03-29-2007, 03:41 PM
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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03-29-2007, 03:43 PM
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#22
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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What do you call a cow that has had an abortion?
Decaffinated.
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03-29-2007, 03:46 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
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Are single burgers lonely ???
Ya know....cause they're single ??????
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03-29-2007, 03:49 PM
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#24
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Franchise Player
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What do you call a broken boomerang?
A stick
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03-29-2007, 03:49 PM
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#25
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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What do you call a pirate that's also a pedophile?
RRRRRRRRR Kelly.
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03-29-2007, 03:49 PM
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#26
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mayor of McKenzie Towne
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Q-Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A-It was dead.
Q-Why did the fireman fall out of the tree?
A-He was stapled to the monkey.
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Q-How do you circumsize a whale?
a-Send four skin divers.
Don't even let me get started on my man with no arms and no legs jokes.
~bug
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03-29-2007, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by firebug
Don't even let me get started on my man with no arms and no legs jokes.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that hangs out in your backyard?
Patty O'Furniture
What do you call a girl with no arms or legs that is always in goal?
Annette
/Come to think of it... it doesn't matter if these people have no arms or legs or not...
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03-29-2007, 03:54 PM
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#28
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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A Pirate walks into a bar wearhing a stearing wheel on his belt buckle.
The bartender says, what's with the stearing wheel? Doesn't that bother you?
The Piarte replies "Yarrr, it's drivin' me nuts".
Why'd the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
 <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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03-29-2007, 03:54 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
DAM!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
Hi Bud.
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03-29-2007, 03:56 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nufy
Are single burgers lonely ???
Ya know....cause they're single ??????
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Well, you're single.
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Are you lonely?
(just playing along.  )
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03-29-2007, 04:12 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Did you guys try that new Nancy Kerrigan KFC special?
It comes with 2 small breasts and a battered thigh.
I still laugh at the gay dinosaur joke! hahaha
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03-29-2007, 04:19 PM
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#33
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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What do gay cows eat?
Heeeeeyyyyyyyyy!
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
<-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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03-29-2007, 04:22 PM
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#34
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan
Well, you're single.
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Are you lonely?
(just playing along. ) |
Yeah .........  
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03-29-2007, 04:22 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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Knock knock,
who's there....
Gorilla...
gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, I'm hungry
what do you get if you combine an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
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03-29-2007, 04:25 PM
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#36
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Well if they fly over the bay they would be bagels.
I was telling my coworker about this cheesy thread and she read that off her granola bar wrapper. hehe
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03-29-2007, 04:42 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Man wakes up in a hospital...
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: Of course you can't, we amputated your arms.
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03-29-2007, 04:43 PM
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#38
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First Line Centre
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Awesome thread.
Q: What's black, white, red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A: A nun with a javelin through her head.
How do you sell a duck to a deaf man?
HEY! WANNA BUY A DUCK?
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03-29-2007, 04:45 PM
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#39
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DuffMan
Man wakes up in a hospital...
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: Of course you can't, we amputated your arms.
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LOL!
best one yet!
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03-29-2007, 05:04 PM
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#40
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs propped up against a wall?
Ilene.
What do yu call a Chinese woman with no arms and no legs propped up against a wall?
Irene.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art.
What's the similarity between toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
Cowperson
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