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Old 03-10-2007, 09:08 AM   #1
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Was forwarded this touching story this morning.

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the
enter of a Edmonton courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history
of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody
to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations
requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge
granted temporary custody to the Edmonton Oilers,
whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone!
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Old 03-10-2007, 09:12 AM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, that's priceless!!!
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Old 03-10-2007, 11:46 AM   #3
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Haha I thought that was a real story until the last line
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Old 03-10-2007, 12:00 PM   #4
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This is quite old.
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...oilers+beating
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Old 03-10-2007, 12:31 PM   #5
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There is no originality left in the world. Get used to it. :P
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Old 03-10-2007, 04:41 PM   #6
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I'll add one that I just heard a few days ago.

Q: How cold is it in Edmonton?
A: -94

hahahaha.

Ok.. well it was funny at the time.
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Old 03-10-2007, 05:53 PM   #7
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It's all in the telling. Of course it's a very old joke and really any team name could be put in there. But the way PP06 posted it, or told it, it had me fooled until about halfway through.
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Old 03-10-2007, 07:01 PM   #8
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I had a flag from the start when I noticed the entire article was posted, which is against CP Regulations

Otherwise it was half way through before I truly thought it was a joke, and not a real article that the moderators didn't catch yet.

Regardless, I just said to my father "did you hear about this case that's in the news, kinda odd" and started reading the joke aloud in a regular tone voice, I got two sentances in and he said

"oh yeah the kid is gets custody with the Maple Leafs because they can't beat anyone"
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