgary SW
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Originally Posted by Matata
500 years ago a horse was a working man's possession and bj's were illegal. Nowadays, horses are playthings for the rich and you can get a beej for twenty bucks if you're not particular.
My personal minimum for blowing Elon would be $15,000. Below that and it's not enough of a step forward in life to give me sufficient motivation, above that and it starts to feel foolish to throw that kind of money away. How hard can it be? I got one, I know how it works, I'm probably pretty good at it. If I can get through a 10 minute cold shower surely I can get through this.
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Just the one?
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05-20-2022, 10:22 AM
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#312
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AltaGuy has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000.
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I give it about three months before Elon has all of his toys taken away by evil board members who are all clearly SJW Democrats that only pretend to be concerned by a mentally deranged toddler running Tesla et al.
Trump and Elon have a lot in common. Maybe Musk will have a go at becoming Secretary General of the UN after being unceremoniously dumped from his companies.
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05-20-2022, 10:50 AM
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#314
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
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"But Elon always makes his companies profitable."
Yeah, fraud does tend to make things profitable.
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05-20-2022, 11:11 AM
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#315
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Originally Posted by Swift
Just the one?
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Best $20 he’s ever spent.
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05-21-2022, 11:36 AM
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#317
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Maybe he will get Kenny’s war room guys
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05-21-2022, 11:39 AM
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#318
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
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So is that in response to his accuser coming forward? I read that to imply he has more ghosts in his closet that he wants to get ahead of then?
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05-21-2022, 02:55 PM
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#319
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
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Whatever bubble gum and super-glue that was keeping what shreds of that man's sanity dubiously stuck together are well and truly at their load capacity.
Something is going to snap and its going to snap huge.
I'm thinking about him launching himself into Space in no particular direction or to become the Emperor of Venus which he shall re-christen 'Muskow.'
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05-21-2022, 03:46 PM
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#320
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by White Out 403
ok well. ok. hang on.
putting aside how creepy that is. and IM NOT SAYING ITS OK.
but if Elon Musk wanted me to give him a handjob and a massage for a house? ####ing sign me up.
anyways. carry on.
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Imagine cleaning yourself up after that then getting the keys to your brand new horse.
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