They were talking about how tired the players were after the game....please!
Players never had to hit the red lot before the game. Consume 4-5 beer during the game. Scream at the top of there lungs for 4 hours. Walk the red mile at midnight and then be up at 6am for work.
Pfffft
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Oh #### did you guys know Calgary and Edmonton were both in Alberta and would play if Calgary wins? Didn’t know that. Surprised more people aren’t talking about that /s
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There you go NHL, you have battle of bull####. I hope you're ####ing happy.
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for the love of God can ESPN stop circlejerking about tHe BaTtLe Of AlBeRtA
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yeah seen that coming.
They need the battle of Alberta.
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NHL wants a Battle of Alberta
The Nikita Zadorov Smear Campaign
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I don’t root for injuries. But get ####ed Zadorov
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Oh no! Not the goon!
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#### you Zadorov. Dirty POS
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Bahahahahahahahaha! Couldn’t have happened to a better ####### in Red!
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"After reviewing the call in question, Zadorov is a dumb #### who should learn to skate."
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Zadorov can't solve captchas.
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Zadorov puts ketchup on poutine.
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Zadorov listens to Nickelback on repeat.
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Zadorov voices his support for Amber Heard.
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Zadorov pulls his pants all the way down to his ankles to pee at a urinal.
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Zadorov talks during movies at the movie theater.
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Zadorov likes his steaks well done
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Zadorov doesn't ever mute himself on Zoom.
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Zadorov listens to ####ty music in public without headphones.
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Zadorov is trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
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Zadorov leaves the bag of his dog's #### at the trailhead and promises he will totally pick it up on the way out.
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The air horn guy is Zadorov's annoying brother.
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2 shots 11 minutes into the period. Also Zadorov is magically healed from his oh so very serious injury 5 minutes ago
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‘He’s not getting up.’ Gotta sell it all the way at that point, Razor.
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Just saying it but Calgary is classless, and Can't wait to see them lose. If it isn't from the stars it will be soon. Love to see their tears
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My fiance is watching for the first time this series. Her take of the flames after 1 period is that "they're a bunch of a bitches. Such pussies" she doesn't know how based she is.
Shot Clock Woes
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Bones better pull some ####ing feel good sports movie bull#### out of his ass this intermission.
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Barry Melrose remains awful.
"You want to play Calgary, you've got to pay a price!" OK, Barry.
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####ING DO SOMETHING LIKE YOU WANT IT GOD ####ING DAMN IT
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4 shots in one period #### me
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Shot attempts are 4-22…
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We got them right were we want them? Calgary has gone 100 MPH since puck drop. Got to be getting tired now right??
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Something like 41 shots on goal through TWO periods for Calgary. Stars needs to get some bodies on those players in red or they will score just based on probability.
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"Guys, can you go play on that side for a little while"? - Otter probably
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“HES NOT HUMAN!!!” RIGHT CAUSE HES AN OTTER
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Flames can literally do what they want at this point lmao
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Shots are 38-11 holy
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42-12 in shots hahaha
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If the Flames could be in position for a rebound, this would be 10-2.
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team isnt even skating hard
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Jesus what ending to the period.
That Tyler Foli, Boy
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Bull#### bull####
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Seen that coming.
Maybe this will get them out of the turtle.
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Extremely preventable goal
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So many chances to get the puck out. Just horrible play from Seguin and Faksa getting the puck out.
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Calgary looks like they are on a perpetual power play. No way Stars can continue to withstand this. At this rate Oettinger could have an amazing statistical night and still give up 4-5 goals.
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Benn and Suter both had ample time to clear the zone but no.
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Yeah Benn bringing that back in his zone was stupid.
Suter makes Corey Perry look fast.
Turtle with Bonesy
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Why the #### are we taking one shot and then immediately skating away to get on defense?
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"great period guys, let's lock it down and take this in the shootout" - Bowness probably
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LETS FIRE BOWNESS RIGHT NOW AND PROMOTE PAVS FOR PLAYER COACH
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Richard "offense will take care of itself" Bowness. Well it didn't Dick.
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STOP ####ING TURTLING OH MY GOD
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Alright Bones turtling isnt going to work with 53 minutes of hockey left. Lets pour it on like the Mavs tonight
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Bones better be fired tomorrow.
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THE END OF BONES HOCKEY FOREVER HOPEFULLY
Blaming the Local Zebra
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"That was a normal hockey play" ‐ Sutter, probably
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Such bull#### officiating what the actual ####?
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it's annoying how easily refs blow their whistle for a downed Calgary player, while they swallow whistles on downed stars players. As an old coach used to say "YOU STOPPED PLAY AND HE'S STILL MOVING????"
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Flames are some cheap shot taking bitches. Pisses me off because I know if we started some #### back we’d get called on.
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Bitches headhunting cause thier #### boy got away with murder
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That last second punch by the flames is an example of the type of team they are. Cheap.
Chucky Roofs it, tie game!
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f*** that
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God damnit the rat scores.
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Everyone knew this dumb #### was going to happened. #### you NHL
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It's a miracle we're tied. 3rd period is a fresh start. I still believe we have a chance but they've got to flip a switch during this intermission.
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Another game 7 where the team doesn't show up. The leadership is sour on this team, I told you guys down the stretch.
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Calgary is playing desperate playoff hockey. Dallas is playing a regular season game.
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Don't have a great feeling about this one with some of the Flames players waking up offensively. This style is gonna really benefit them
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Flames will win this game if this play continues by the Stars. Not having Roope really sucks
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Well I don’t know about you guys but I spent the last 30 seconds of that period screaming at the Stars. I want to hit them with their own sticks for that ####.
The Best Game You Can Name
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Game Seven OT BABY!!!
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Game prediction Stars win 3-2 4:55 into the fourth overtime at around 2:30 AM local time. A Klingberg point shot deflects in off of Seguins butt.
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Calling it now, Benn wraparound to book our ticket to Edmonton. Throws the monkey off his back, averages 2 goals a game throughout the rest of the playoffs
YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE OVERTIME. I WAS BORN IN IT. MOULDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE A REGULATION WIN UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN
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"We can't do it." Said Jamie, upsetting Seguin. Everyone murmered in agreement, all except one. It appeared like a monsoon to a man lost in a desert. The Corgi had arrived.
"No, you can, you will," it's thoroughly deep voice said, "you will do it because I say it."
With that, everyone in the locker room, even Coach 'Dinosaur without the Jr' Bowness, erupted into an applauses so loud it destroyed the Flames' eardrums. Dallas would win after 2 seconds in Overtime.
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I've been chasing the high of game 7 vs Colorado, JFK goal, for two years. I need my fix. Give it to me....
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So who's got the stamina? Think that matters way more than who carried the play during regulation.
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THE STARS DID SOME COCAINE DURING INTERMISSION AND IT SHOWS!
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The Dallas Stars are physically taking years off my life...
“THE PUCK IS IN!! THE HOME TEAM WINS!!”
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God. ####ing. Damn it
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Suck a Duck
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f*** the corgi
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wow. Otter did not deserve that. I feel so ####ing bad for him right now. He played his heart out.
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Good job Stars.
Useless sacks of ####, minus Otter
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Just horrible at the end. Bye klingberg and Seguin
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Damn. What a performance by Oettinger. Stars had their chances and couldn't end it
Crazy that that shot goes in out of everything
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Cool. Now I can go about enjoying my summer and not think of hockey until the draft.
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There it is. This team was just standing around Like a bunch of bo tards. Oettinger, thanks for getting us this far. The team looked like #### all game.
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Klingberg didn’t try at all that game. Will be glad to see him go. Dog#### effort
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Was fun watching Oettinger. See you guys at the boy draft.
f*** John Klingberg
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I am getting a little bit sick of all these legendary goalie performances getting wasted in OT of Game 7 because the offense forgets where the net is.
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Hey boys. Great fight. We didnt have it this year. Bowness can walk off to the sunset. Hope Calgary enjoys their quick out next round.
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Here's to Oettinger and one of the best goaltending performances I've ever seen.
Here's to Bones' last game as the Stars Coach.
Here's to next year.
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"JOHNNY GAUDREAU! MAGIC! I WANT HIM TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND #### MY WIFE! Oh and also the unnamed goalie who stoned him is ok too"
#### these callers.
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Jesus. Pathetic performance from the team in front of Otter. Shoot Bowness into the ####ing sun.
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Calgary will kill Edmonton if Mike Smith is playing lol
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Leaving as a celebrity the flames fans are very nice in their win
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Flames fans in the arena are so generous with their compliments for Oettinger. Can't say I blame them.
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My observations:
- The teams still in round 2 have playmakers. All the teams do. And each have several of them. We need to bring up playmakers that can control / possess the puck and have high hockey IQ.
- We have (potentially) 3 of them in the minors now. Bring them up. Coach them. They all have better hockey IQ than Nichuskin. So don't worry about putting them in the oven too early. We just saw our goalie prove that that "theory" of "too early exposure" is just nonsense. If someone can make plays, bring them up. Give them minutes. Let them play. NOW.
- Gagliardi needs to say goodbye (elegantly) to Nill and Bowness. This system will not work.
- Next GM has his work cut out for him. The Bro Contracts are boat anchors. Their game now looks like they are 2-3 years past their prime. What do you do? Not much you can do. This is why you never pay players for prior production -- even at the risk of angering fans.
- Holy crap, Robo looked lost out there the entire series. I kept yelling "skate" at the TV to him. He just was not moving to open spaces. I hope it was something other than being mentally overwhelmed.
- Miro (and of course, Otter) tried put the whole damn thing on his back and win it for us. I love that guy.
- You guys are going to hate this but we have seen the best years of Klinger. Best to let him go and move on. It's only downhill for him. He was a ghost during the entire series except when he was being picked on in the early games. Learn from your Seguin / Benn mistakes. Never pay for prior production peaks.
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I've been saying we needed to offload the 3 B's for 2 years now. Bones, Benn, and Bishop.
I hate the way Bishop had to exit but Otter needed time in the league.
Bones rode the coat tails of Monty's system and it looked promising but I called this.
Benn is spent. No one will take his contract and he's earning double his value. At this point we'd be better off sending him off in a really lopsided trade just to free cap for some younger blood and future extensions.
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This is what I posted 2 weeks ago.
IMHO Stars have a chance if:
- Oettinger transform into Dryden ('71) or Roy ('86)
- Calgary loses key players to injuries at the beginning of the series
If not, this will be over in 5 games (maybe 6).
I only hope to watch fun games since the next Stars' games will only be in October.
Looks like (for once) I was somewhat right.
But, to be honest, I would never had predicted such Super Elite Performance by Oettinger. And not only in that 7th game. He was spectacular all through the series. And this in his second NHL season at such a young age.
In all my years of watching hockey, I don’t remember watching such a young goaltender performing like that. Not even, Brodeur, Roy, Dryden and even Price. They were comparing him at Carey Price on the Calgary feed. You have to be inhuman not to feel for him after that OT goal.
The good news here is that we now have a Franchise goaltender alongside a Franchise D.
The bad news is that this performance is masking major flaws on that team. So, if the front office only thinks about the fact that they “nearly” won that 7th game instead of going through the way this team lost (and barely made the PO), we are not out of the woods yet.
Igniting 31 Years of Hatred
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Dallas is gonna rope-a-dope the 1-0 lead for 59 minutes lol
Shots are gonna end up something like 45-20 for Calgary
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Dallas looks like ass despite the 1-0 lead. Hopefully they hold on lol
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Wonder what stimulants Johnny takes. Looks like he wants to peel his skin off all the time on the bench
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NHL game management coming early again. Flames down, automatic PP's proceed, lets make sure to take out Heiskanen, the stars best D.
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Not sure what the Flames have to do to get a penalty. Prob puck over glass is the only way.
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Lol … Hrudey is such a turd. Shows video of Backlund’s dirty hit ..
‘That’s how you draw it up, not high at all, no charge, just a good clean hit’.
Complete idiot. Just seeing Hrudey’s tears is a good enough reason to cheer for the Stars.
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What a ####show by Dallas.
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The stars are truly terrible. They are a complete tire fire.
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Ahhh, it was only a matter of time.
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Wish that puke would choke on his mouth guard.
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Shot attempts are 60-20. Holy f***
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Dallas are waiting for the 3rd period to cave these flames. lol. hey, anything can happen. I'll take a tie game at this point.
Weird how 4 players scored their first playoff goal of the season in game 7. I sense a dynamic. Lets count who has the most virgins left.
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Just a really poor offensive performance for a Game 7 from Dallas. Oettinger is the only reason they've stayed in this series. But...I wish somehow they could pull this off.
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What an embarrassment by the Stars. They're getting dominated worse than the Kings were last night which is saying a lot, at least the Kings put in an effort.
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Meanwhile at the Flames tailgate party, they're jumping up and down to "All I Do Is Win" during the second intermission of a tied game seven. God, it's going to be amazing when they lose this game in the third.
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Thank god we were leading at this point last night. I couldn't stomach a tie game late in Game Seven.
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All it takes is one shot. Come on Dallas.
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Welp. Either the Stars win this instantly or the Flames win it 3 periods from now.
Locked In
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lmao, cant make this #### up
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lol of course.
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Ah, well there it is.
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How f***ing disgusting.
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BoA here we go!
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It feels like a war was just declared.
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Holy ####. the amount of money Boston Pizza will make in Alberta is going to be FERAL.
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It's cool. I'm just going to stand outside with random fans downtown and watch the screens. It's free and just as nuts
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Credit where credit's due. Sutter's deployment of that 4th line has been nothing short of outstanding. The Stars don't have an answer.
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Damnit Dallas, you had one job.
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f*** sakes.
Dallas completely out of gas at the end there.
Tough loss.
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The Flames just don't impress me.
If the boys stay composed and play strong like they did in game 6 and 7, I'm not scared of Shelbyville.
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I am terrified.
Forest fire season is going to come early in Alberta.
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Let’s all meet up at Red Deer for a totally chill watch party together?
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Oh yay the BoA... Yeah like I NEED A ####ING HEART ATTACK
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it’s gonna be a bloodbath
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I’m gonna die of a heart attack
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I am not ready for what the next week and a half will bring. Probably the most anxiety inducing time ahead for all Flames/Oilers fans.
But god dammit am I ever excited for it.
BRING IT THE #### ON CALGARY
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I'm actually already super stressed. Like, I don't think I'll sleep well for the next 2 weeks, every day my mood will be exclusively determined by the Oilers winning or losing, and I will be either depressed or manic.
I'm so excited, but so, so anxious.
LET'S GO OILERS!!!!
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!
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Many more injured. Cars will be burned, Jerseys, ripped. When you combine oil and fire it usually doesn’t end very well
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Just think, same time zone and the least distance needed for travel, both teams are gonna have maximum rest between games to make each one crazy good I hope.
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this is going to be horrifying.
they're gonna have to lock the gdts LMAOO
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LET'S ####ING GO BOYS LET'S HAVE A CLEAN GAME AND PLAY IT STRAIGHT.
OH WHO THE #### AM I KIDDING LET'S ####ING KILL EACH OTHER AND LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. #### OFF AND EAT #### FLAMES!!
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Thats ####ing hockey right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bull####. Men puke, men poop on the ice, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. ####ing hard core dick in the ass butterball donut mill #### it chuck it game time ####. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. BATTLE OF ALBERTA IS ####ING BACK BABY.
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"Oh #### did you guys know Calgary and Edmonton were both in Alberta and would play if Calgary wins? Didn’t know that. Surprised more people aren’t talking about that "
But not quite as fun as pie-smacking the nay sayers.
Edit: ok, I'm actually kind of proud of being up there. Helps to offset my neggy count. Bring on more GT "hero" sections.
It only really works for comeback wins, so hopefully there’s not too many more of them. Really would like the Flames to win some games going away to minimize the stress a little bit.
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It only really works for comeback wins, so hopefully there’s not too many more of them. Really would like the Flames to win some games going away to minimize the stress a little bit.
I too, am hoping for less content.
This WoS was obligatory after this past weekend. That was pitiful.
But I will welcome having nothing to work with if it means we're taking it to the Oilers from the drop of the puck. Maybe it takes two wins to compile the next one because things are actually going well. That is my hope.
But trolls will troll and Debbie Downers will cry, even at the best of times! so we'll see.
This WoS was obligatory after this past weekend. That was pitiful.
But I will welcome having nothing to work with if it means we're taking it to the Oilers from the drop of the puck. Maybe it takes two wins to compile the next one because things are actually going well. That is my hope.
But trolls will troll and Debbie Downers will cry, even at the best of times! so we'll see.
I don’t post often but I always felt having a WOS post against the oilers will likely end up at HFOil.. do we really want that?
Thats ####ing hockey right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bull####. Men puke, men poop on the ice, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. ####ing hard core dick in the ass butterball donut mill #### it chuck it game time ####. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. BATTLE OF ALBERTA IS ####ING BACK BABY.
Diaries of an Oiler Fan.
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